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Monopoly updated to reflect the current economic uncertainty

Funny story: Monopoly updated to reflect the current economic uncertainty

Monopoly, the world's most popular bored game, has had several incarnations, mainly by using different cities or the Simpsons. Now, MasterBate games have announced that the game will be getting its first major revision since the addition of the Scott...

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Cambridge congestion charge chronicle continues

In addition to the absurd things that Cambridge are doing to increase congestion in the city, traffic calming ideas are sprouting all over the place. A Spokesperson said, "the best form of traffic calming is another vehicle coming the other way, s...

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Cambridge Congestion Charge nearer part 2

Funny story: Cambridge Congestion Charge nearer part 2

Further to the previous story on a massive expansion in traffic lights, Cambridge Council announced today the rejection of yet another really practical, sensible and logical idea to reduce congestion in the city. A spokeswoman said, "BubblyIan con...

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Cambridge's congestion charge a step nearer

Funny story: Cambridge's congestion charge a step nearer

Cambridge has announced plans to introduce even more traffic lights on the city's busy ring road in an attempt to force residents to accept the congestion charge. Latest plans show additional pot-holes and collapsed sewers to be investigated in 6...

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Subo culture course - Rambling Loonie in charge

The McLuz of McLuz, the Rambling Loonie of Andulusia has relocated in Blackburn, West Lothian to ensure the continued success of the BA in Subo culture course at the University of Blackburn. Carrying her precious copies of the Broons and Oor Wullie a...

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Boris Johnson Finds Being London Mayor Not As Easy As It Looked

Funny story: Boris Johnson Finds Being London Mayor Not As Easy As It Looked

Blond mop-headed muppet mayor, Boris Johnson was left with his skull in splinters this morning after finding out that being Mayor of London involved more than simply appearing on daytime TV chat shows and farting about like a prat at public events.

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M25 Congestion Charge

Funny story: M25 Congestion Charge

Users of the M25 Motorway will be charged a congestion charge from August in an attempt to improve the traffic flow. The government is introducing the scheme as an alternative to expensive widening plans, and expects the scheme to raise approximatel...

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Greater Manchester Says NO to Con Charge

Funny story: Greater Manchester Says NO to Con Charge

Greater Manchester has said a resounding NO to the congestion charge, with nearly eighty percent of voters giving a negative on their ballot paper. After spending £34million on the Vote Yes Campaign and sending out the and receiving the ballot pap...

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Traffic Heavier Than Usual & Congestion Charge

Funny story: Traffic Heavier Than Usual & Congestion Charge

"Traffic Heavier Than Usual" may lead people to think that there will be more congestion on the roads but the truth is that traffic is heavier is what it means - not because of more traffic but because drivers fill their tanks up to the top, carry mo...

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Congestion Charge Changes

Funny story: Congestion Charge Changes

Manchester's congestion charge proposals are changing again. The proposals have already changed several times since their conception. Including setting them for time of day and direction, then excluding all taxis, buses, fire services and police cars...

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New Mayor Boris Scraps the Congestion Charge

Funny story: New Mayor Boris Scraps the Congestion Charge

New Mayor for London Boris Johnson (70) has been under heavy pressure recently to honour his promise to scrap the London congestion charge as written in his manifesto and one of the key reasons for his victory over Kenny (the Red) Livingstone. Fin...

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"Hooray Henley" as Boris Re-writes Congestion Charge Rules

Funny story: "Hooray Henley" as Boris Re-writes Congestion Charge Rules

In an abrupt slap in the face for the environmental lobby, new London Mayor Boris Johnson has announced sweeping changes to the Congestion Charge which will see owners of gas guzzling 4x4's actually receive payment for driving in...

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The Intelligence Highway

Funny story: The Intelligence Highway

Controversial plans announced today by the Shadow Home Secretary, the Rt Hon David Davis MP, promised to establish what is being called the world's first "Intelligence Highway" on the motorway from Oxford to London.

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Canine Congestion Charge hits Central London

Funny story: Canine Congestion Charge hits Central London

London - (Ass Press): New rules governing the exercising of dogs in public come into force on Monday 12 March which will see a new canine congestion charge imposed on Central London.

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Congestion charging "a success"

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