Dennis Lakass was disappointed to receive only £5.99 in compensation after his recent accident.
This claim for compensation started when he got a text saying "you may be entitled to £1500 for the accident you had."
Mr. Lakass sent details of...
Josef K looked out of the window at his rainy street, and got ready for his work. He brushed his teeth, ate his hat, and put on his well-worn macintosh apple. Then he left his aunt's house, and walked to the bus stop.
'Come back, Josef!', his Aunt Tatiana shouted out to him, 'you've forgotten your umbrella!', but Josef didn't hear her. At his office he walked to his desk, walked back to the doo...
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