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'Potella' jar sparks lethal blaze that destroys family home

Funny story: 'Potella' jar sparks lethal blaze that destroys family home

Colorado Springs, USA - An empty jar of the yummy cannabis, chocolate and pistachio nut paste 'Potella' is suspected of being behind the total destruction of a family home. Forensic investigators say the six bedroom property and a family dog were...

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NORAD commander worried local pot laws having adverse effect on US aerospace defence command

Funny story: NORAD commander worried local pot laws having adverse effect on US aerospace defence command

El Paso County, Colorado Springs - Four star General Charles H Jacobs Jr has voiced his concerns after a tense standoff at NORAD HQ with a slow-moving marijuana cloud that swamped much of Peterson Air Farce Base yesterday. The musky THC-laden fug...

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A Colorado Springs Diner Sells More Marijuana Brownies Than Any Other Eating Establishment In The State of Colorado

Funny story: A Colorado Springs Diner Sells More Marijuana Brownies Than Any Other Eating Establishment In The State of Colorado

COLORADO SPRINGS - Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper has just informed the owners of Bubba's Pikes Peak Diner in Colorado Springs that they have just set a state record. The governor met with Beaumont "Bubba" Rindello, owner of the diner and inf...

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A Colorado Springs College Announces An Amazing Marijuana Related Name Change

Funny story: A Colorado Springs College Announces An Amazing Marijuana Related Name Change

COLORADO SPRINGS - The dean of Zebulon Pike College, which is located in Colorado Springs has just informed the news media that the school will be undergoing a name change. Dean Lennox Woodpulp, III, stated that after receiving a petition signed b...

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A Diner In Colorado Springs Is Selling The Heck Out Of Pot Pot Pies

Funny story: A Diner In Colorado Springs Is Selling The Heck Out Of Pot Pot Pies

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colorado - The owner of Bubba's Pikes Peak Diner in Colorado Springs is smiling from ear-to-ear these days. Beaumont "Bubba" Rindello spoke with American Spotlight Magazine and said that just in the three days since he added Pot...

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An Astounding Super Bowl Fact Regarding Marijuana, The Denver Broncos, and The Seattle Seahawks

Funny story: An Astounding Super Bowl Fact Regarding Marijuana, The Denver Broncos, and The Seattle Seahawks

LOS ANGELES - Sports writer Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette News has made a very amazing observation regarding the two Super Bowl bound teams. La Bamba pointed out in his publication that the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks are...

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Many Colorado Hotels Have Installed Marijuana Dispensing Machines In Their Hotel Lobbies

Funny story: Many Colorado Hotels Have Installed Marijuana Dispensing Machines In Their Hotel Lobbies

COLORADO SPRINGS - The Colorado Springs Chamber of Commerce has just announced a new marijuana-related business venture. Pixie Dizzdickens, 43, with the Colorado Springs Chamber of Commerce stated that she has just learned that a total of 13 Color...

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David Letterman Buying A House Up In The Rocky Mountains

Funny story: David Letterman Buying A House Up In The Rocky Mountains

NEW YORK CITY - The host of Late Night With David Letterman has decided that he is going to buy a home out in The Marijuana State of Colorado. Letterman recently told his studio audience and his audience at home that he is simply fascinated with t...

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Colorado Pot Shop Security Is A Booming Business

Funny story: Colorado Pot Shop Security Is A Booming Business

COLORADO SPRINGS - The fastest growing business in Colorado is marijuana shops. And the second fastest growing business in Colorado is the marijuana shop security business. State authorities report that the security business has increased by 2,000...

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Willie Nelson Buys 10 More Marijuana Shops In Colorado

Funny story: Willie Nelson Buys 10 More Marijuana Shops In Colorado

COLORADO SPRINGS - Country music icon Willie Nelson owns 10 marijuana shops in Denver and he has just purchased 10 more in Colorado Springs. The 80-year-old music icon told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that he cannot believe how m...

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Charlie Sheen Headed To A Colorado Hoosegow: The Producers Will Change The Show's Name To "One And A Half Men And One Convict"

Funny story: Charlie Sheen Headed To A Colorado Hoosegow: The Producers Will Change The Show's Name To "One And A Half Men And One Convict"

HOLLYWOOD - Well the "Bad Boy" reputation has finally caught up with Charlie "Drinky Poo" Sheen. A Colorado judge has sentenced poor little 'Carlitos' to serve 30 days in the Pikes Peak Penitentiary located in the Rocky Mountains on the west end...

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Three weeks of retro-engineering cures Ted Haggard of homosexuality

Funny story: Three weeks of retro-engineering cures Ted Haggard of homosexuality

Colorado Springs - (ReUterus): Following a three week course of immunization jabs, colonic irrigation therapy, a pilgrimage to the crystal healing waters of the Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain AND a semi-hypnotic suggestion from Mrs Haggar...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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