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Funny story: Clorox Washes Off Icahn's Takeover Bid

Clorox Washes Off Icahn's Takeover Bid

Cleansing themselves of continued efforts to buy their company, the Clorox board of directors chose to stage a dramatic answer to Carl Icahn's $18 Billion offer, by ceremoniously removing stained T-Shirts with Icahn's name on them, and tossing them i...
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Funny story: Clorox Claims Icahn's Offer and Shirt Aren't Clean Enough

Clorox Claims Icahn's Offer and Shirt Aren't Clean Enough

Rejecting the $12.6 Billion offer from investment guru, Carl Icahn, Clorox Company representatives claim that Icahn's offer could have been better, if it had been prepared properly in advance of the media wash and spin cycle. Commenting on the ter...
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