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Phil Jackson Says He's Ready To Take A Head Coaching Job

Funny story: Phil Jackson Says He's Ready To Take A Head Coaching Job

NEW YORK CITY - Phil Jackson was in the Big Apple to make an appearance on his long time friend Larry King's talk show The Viagra View. Phil was asked how he was enjoying retirement. He grinned and said that it was great not having to listen to Ja...

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Derek Jeter To Coach Yankees in 2015?

Funny story: Derek Jeter To Coach Yankees in 2015?

Tampa, Florida - Florida being the only state without snow for a couple of times now has allowed the New York Yankees to begin working out. Of course the big story here is that Derek Jeter is retiring at the end of this season. After announcing hi...

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Woman's Gas Problem Clears One Basketball Fan Section!

Funny story: Woman's Gas Problem Clears One Basketball Fan Section!

Cleveland, Tn. A lady who must have filled up on burritos and beer cleared a whole section of basketball fans at the High Street Owls playoff game, Saturday night. Although it cannot be proven a Ms. Maggie Sweat was the first one to jump up and l...

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NFL Coaches Appreciate The New Gatorade Pouring Ban

Funny story: NFL Coaches Appreciate The New Gatorade Pouring Ban

NEW YORK CITY - The NFL reports that their newly implemented ban which prohibits players on a winning team from pouring a bucket of Gatorade on their coach has been extremely well received. Sporting Chance Magazine reports that every coach, except...

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A Texas High School Freshman Kicks An 87 Yard Field Goal

Funny story: A Texas High School Freshman Kicks An 87 Yard Field Goal

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas - Friday nights in the Lone Star state mean one thing - high school football. And fans at Corpus Christi's Jean Lafitte Football Stadium certainly witnessed one heck of a future NFL star in the making. The Pirates of Jean Laf...

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Phil Jackson Tells The Lakers Thanks But No Thanks

Funny story: Phil Jackson Tells The Lakers Thanks But No Thanks

DETROIT - Phil Jackson flew into the Motor City to check on purchasing a 1957 Chevrolet that he has been wanting for the past seven years. While in Motown he was asked if he would take the Lakers head coaching job if it was offered to him. Jack...

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Ex-Rutgers Coach Mike Rice Makes An Amazing Comment Regarding Claire Crawford AKA The Houston Blogger

Funny story: Ex-Rutgers Coach Mike Rice Makes An Amazing Comment Regarding Claire Crawford AKA The Houston Blogger

CLEVELAND - The shamed former coach of the Rutgers basketball team, Mike "The Bully" Rice was in Cleveland to get some fishing in at Lake Erie. The disgraced coach who thought it was cute to push, shove, hit, kick, and throw basketballs at his col...

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Ex-Rutgers Coach Mike Rice May Be Moving Out of The Country

Funny story: Ex-Rutgers Coach Mike Rice May Be Moving Out of The Country

NEW YORK CITY - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that disgraced former Rutgers University basketball coach Mike Rice has received so much hate mail, text messages, phone calls, tweets, and emails that he is in a state of depression. Sherwood...

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Lots of U.S. Dads Would Love To Get A Hold of Ex-Rutgers Coach Mike "The Punk" Rice

Funny story: Lots of U.S. Dads Would Love To Get A Hold of Ex-Rutgers Coach Mike "The Punk" Rice

NEW YORK CITY - Rutgers basketball coach Mike Rice has just been fired and rightly so. The poor excuse for an adult was videotaped abusing his players by pushing them, shoving them, hitting them, kicking them, and even tossing basketballs at them...

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The Lakers May Fire Mike D'Antoni and Hire Phil Jackson

Funny story: The Lakers May Fire Mike D'Antoni and Hire Phil Jackson

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers fell to the Phoenix Suns 97-86 in Phoenix in what was billed as Steve Nash's homecoming. The point guard's homecoming was nothing but more heartache as the Lakers are now languishing with a 20-26 record. Spo...

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Tim Tebow Bashing Has Turned Into A Silly Circus

Funny story: Tim Tebow Bashing Has Turned Into A Silly Circus

NEW YORK CITY - If Coach Rex "Footsie" Ryan does not want to play Tim Tebow then he needs to do the gentlemanly thing and trade him to some other team. This ongoing Tebow Bashing Circus has gotten way out of hand and there are more lies coming out...

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Two Reasons Why The Brooklyn Nets Fired Coach Avery Johnson

Funny story: Two Reasons Why The Brooklyn Nets Fired Coach Avery Johnson

BROOKLYN - Avery Johnson, who was in the third year of a $12 million contract with the Brooklyn Nets, has been told to hit the road. The coach who got the nickname of the Little General when he played point guard with the San Antonio Spurs first l...

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Top athlete seeks new couch

Topia's premier pentathlon performer is desperately seeking a new couch. After taking part in the last 10 Olympic Games, veteran pentathlete Adi Nuff has been feeling 'absolutely knackered'. "All I want is a good lounge about, watching telly all...

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My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e September 1st 2012

Funny story: My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e September 1st 2012

Saturday Arrive at Leyton Orient at 2.45pm to attend a home match for the first in three years. Due to a serious traffic accident on the A406, opponents Hartlepool are delayed and at 3.30pm the match is officially cancelled. (Its a shame their are no Olympic Lanes on the A406) Ironically, in April I wrote a spoof about Orient fans getting lost on route to Hartlepool. Wednesday After tellin...

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Strip Club Donation To Keep Texas Little League From Closing, Turned Down!

Funny story: Strip Club Donation To Keep Texas Little League From Closing, Turned Down!

A small town in Texas', whose Little League summer baseball season was about to be closed but was saved a few weeks ago by contributions from near-by strip club, Alice Aglow!, has changed it's mind. Now the parents have decided to let the season g...

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