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Funny story:  Microwave Planned for Giant, Frozen Squid. If Unsuccessful - Colossal Calamari - Deep Sea, Deep Fried

Microwave Planned for Giant, Frozen Squid. If Unsuccessful - Colossal Calamari - Deep Sea, Deep Fried

A Colossal Squid, frozen after being caught by New Zealand fisherman, is to be thawed out using a giant microwave. This was the first time we as a species have come into contact with a living colossal squid, our response was typically humane.
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Funny story:  Sidney Lowe mistaken for bellhop in Tampa Hotel after NC State loses to North Carolina

Sidney Lowe mistaken for bellhop in Tampa Hotel after NC State loses to North Carolina

Not only did NC State lose in the final round of the ACC Tournament, getting knocked off by the number 8th ranked North Carolina Tarheels, 89-80, but NC State's head coach Sidney Lowe upon returning to the hotel with his team was mistaken for a b...
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Funny story:  Giant Squid Found, Says Mankind Are "The Worst Seekers Ever"

Giant Squid Found, Says Mankind Are "The Worst Seekers Ever"

Most Giant Squid remains have been found in the stomachs of Sperm Whales. This has led some of the stupider Marine Biologists to theorize that the belly of the Sperm Whale is in fact the natural habitat of the Giant Squid. Finally, today, we have p...
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