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Funny story: Just when we thought it was safe to go back in the water

Just when we thought it was safe to go back in the water

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Students and officials at San Diego State University (SDSU), like the rest of the world (or at least Europe, Canada, and the United States), are learning that it is nature that is wrong, and not transgender persons, in insisting that...
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Funny story: Local Man Finishes College at 42-Years-Old

Local Man Finishes College at 42-Years-Old

I'm certainly dad left it in his will that my college would be paid for along with an allowance so that I could concentrate of my getting better grades. Then my mother passed away and left me the house and car. So, for the last twenty plus year...
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Funny story: Two University Students Engage in Complaint-Free Conversation

Two University Students Engage in Complaint-Free Conversation

New York, NY - In an astounding feat of resiliency today, two university students on the precipice of finals season engaged in a three minute conversation without a single complaint. Danielle Goldstein and Beverly Arden, friends from first year th...
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Funny story: Climate Change A Communist and Liberal Plot According to Beaver Bay Man

Climate Change A Communist and Liberal Plot According to Beaver Bay Man

Beaver Bay, OR (Car Seller's Weekly) - According to Earl Whitcomb, life-long resident of Beaver Bay, climate change is real. But it isn't caused by green-house gases or the use of fossil fuels. It is caused, asserts Whitcomb, by liberals and Communis...
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Funny story: President Obama Informs The Nation That He Will Investigate Charges That There Are Al-Qaeda Operatives In Yuma, Arizona

President Obama Informs The Nation That He Will Investigate Charges That There Are Al-Qaeda Operatives In Yuma, Arizona

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama cut short his planned day of golf and hurried back to the White House when he heard on CNN that there is a possibility of Al Qaeda operatives living in Yuma, Arizona. The president said that the rumors came from...
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Funny story: Playboy rates University of Virginia nation's number one party school

Playboy rates University of Virginia nation's number one party school

CHARLOTTESVILLE VA (ABSNN) - Playboy magazine released its annual list of the Nation's Top Ten Party Schools. The University of Virginia took top honors beating out such famous Animal Houses as University of Southern California, Los Angeles (2); the...
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Funny story: Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky Emailed Officer John 'Pepper Spray' Pike Saying "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"

Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky Emailed Officer John 'Pepper Spray' Pike Saying "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - Members of the news media are reporting that for the first time in over a week, the former defensive coach of Penn State University Jerry Sandusky has managed to smile. According to Sports Territory Magazine Sandusk...
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Funny story: John Goodman To Star In "Oops - The Officer John 'Pepper Spray' Pike Story"

John Goodman To Star In "Oops - The Officer John 'Pepper Spray' Pike Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Face Pictures in association with TouchRock Films has just announced that production will soon begin on the motion picture Oops - The Officer John "Pepper Spray' Pike Story. The movie will feature John Goodman in the starring rol...
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Funny story: Dogs Now Allowed To Live in Some U.S. College Dorms

Dogs Now Allowed To Live in Some U.S. College Dorms

Dogs all over the country were shocked when they read about this in their newspapers. For many of them, it was not good news. For example, Fido, a New York cocker spaniel, said, "It shouldn't be assumed that we all want to go to college." He...
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Funny story: Single girl decides to list Facebook relationship status as married to roommate

Single girl decides to list Facebook relationship status as married to roommate

BOSTON, MA - University student Amy Tripwaller announced today that in absence of having a significant other, she was going to change her Facebook relationship status from "Single" to "Married to Laura Juarez", her roommate. Tripwaller believes this...
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Funny story: University and College Students Protest Current Degree Plans

University and College Students Protest Current Degree Plans

College and University students in the United States have decided to form their own million man march on Washington to protest discrimination in the current degree systems. The students feel that the current system are biased and discriminatory to t...
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Funny story: Dartmouth College Faculty Demands Summary Executions of Men Accused of Hate Speech

Dartmouth College Faculty Demands Summary Executions of Men Accused of Hate Speech

Reacting to the drastic increase of male hate speech on the campus of Dartmouth College, the Faculty Senate passed a resolution unanimously demanding the administration immediately implement a policy of summary execution of any male accused of this c...
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Funny story: Spring Break Mexico: Sex, Drugs, Beer, Party, No Passports

Spring Break Mexico: Sex, Drugs, Beer, Party, No Passports

CANCUN,MEXICO (ASSOCIATED PROSE)Thousands and thousands of college aged students who have decided to travel south of the border are not being allowed back into the United States because they have misplaced their passports. The
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