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Funny story: Stock Markets Rise on Reports of Imminent Stock Market Rise

Stock Markets Rise on Reports of Imminent Stock Market Rise

Stock markets rallied this week after Bloomberg news ran a story of an imminent stock market rise. The original source of the story was Elvis Yeung, regular contributor to the Bloomberg channel and investment analyst for Texas based S.F. Prophecy &am...
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Funny story: Florida's Orange Crop in Peril, Brazil Makes Lemonade

Florida's Orange Crop in Peril, Brazil Makes Lemonade

Still uncertain as to the extent of the frost damage expected from Florida's current orange crop, Brazil, the world's largest exporter of lemons, is preparing to fill the citrus void with a U.S. national advertising campaign featuring lemonade as an...
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Funny story: Countrywide Bank sponsors surprise 5K marathon for its customers; denies a run on its deposits

Countrywide Bank sponsors surprise 5K marathon for its customers; denies a run on its deposits

New York, New York - A spokesman for Countrywide Bank denied last Friday's line of customers outside its branch offices, withdrawing their deposits, was a run on their bank, but rather a 5K marathon they forgot to announce it was sponsoring to ke...
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