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Funny story: Madness: School Bans String After Attack On Mouse

Madness: School Bans String After Attack On Mouse

In a prime case of the world going mad, a primary school has banned string from it's playground, after an 8 year old pupil hung a mouse from a fence post. The boy, who can not be named due to lack of proper reporting (I forgot to write it down), w...
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Funny story: Norton Folgate's Thoughts on Life, The Universe and Conkers

Norton Folgate's Thoughts on Life, The Universe and Conkers

Latest Thoughts From Professor Norton Folgate, the World's Leading Expert on Things in His Own Head: My grass needs cutting regularly. Why can't someone invent self cutting grass? Or cannibalistic grass. Grass that eats itself. It would save people a lot of time and make the world a nicer place to live in. You wouldn't get all these ne'er do wells leaving their grass to get too long and all...
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Funny story: Conkers or just bonkers?

Conkers or just bonkers?

It was reported this week from those stupid bureaucratic idiots in Brussels that the new European laws concerning the age old schoolboy practice of 'conkering' have been reviewed. European representative and once TV heartthrob Robert Killjoy Silk...
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L.A.P.D Weighs in on Jenner's Transformation

"Bruce Jenner drove like a prick," said a police spokesman. " Caitlyn drives like a cunt. Any questions?"
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