Showing:

Funny satire stories about conkers

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Funny story: Norton Folgate's Thoughts on Life, The Universe and Conkers

Norton Folgate's Thoughts on Life, The Universe and Conkers

Latest Thoughts From Professor Norton Folgate, the World's Leading Expert on Things in His Own Head: My grass needs cutting regularly. Why can't someone invent self cutting grass? Or cannibalistic grass. Grass that eats itself. It would save people a lot of time and make the world a nicer place to live in. You wouldn't get all these ne'er do wells leaving their grass to get too long and all...
View 'Norton Folgate's Thoughts on Life, The Universe and Conkers'
Funny story: Conkers or just bonkers?

Conkers or just bonkers?

It was reported this week from those stupid bureaucratic idiots in Brussels that the new European laws concerning the age old schoolboy practice of 'conkering' have been reviewed. European representative and once TV heartthrob Robert Killjoy Silk...
View 'Conkers or just bonkers?'

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Breaking News...

Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 multiplied by 2?

9 18 13 8


63 readers are online right now!

Go to top