WASHINGTON D.C. - As Vladimir Putin defies Washington's wishes, millions of Americans are left asking questions that would never be asked in other first-world countries. Spare yourself some embarrassment and commit this info to memory. Also, change the subject if someone brings all this up in conversation.
1) Is it "The Ukraine" or "Ukraine"?
Short answer: Who the hell cares?
Long answer: I...
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Sympathetic critics came out to attack the Onion because they used Quvenzhane Wallis in satirical comedy.
The satire was innocent, but critics quickly made it out to be something that it was not. This is the original concept of the Onion writer:...
Despite its exhausting and increasingly sanctimonious involvement in Libya and Egypt, the US this week confirmed that it was determined to take necessary action and invade a small, Esso service service station in Bracknell. The proposed action was co...
Latest research from the University of Camberwick has shown that people over the age of 85 are more likely to start a serious world war than people half their age.
In a paper published in "Which War" Magazine, top scientists claim that out of 5000...
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