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Consumer Alert!

Funny story: Consumer Alert!

Los Angeles, CA: A children's laxative peddled by street vendors in Chinatown has been confiscated by DEA agents. The product in question was called Ganesha's Blessing Gentle Grunts Stool Softner . It was designed to look like an Indian product b...

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Swiss Bank Discovers Cause of Global Recession

Funny story: Swiss Bank Discovers Cause of Global Recession

Industry spectators are heralding the end of the current economic recession due to a startling discovery made in the vaults of the prestigious Union Bank in Switzerland; namely, bonds, stocks, gold bullion and cash currencies to the value of CHF 6 tr...

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Casey Anthony & Nancy Grace sued for $3 billion in Illuminati plot

Funny story: Casey Anthony & Nancy Grace sued for $3 billion in Illuminati plot

ORLANDO, Florida (ABSNN) - Casey Anthony, the Most Hated Woman in America, was acquitted in the murder of her child Caylee who died more than three years ago. Her legal trouble has not ended, not by a long shot. She is still in the middle of a laws...

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Old Man On 1000th Spoof Story Gets Constipation

Funny story: Old Man On 1000th Spoof Story Gets Constipation

A writer on the satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, has told readers within the site's forum that he is experiencing a bout of constipation at a critical point in his spoofing career. Jaggedone, 86, told forum readers that, on the cusp of achiev...

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Constipated Patients' Beds Blocked

Funny story: Constipated Patients' Beds Blocked

A report commissioned by the Centre For Physical Health has revealed that thousands of patients suffering from constipation are spending too long in hospital. The report advises that the blockage is due to a lack of basic support for sufferers aft...

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Viagra Sales Firm while Ex-Lax Market Share Softens

Funny story: Viagra Sales Firm while Ex-Lax Market Share Softens

U.S. pharmaceutical sales for both prescription and over the counter drugs remained strong this past week, where the movers and shakers included Viagra experiencing the strongest growth and Ex-Lax sliding into a softer market. Wall Street analyst...

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NHS Approves Midwifery for Constipation

Funny story: NHS Approves Midwifery for Constipation

London - Already the third largest employer in the entire world, the National Health Service plans on stretching the limits of taxpayers further by implementing a new midwifery program for constipated patients staffed with maternity room nurses. T...

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Earthworms are good for you, scientists discover

Funny story: Earthworms are good for you, scientists discover

LONG ISLAND, NY - Earthworms seldom infect humans, but may soon have the opportunity to do so, according to scientists here. When earthworms are made to enter into human intestines, they constitute a new treatment for constipation, a study in Long...

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Constipated Pattaya Man Relieves Bowels

Funny story: Constipated Pattaya Man Relieves Bowels

There was consternation in the Thai eastern seaboard resort of Pattaya this morning, when a man who had suffered with constipation for more than six days, eventually managed to relieve his aching bowels, and had an enormous great shat. The man, wh...

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Constipation Strikes Radcliffe Down

Funny story: Constipation Strikes Radcliffe Down

Yesterday filming of the latest Potter film was halted due to actor Daniel Radcliffe stuck on the toilet constipated for 26 hours.

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