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New Christian Sect Giving Out Chocolate Coated Cookies For Communion Goes Viral

Funny story: New Christian Sect Giving Out Chocolate Coated Cookies For Communion Goes Viral

A new religious group using chocolate coated cookies and Cola for communion purposes has outstripped all popular religions in church attendance figures according to "Which Church" magazine. Normally a kind of nasty old bread called Hosta is used. Thi...

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Vatican: New Communion Wafers To Contain 3 More Grams Of Whole Grain

Funny story: Vatican: New Communion Wafers To Contain 3 More Grams Of Whole Grain

VATICAN CITY-Catholics around the world will enjoy more whole grain in their communion wafers come this fall. Today the Vatican announced that they've re-formulated their recipe for their Eucharistic hosts to include a whopping 3 more grams of whole...

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Patrick Kennedy Says Good Riddance to Eucharist

Funny story: Patrick Kennedy Says Good Riddance to Eucharist

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - Rep. Patrick Kennedy revealed Sunday that he is "not going to miss Communion at all," and is in fact relieved at the statement issued Sunday by the diocese, Providence Bishop Thomas Tobin, asking Kennedy to stop taking Comm...

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Chocolate Jesus Offends Lactose Intolerant Catholics

Funny story: Chocolate Jesus Offends Lactose Intolerant Catholics

A life-size milk chocolate Jesus on the cross is about to go on display in a New York Gallery offending...well, the people who are usually offended by this sort of thing.

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Atkins Center Seeks Low-Carb Communion Alternative

Funny story: Atkins Center Seeks Low-Carb Communion Alternative

Ronkonkoma, NY - Responding to complaints from dedicated dieters, the Atkins Center has asked several religious denominations and various Christian sects to reform the holy sacraments.

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