If Morgan Masterson can finish his creation, and he's very close, he will have invented a protective garment that will keep the family jewels safe and sound under many conditions.
"I've made the prototype already and I need to get some volunteers...
HOLLYWOOD - Initially used to strategically cover the two and a half men located between a gentleman's legs during Medieval times, the codpiece is now being used by both male and female entertainers attempting to embellish the size of their reproduct...
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