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Funny story: Assaults in Chicago are linked to a coma patient; unheard theories of a resident

Assaults in Chicago are linked to a coma patient; unheard theories of a resident

A series of assaults occurred in Chicago July 1st. 4 women have reported physical assault to their local police station. One woman named the attacker as Marko Dulce. She gave a written statement and matched the man's face with a police sketch. Up...
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Funny story: Man Who Wakes From 30 Year Coma Asks to be Put Back to Sleep

Man Who Wakes From 30 Year Coma Asks to be Put Back to Sleep

David Lindersnout, of Cedar Falls, Idaho, woke up yesterday from a 30 year coma. Lindersnout had some friends and family in the area. Doctors were more baffled by the man's attitude after only a few hours of being awake. Lindersnout was visited b...
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Funny story: Crush

Crush

With both hands still positioned on the edges of his keyboard and a few visually interesting but inane documents open on his desktop, he hoped that a passer by would not notice the redness of his face and the firmness of his jaw muscles while he clenched his teeth. It had been more than 15 minutes since Howard Kanupy had left an office carrying the presentation materials that the boss had asked...
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Funny story: Man Ejaculates Into Coma After Too Many Boost Bars

Man Ejaculates Into Coma After Too Many Boost Bars

Gerald Foster, a 35 year old man from the small town of Staines ejaculated himself into a coma and was rushed to A&E on Monday night at 5:30 His family says he was trying to break the world record and had no understanding that the previous rec...
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Funny story: Local Writer Loses Train of Thought Whilst Writing Headline Now Can't Remember Subject of Story or His Name!

Local Writer Loses Train of Thought Whilst Writing Headline Now Can't Remember Subject of Story or His Name!

A local writer, who must remain nameless because he can't remember who he is, suffered a severe case of writers block whilst only half way through a 6 paragraph headline on a story he was preparing to submit to a well known satire site, on a topic h...
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Funny story: Derek Jeter knocks man out of coma

Derek Jeter knocks man out of coma

In some good news Yankee hitter Derek Jeter hit a grand slam home run last night against the Boston Red Sox. The ball was hit so far out of the park it reached a near by apartment complex crashing threw the buildings window miraculously hitting...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Taken To Hospital in Drunk and Comatose State; No Change After 24 Hours Except He's Less Drunk

Spoof Writer Taken To Hospital in Drunk and Comatose State; No Change After 24 Hours Except He's Less Drunk

Spoof writer and union rabble rouser Ian Skoobinski was taken to a local hospital after being discovered in a drunk and catatonic state. His wife found him passed out by his favorite recliner and in front of their television set. A study of televis...
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Funny story: Man Fakes Coma For 2 Years, Now Comatose

Man Fakes Coma For 2 Years, Now Comatose

Alabama - A man who had recently won a multi-state lottery faked being in a coma for 2 years to see who was worthy of being included in his will. Ricky Ray Rayfield woke up after 2 years of hospitalization to the relief and horror of his famil...
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Funny story: Man In Comma For 10 Years Finally Up And Walking

Man In Comma For 10 Years Finally Up And Walking

A man trapped in a comma for over 10 years is finally up and walking - and is amazed it took so long! "It all started when I was minding my own business when all of a sudden this giant comma, out of nowhere, landed on top of me. I was, in, the, w...
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Funny story: Savile Badgers Woman Into Coma

Savile Badgers Woman Into Coma

A 24 year old woman has today revealed that a sex session with aging TV star Jimmy Savile was so intense that it caused her to pass out. She did not regain consciousness for three weeks. Speaking from her hospital bed, Wendy Marks of Routlidge,...
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Funny story: Women Gives Birth To Alligator. Ends Up In Coma

Women Gives Birth To Alligator. Ends Up In Coma

Topeka KS: Helen Nickerson was excited about the birth of her new baby. She and her husband Todd Nickerson have tried for years to have a baby with no luck. The help of a fertility clinic allowed their dreams to come true.
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Funny story: Pole Awakens From 19 Yr Coma on a Bus in Manchester

Pole Awakens From 19 Yr Coma on a Bus in Manchester

A lucky Pole has woken up from a 19-year coma to find the Communist party no longer in power and his staple diet of tea and vinegar no longer on the menu. Ex-railway worker Jan Grzebski,now 65, fell into a coma after he was hit by a train in 1988.
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Funny story: Nude Madonna, Hilton, Spears Mum as Sharon Plans Exorcism, Comeback, Despite Coma

Nude Madonna, Hilton, Spears Mum as Sharon Plans Exorcism, Comeback, Despite Coma

JERUSALEM -- Former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has more free time on his hands than he did at the height of his power and there are signs he and his staff are using it to fashion a new image for a political comeback.
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Funny story: Man who woke up after six years in a coma not happy

Man who woke up after six years in a coma not happy

A Beluxi, Mississippi man who recently woke up after almost six years in a coma is reportedly not happy and has requested that his doctors make him unconscious again.
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