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Local Man Blamed For Grandmother's Death

Funny story: Local Man Blamed For Grandmother's Death

Wilbert Flannery was accused by his family of killing his grandmother so he could inherit her house and money she had hid around the house. After the Williamsburg, Alabama resident was taken in by police, they had to let him go because of lack of...

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Electronic turkeys on sale in Walmart stores to help quit Christmas dinners

Funny story: Electronic turkeys on sale in Walmart stores to help quit Christmas dinners

Buying "just one more" turkey because you know you will quit next week or slipping another turkey into your grocery basket at the superstore? Remarkably realistic electronic turkeys are now on sale to help with post-Christmas or Thanksgiving addi...

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Police planning roadside Turkey checks

Funny story: Police planning roadside Turkey checks

Police are planning a zero tolerance campaign to catch people out who have had a turkey dinner after the official deadline of midnight on January 6th. Highly accurate Turkelyzer kits have been ordered by police forces throughout the U.K. The kits...

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Junkie Turkeys found on Norfolk farm

Funny story: Junkie Turkeys found on Norfolk farm

A large turkey farm in Norfolk has been closed after traces of methadone were found in the turkey. "We were checking the turkeys for horse meat contamination," said Fisheries and Farming minister, James Bond. "Having checked all the foods in freez...

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"Cold Turkey" perfect recipe for booze & drug excesses at Xmas!

Funny story: "Cold Turkey" perfect recipe for booze & drug excesses at Xmas!

What to do with left over Turkey bits and bobs is no longer a problem????? After all of the excessive booze & drug abuse over the festive period, scientists, top chefs and Amy Winehouse have discovered the perfect recipe for Hangovers (Jaggedone got cramp HANGING too long OVER the bog) COLD TURKEY!!!!!!! Here are their recipes for those who think it's Easter and Jesus is about to be c...

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