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Funny story: Glenn Beck Outproduces 700 Global Warming Scientists in CO2 Emmissions

Glenn Beck Outproduces 700 Global Warming Scientists in CO2 Emmissions

Giant clouds of methane gas, rose from the site of Fox New's Seventeenth Annual "Shout-Out Against Science!" Forum, Tuesday...setting the Union of Concerned Scientists 'Doomsday Clock', forward by 3 minutes. As the newly-elected 112th Congress pr...
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Funny story: Australia shelves CO2 plans - Hits smokers instead

Australia shelves CO2 plans - Hits smokers instead

Members of the Australian government are said to be furious after it had to put plans for a flagship emissions trading scheme on hold until 2013 at the earliest after it was twice rejected by the Senate. Prime Minister Kevin Rudd said angrily, "Th...
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Funny story: Volcanologists reckon Al Gore's carbon capture machine really sucks!

Volcanologists reckon Al Gore's carbon capture machine really sucks!

Reykjavik - (Lava Palaver): "It's a mean little sucker!" is how scientists at the UN Volcano and Caldera Reseach Unit described the gigantic space vacuum cleaner designed by Al 'An Incontinent Truth' Gore. The sky pump is being put through its pac...
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Funny story: EPA Modifies Beer Ban Following Public Outcry

EPA Modifies Beer Ban Following Public Outcry

THE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENCY (EPA) said today that it will modify its complete ban on beer that was formally proposed on Monday. The EPA now says that beer will only be banned at "outdoor events, where deadly CO2 gases would be released direc...
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Funny story: Farmer Association backs Russian asteroid project with biofuels initiative

Farmer Association backs Russian asteroid project with biofuels initiative

The Universal Crop Fuel Farmer Association (UCFFA) has announced support for Russia's project to divert an asteroid from a collision-course with Earth. 'When we heard that Russia would not use nuclear power to negate the threat, we knew instantly...
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Funny story: Russia to save Earth from asteroid - Al Gore opposes project

Russia to save Earth from asteroid - Al Gore opposes project

Russia's space agency has announced an ambitious project to save the Earth from a rogue asteroid, drawing powerful objections from Al Gore. Anatoly Perminov, head of the space agency, said in an interview broadcast on Voice of Russia radio that th...
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Funny story: Physicist explains: global warming 'will happen all at once'

Physicist explains: global warming 'will happen all at once'

Climate scientists have long been struggling to account both for global warming, and for recent trends that show Earth's atmospheric temperature has been constant, or even falling, over the last decade. 'That is because they don't understand the p...
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Funny story: Breathing Causes Global Warming

Breathing Causes Global Warming

In a shock announcement tonight scientists from the University of Pointless Studies (Cambridge) have managed to dispel the rumor that the major cause of CO2 in our atmosphere is due to cars, air travel or even cows It's us! By breathing in and...
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Funny story: Gift to Mankind - Mobile Carbon Dioxide Scrubbers

Gift to Mankind - Mobile Carbon Dioxide Scrubbers

Scientits have made a remarkable breakthrough in carbon dioxide clean-up technology: the carbon dioxide scrubber - converts CO2 to carbon-black particles that float freely in the air. Can be fitted to any car exhaust, cows asses, chimney pots, s...
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Funny story: Greens Call for Pet Deaths to Save Planet

Greens Call for Pet Deaths to Save Planet

Climate change campaigners have called for all household pets to be drowned in a new campaign designed to reduce global carbon emissions. The Government-supported campaign, which includes press and television adverts, is sponsored by the Carbon Us...
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Funny story: CO2 successfully eradicated

CO2 successfully eradicated

AP Wires - Lagos, Nigeria: For the first time in recorded history the Nigerian Government has announced that a project with no internal corruption has been a success. According to Dr. Uday Muballa, whose father was unfortunately killed in a rebel...
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Funny story: Satellite designed to monitor US CO2 output 'fails'

Satellite designed to monitor US CO2 output 'fails'

A satellite designed specifically to monitor Carbon Dioxide levels in the atmosphere has mysteriously failed to launch correctly. The launch of the unit, which would have allowed pinpoint readings of the US adherence to emissions targets, was undert...
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Funny story: Carbon Shortage?

Carbon Shortage?

Chicago, July 3 2050: It's a clear crisp 25 degree Fahrenheit day here in the snowy city, a day before the nation celebrates its 274th birthday, but on the gloomy side the mercantile market in Carbon Dioxide (CO2) has finally collapsed! It is ant...
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Funny story: Martians To Cut Their Carbon 'Tentacle' Print

Martians To Cut Their Carbon 'Tentacle' Print

The atmosphere on Mars consists of 95% carbon dioxide, compared to the 0.038% carbon dioxide in Earth's atmosphere, but the planet is much colder than Earth. However, like most of the other planets in the solar system, Mars has seen a bout of rec...
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Funny story: "Houses of parliament the cause of global warming"

"Houses of parliament the cause of global warming"

Following the violent storms the UK has been experiencing. a team of leading meteorological scientists have released a report that says:...
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Funny story: Al Gore Alarmed Over CO2 in Soda and Beer

Al Gore Alarmed Over CO2 in Soda and Beer

Citing potential statistics on Global Warming, environmentalist champion Al Gore challenged the world to halt production of carbonated beverages such as soda and beer. "We must reduce unnecessary CO2 emissions," droned Gore, sipping a flat...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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