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Funny story: New study finds that ties are pointless, dangerous

New study finds that ties are pointless, dangerous

A study released this week by the Michigan Institute of Technology's School of Clothing and Clothes-Wearers has found that ties serve no purpose at all. The study is the result of six years' research, and an estimated $42 million in public funding.
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Funny story: Teen Nudity & Pornography - A Turn Off For Fashion Labels

Teen Nudity & Pornography - A Turn Off For Fashion Labels

Sex sells, conventional wisdom asserts, but, according to sales of fashion giant Aberzombie & Bitch, not so much. At least, not lately. Teens, it seems, have largely abandoned the clothing company known more for its nudity and pornographic...
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Funny story: A Dyslexic Pope bans Satin

A Dyslexic Pope bans Satin

Pope Francis, it turns out, is slightly dyslexic. During a recent trip to an Australian Haberdashers, he was offered a new set of robes to be run up. "He was very nice," said Dave Grave, owner of Grave Cloth in Perth. "Until I showed him a list of...
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Funny story: Fat People On Tories Hit List

Fat People On Tories Hit List

Companies such as Jacamo and Simply Be are being forced by the government to cover their products in deodorants that smell of sweat, urine and untreated diabetic infections to ensure the public's perception of fat people doesn't change. With those...
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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Texted Ellen DeGeneres During The Academy Awards And Told Her To Dress Like A Woman Instead of Like A Man

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Texted Ellen DeGeneres During The Academy Awards And Told Her To Dress Like A Woman Instead of Like A Man

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres said that she could not believe a text message she received during the Academy Award Show. The host said that during the show's third hour she received a text message from Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona. The 69-year-...
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Funny story: Trousers top the list of most useful clothing item

Trousers top the list of most useful clothing item

Many thought the bra would have been the most useful invention invented by the inventive. However, it has been pipped to the top of the clothing pops by trousers. Researchers for Hi! magazine who conducted the survey think that this was because most...
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Funny story: France Announces That The Eiffel Tower Will Become A Clothes-Optional Landmark

France Announces That The Eiffel Tower Will Become A Clothes-Optional Landmark

PARIS - France's national news agency Le News Agency has just announced a new French law that will take effect on Tuesday, May 28. Gigi de Maupassant, a reporter for Le News stated that due to the declining number of tourists visiting the world fa...
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Funny story: Textile retailers demand higher prices after building collapses in Bangladesh!

Textile retailers demand higher prices after building collapses in Bangladesh!

Yet another disaster hit poor Bangladesh causing over 400 deaths and many more injuries; a clothing factory collapsed! Not only do global clothing conglomerates ignore the basic requirements of their "slave" workers, they also continue to ignore basi...
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Funny story: Under Armor Creates Muscle Building Shirt

Under Armor Creates Muscle Building Shirt

4:30am - CHICAGO - Consumers anxiously line up at local sporting stores to be the first persons to purchase Under Armor's newest product, The Commitment Shirt®. Featuring the company's latest technology, which promotes muscle growth for the...
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Funny story: Buck-Toothed Man Unable to Remove Turtleneck Shirt

Buck-Toothed Man Unable to Remove Turtleneck Shirt

Despite gallant efforts, firefighters were unable to remove a tight turtleneck shirt worn by a local man because of his oversized front teeth. 34-year old Skeech Burlingame said he tried the shirt on at a nearby clothing store but when he tried...
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Funny story: "Life Is Good" Clothing Starts New Line, "Life Sucks"

"Life Is Good" Clothing Starts New Line, "Life Sucks"

Cocoa Beach, FL - a spokesperson for the very successful "Life Is Good" clothing company which was started in a garage by two brothers, has announced that they are diversifying to keep pace with current economic trends. Citing downward spiraling p...
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Funny story: Charles And Camilla Will Wear Second Hand Clothes For Their Australian Holiday!

Charles And Camilla Will Wear Second Hand Clothes For Their Australian Holiday!

Prince Charles and his wife Camilla will not be buying new clothes to take with them on their Diamond Jubilee touring holiday to Australia, New Zealand and Papua New Guinea this November. Instead they will be taking with them some of the clothes the...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Agrees To Replace The Olympic Team's "Made In China" Uniforms

Donald Trump Agrees To Replace The Olympic Team's "Made In China" Uniforms

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump has never been one to just sit idly by and keep quite about anything or anyone. And he has let it be known that he is not a happy camper at the fact that the U.S. Olympic team will be shown at the Summer Olympics opening...
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Funny story: Chaos At Airports As Passengers Demand 'All Must Fly Naked'!

Chaos At Airports As Passengers Demand 'All Must Fly Naked'!

Recent warnings from nano scientists that the latest advances in the development of nano-explosives and clothing materials will soon make it possible for terrorists to combine them together to create explosive shirts, dresses, socks, baseball caps, o...
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Funny story: Bottoms For Large Bottoms: New Kardashian Clothing Line

Bottoms For Large Bottoms: New Kardashian Clothing Line

Yesterday the news of the new Kardashian clothing line hit the airwaves. The line was described by Kim as, "the go to attire for white women who have larger assets." According to Khloe it's not enough to just have the larger rear end, but now people need to dress it accordingly." The line will appear in Sears, JC Penny and Dillard's starting tomorrow. According to sales estimations, the line of...
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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch their nudist range

Sparks and Mensa launch their nudist range

Sparks and Mensa, the clothing store for the High IQ High Street shopper, are to launch a range of clothing suitable for nudists. "Intense market research at a variety of nudist camps and beaches have led us to believe that such a range would not...
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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa reveal spring fashions

Sparks and Mensa reveal spring fashions

Sparks and Mensa, the clothing store for the highbrow high earners have revealed this year's spring fashions. "We've taken the concept of spring," said head designer, Mark Spencer, "and incorporated it into our latest technological clothing." F...
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Funny story: Jeans influence how much sleep you need

Jeans influence how much sleep you need

A study of 15 people found that those wearing baggy jeans slept much longer than the normal average of 8 hours. And those wearing 'severely-distressed' jeans reported fewer hours of sleep - mainly because of the draughts. Researchers planned to su...
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