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Disgusting Yoga Pants to be banned from the Streets of London!

Oxford Street, London, CIA HQ, down the sewer sends this latest fashion mind-blowing report! Jaggedone's CIA star fashion reporter, GayGordon Voyeur-Buttockbouncer, has just sent this shocking fashion newsflash from the top of a manhole in Oxford...

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Man uses GPS, still can't find girlfriend's clitoris

Some use their fingers. Some try with their tongues. Some even research it online. However, some men still struggle to find their girlfriend's clitoris. Although one Michigan-man recently took his clit-reconnaissance efforts to a-whole-other...

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Bionic Woman

The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...

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Santorum weighs in on marriage issues

Tallahassee FL- Speaking at a local Toastmasters meeting, former Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum made clear his position on the definition, and practice of marriage. "Marriage is, has been, and shall always be the sacred covenant b...

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Hunt For Elusive Clitoris Continues - Investigators Baffled

Funny story: Hunt For Elusive Clitoris Continues - Investigators Baffled

Reports coming in suggest that despite 500 investigators aged 16 or thereabouts suggest that not a single one managed to locate and identify a female clitoris on Saturday night in various test locations across the UK. The study, funded by the Germ...

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Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver

Funny story: Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver

London bus driver Theopholis Papadopuolos McMurphy today re-ignited the controversy over whether or not Lady Gaga has a penis, by tossing a new theory into the mix. McMurphy postulated the theory that Lady Gaga's penis isn't really a penis at all,...

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Fiord, Renauld Release New Hybrid Car for Women

Funny story: Fiord, Renauld Release New Hybrid Car for Women

What started as a slippery collaboration between engineering teams from both Fiord Motor Company and Renauld Motors, had firmed up to become a strong partnership on a new Hybrid Mini, marketed towards women. The two-person, egg-shaped Hybrid prove...

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Naomi Campbell checks in for a Brazilian

Funny story: Naomi Campbell checks in for a Brazilian

Sao Paulo - (Vagus Nerve Mess): Supermodel Naomi Campbell has flown in to Brazil for a clitoris transplant. Reports from Sao Paulo state her own little pinkie recently fell off from too much crack-fueled wear and tear.

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'Klitting' Grabs the World

To many people the word "klitting" evokes images of grandmotherly types wrapped in shawls, gently coasting in their rocking chairs as their nimble fingers fly. But those images are rapidly changing.

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Male ignorance of female genitalia rampant

Funny story: Male ignorance of female genitalia rampant

London - (ReUterus): The International Symposium of Clinical Satirists meeting at the Groucho Club in Soho has heard from a leading Professor of Anatomy that up to 95% of adult males cannot correctly identify women's preferred sex organs and are...

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