Manchester United and England star Wayne Rooney is facing a night in hospital after choking on a dismantled Rubik's Cube at his Cheshire home.
Speaking from outside the People's Dispensary for Sick Animals (PDSA) in Warrington where Rooney is recu...
So Rooney's at it again....potty-mouthing.
I must admit when I looked at the photos one of today's dailies of MORE 'Ladies' dressed up for Aintree...I saw a picture of his 'glammed-up' mother-in-law'
and felt like yelling a few 'Rooney's
My gawd...what a putrid, washed out looking 'moo moo' she was wearing. It looked like a faded parachute - similar to the one we used in P.E.
Plastic celebrity news can report that the lovely Colleen Rooney, wife of the Manchester Rover's star footballer, found herself in a compromising situation with the local milk delivery operative - 59 year old Eric Wetlegs last Friday.
"It was all very embarrassing" said Colleen. It had been a terrible week for us all round. To start off with, Manchester Town had lost 2-nil to Saracens and so Dw...
It is reported, on the wires that a UK nuclear submarine, equipped with every high tech system known to man is grounded on rocks off the Isle of Skye, Western Isles, Scotland.
A source, close to the Ministry of Defence in London, has disclosed tha...
News that HMS Ark Royal is to be taken out of service, immediately, has sparked a furious row between the WAG's of UK based footballers.
"It's what no one else can have and I want it" the wife of a famous Chelsea player told NMC News today.
Media speculation has been mounting over the departure of Wayne Rooney from Manchester United after a supposed bust-up between him and Alex Ferguson. However, according to his wife, Colleen Rooney, Rooney will be staying in Manchester.
There has b...
That's right sportsfans, following today's so called 'exclusive' revelations in The Mail and elsewhere that Wayne Rooney has been smashing the granny out of Manchester call girls for a couple of years now - including one called Jennifer Thompson aka...
A happy event has occurred in footballer Wayne Rooney's household with the arrival of a child which they have named Koi Carp Rooney.
Mr Rooney was said to be totally pleased.
Speaking from the photographic studio of KO Magazine and dangling hi...
A distressed Colleen Shop-A-Lot, aka Mrs Rooney, gave birth completely alone today!
Out of sheer concern the Manchester General Hospital urgently rang around to locate the whereabouts of the alleged father. After extensive searching, the hospital...
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