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Funny story: Michelle Obama Debuts New College Degree Plan at Rutgers: Professional Vacationer

Michelle Obama Debuts New College Degree Plan at Rutgers: Professional Vacationer

New Brunswick, NJ - Smiling, and without a care in the world, FLOTUS showed up at Rutgers University today to unveil a brand new academic program she is credited with creating, in conjunction with the Board of Regents, that should be a hit with t...
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Funny story: Arizona State University Declared the Worst College in the World

Arizona State University Declared the Worst College in the World

TEMPE, AZ-A detailed report completed this spring semester by national scholars announces Arizona State University (ASU) as the worst school in the history of colleges and universities in the world. Based on the results from a ten-year study conc...
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Funny story: Local Man Finishes College at 42-Years-Old

Local Man Finishes College at 42-Years-Old

I'm certainly dad left it in his will that my college would be paid for along with an allowance so that I could concentrate of my getting better grades. Then my mother passed away and left me the house and car. So, for the last twenty plus year...
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Funny story: Scientific Studies Show That Twerking Could Lead To Coitus

Scientific Studies Show That Twerking Could Lead To Coitus

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A US Government Study has just been released which shows that the practice of twerking could very well lead to coitus. The scientific study was conducted at Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis, Indiana. A total of 500...
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Funny story: A California College Has Been Given A $17.3 Million US Government Grant To Study The Mating Habits of The Hummingbird

A California College Has Been Given A $17.3 Million US Government Grant To Study The Mating Habits of The Hummingbird

CARPINTERIA, California - The faculty at Left Coast College located in Carpinteria, California is thrilled at having just learned that the United States government has agreed to provide them with a $17.3 million grant. The grant is being provided...
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Funny story: A College Report States That The American Middle Class Is Shrinking

A College Report States That The American Middle Class Is Shrinking

CHICAGO - Recent studies which were conducted at Chicago's Windy City Community College have revealed that the American middle class is shrinking. Dr. Uriah H. Tillerwell, who has a Masters Degree in Statistical Stats and a Ph.D. in Crop Rotation,...
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Funny story: President Obama Informs The Nation That He Will Investigate Charges That There Are Al-Qaeda Operatives In Yuma, Arizona

President Obama Informs The Nation That He Will Investigate Charges That There Are Al-Qaeda Operatives In Yuma, Arizona

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama cut short his planned day of golf and hurried back to the White House when he heard on CNN that there is a possibility of Al Qaeda operatives living in Yuma, Arizona. The president said that the rumors came from...
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Funny story: Colorado Is Bracing For Upwards of 6 Million Out-of-State Students Coming In During Spring Break

Colorado Is Bracing For Upwards of 6 Million Out-of-State Students Coming In During Spring Break

DENVER - Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper has just informed all of the law enforcement departments in the state that no one will be taking vacations the week of Spring Break. The governor stressed that the state is expecting upwards of 6 millio...
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Funny story: A Colorado Springs College Announces An Amazing Marijuana Related Name Change

A Colorado Springs College Announces An Amazing Marijuana Related Name Change

COLORADO SPRINGS - The dean of Zebulon Pike College, which is located in Colorado Springs has just informed the news media that the school will be undergoing a name change. Dean Lennox Woodpulp, III, stated that after receiving a petition signed b...
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Funny story: Awkward Moment Shared at Bikini Espresso Stand

Awkward Moment Shared at Bikini Espresso Stand

VANCOUVER, WA-What was supposed to be a simple coffee purchase turned in to a critical moment in the career of George Blankenship, associate professor of English at Washington State University Vancouver as he exchanged glances with one of his Feminis...
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Funny story: Homeless Dogs Better Off Than Homeless

Homeless Dogs Better Off Than Homeless

A Harvard Research Study released today proves that homeless dogs, reguardless of where they live, are better off then the homeless. "Dogs have the unique ability to survive the worst situations" says researcher Doug St. Charles. "Lets face it, d...
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Funny story: Ohio State University Could Be Relocating To Denver and Become Ohio State University At Denver

Ohio State University Could Be Relocating To Denver and Become Ohio State University At Denver

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Word filtering out of the dean's office at Ohio State University is that the school could be relocating to Denver, Colorado. An inside source stated that the college board of regents is considering the move due to the fact that th...
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Funny story: A Sexy Wisconsin Woman Has An Amazing 213 Erogenous Zones

A Sexy Wisconsin Woman Has An Amazing 213 Erogenous Zones

OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Ever since she was in high school Rebecca Waxbuckle of Oshkosh said that she was always extremely popular with the boys. She pointed out that when she went to Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis she was voted The Fresh...
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Funny story: The Florida State Seminoles Defeat The Auburn Tigers To Become The Nation's Number One Collegiate Football Team

The Florida State Seminoles Defeat The Auburn Tigers To Become The Nation's Number One Collegiate Football Team

PASADENA, California - Old Man Winter did not make an appearance at The Rose Bowl as many Florida State and Auburn fans dressed in short sleeved shirts and shorts. Many of the female students wore halter tops and Daisy Duke shorts as they saw FSU...
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Funny story: Colorado's Population Is Booming Thanks To Marijuana

Colorado's Population Is Booming Thanks To Marijuana

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has predicted that Colorado's population will double within the next 12 months. The ADGA stated that recent polls show that the fact that Colorado has made it legal to purchase marijuana has caused a...
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Funny story: Barry Obama Notebook Found At College Back Room

Barry Obama Notebook Found At College Back Room

One of these days I hope to be President of some club or something because I feel kind of 'presidential' every time my friends and I go out and smoke some and play some golf. This year I decorated my tree in blue and white lights with a Star of Da...
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Funny story: College Professors May Very Well Be Liberal

College Professors May Very Well Be Liberal

According to a recent study, College professors may very well be pushing their Liberal agendas on college students. Published by A.Y.R.S [Are.You.Really.Surprised] Journal, the shocking results of their study may lead conservative parents in the...
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Funny story: Grandson Finds Sex Toys In The Attic

Grandson Finds Sex Toys In The Attic

Here's a tip from an Old Time reporter: Get rid of any old sex toys or this might happen to you. Martha and I were saying goodbye to our grandson who was headed off to college when he came downstairs from the attic where he was looking for his luc...
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