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Funny story: High-street Bank refuses first-aid to woman collapsed outside branch

High-street Bank refuses first-aid to woman collapsed outside branch

Passers-by were stunned to be told the bank's first-aider could not help because they are not allowed to give first aid outside the branch. A woman who collapsed outside a bank was refused help by staff. Passers-by pleaded for a trained first-a...
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Funny story: Music Festival Disaster: Enquiry Results Finally Revealed

Music Festival Disaster: Enquiry Results Finally Revealed

The cause for the disaster at one of Britain's largest music festivals has finally been revealed. A sub-standard batch of tent pegs, dangerously combined with cheap imported Chinese tent poles, have been named as the 'most likely' cause for a huge...
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Funny story: Theatre Wall Collapses During Brecht Play

Theatre Wall Collapses During Brecht Play

Berlin, Germany: The fourth wall of a Berlin theatre has collapsed during a Brecht play, with many audience members feared injured. At approximately 20:00 local time the fourth wall of the Palais Theatre collapsed dramatically during a performance...
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Funny story: Michael Mukasey: "I collapsed from all the B.S, "Bush Sh*t."

Michael Mukasey: "I collapsed from all the B.S, "Bush Sh*t."

(Washington, D.C.) Things seemed to go from Green Zone to Highway One for current Attorney General Michael Mukasey at a Federalist Society dinner held at the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel Thursday. Mukasey was giving a spirited defense of the Bush...
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Funny story: Cookers Start Collapsing Into Their Own Footprints

Cookers Start Collapsing Into Their Own Footprints

As it seems to be certain that the laws of physics have been changed since 911, with buildings falling into their own footprints with fires that are far below the melting point of structural steel girders and bolts, many housewives have started to ex...
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Funny story: Thousands Stranded by XL Travel Collapse

Thousands Stranded by XL Travel Collapse

The collapse of the UK's third largest package holiday group has left tens of thousands of Britons stranded abroad in a variety of exotic destinations, ranging from the Isle of Dogs to Antarctica, and Butlin's Kinshasa to the Gobi Desert. The dec...
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Funny story: Cal-el Apologizes for Minneapolis Bridge Collapse

Cal-el Apologizes for Minneapolis Bridge Collapse

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Ripley, WV - Superman's illegitimate half-brother, Cal-el, apologized today for the bridge collapse in Minneapolis. He said that he didn't realize that defeating the Mothman in West Virginia would just cause the same k...
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Funny story: Kid demolishes West Bank Wall

Kid demolishes West Bank Wall

A Palestinian boy drove his 1994 model toy car right into Israel's controversial West Bank Wall, leading to its collapse.
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"I Made Up Global Warming" Admits Gore

"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.

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