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Funny story:  Antibiotics Made From Cockroach Brains Next Big Thing

Antibiotics Made From Cockroach Brains Next Big Thing

Scientists are working feverishly to find new ways to fight antibiotic-resistant strains of staph bacteria such as e-coli and MRSA, which have become epidemic throughout the world. The one insect you thought might be responsible for spreading such ba...
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Funny story:  A better mouse trap?

A better mouse trap?

(Seattle) Students at the University of Washington have discovered a novel approach to combating cockroaches that can be found in many kitchens. Members of the freshman AP class combined diet soda and corn chips to produce a substance lethal to th...
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Funny story:  KFC fined for animal cruelty

KFC fined for animal cruelty

Kentucky Fried Chicken, the world's greasiest Fa(s)t Food outlet, was fined £19,000 today after a Cockroach was found eating a chip in its Leicester Square Branch. The Cockroach, Denzil the Muncher, had apparently entered the establishment after e...
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Funny story:  In Order To Survive We Must Become Cockroaches

In Order To Survive We Must Become Cockroaches

How do you feel about becoming a cockroach? Could you stand being yourself? The Dalai Lama in his press conference this morning, set out to warn that each of us may have to adjust in a post nuclear world, to becoming cockroaches. "That may be t...
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Funny story:  Roaches Locked Out as Motel Chain Closes

Roaches Locked Out as Motel Chain Closes

Millions of roaches found themselves locked out of their favorite motel chain as the sagging economy claimed another victim. The closures came unexpectedly and caught many roaches off guard. Some were permanent residents, others overnight guests.
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Funny story:  Giant Cockroach At Center Of Missing Person Investigatilon

Giant Cockroach At Center Of Missing Person Investigatilon

A gigantic cockroach remains the sole mystery in the disappearance of Gregory Simpson. "We're convinced that he just took off." Says his mother, a home-ridden asthmatic. "He was always a selfish bastard. And leaving a big bug in the bed was just...
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Funny story:  Micro-chipped cockroach causes havoc

Micro-chipped cockroach causes havoc

Shaun O.T. Seine read about USDA's National Animal Identification System (NAIS) in The Washington Stump, and decided that he would get his pet cockroach, Bernard, micro-chipped. It took less than two weeks before Shaun, and thousands of others, be...
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Funny story:  Big Cockroach Escapes

Big Cockroach Escapes

In a scene reminscince of the fifties classic, "The Cockroach What Ate Queens" people on Oak Street near the abandoned house at 311 are staying up all night even though a Neighborhood Watch group was formed this past Sunday. At least three peopl...
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Funny story:  Hubble Space Telescope Discovers Giant Cockroaches

Hubble Space Telescope Discovers Giant Cockroaches

Houston TX-- NASA today released very depressing classified information from the Hubble Space Telescope (HST). Outer Space is infested with gigantic cockroaches. The roaches are 'hundreds of miles long' and swarm just outside Mars orbit. The HST h...
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Funny story:  White House Uses Cockroaches to Lure Visitors

White House Uses Cockroaches to Lure Visitors

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Disturbed by the steep drop in visitors to the White House as the popularity of George Bush plummets, Republicans have thought up a novel way to bring the public to the home of the nation's leadership: a zoo where childr...
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Funny story:  Fruit flies infest White House

Fruit flies infest White House

The White House was closed this weekend while attendants fumigated the president's offices for a pest infestation.
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Funny story:  Remote-controlled cockroach found in White House

Remote-controlled cockroach found in White House

(Washington, DC) Life imitating art imitating life was the general consensus among visitors to the White House Friday when word leaked of the discovery of a cyborg cockroach near the West Wing.
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