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Funny story: General Synod To Vote On A Boycott Of The Laws Of Physics

General Synod To Vote On A Boycott Of The Laws Of Physics

Controversy within the Church of England has intensified today on the eve of a crucial vote by the General Synod as to whether Christians should defy some of the laws of physics. 'We are sick of scientists not taking seriously our religious Truths...
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Funny story: Cross Dressers can become bishops

Cross Dressers can become bishops

The Church of England, also known as the Anglican Church, the Protestant Church and the Church of King Henry the Eighth, voted recently to disallow women from become bishops, although they can become other members of the clergy, including monks. T...
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Funny story: Church admits to existence of "Super-Satan"

Church admits to existence of "Super-Satan"

It hasn't been the most edifying of weeks for the Church of England. First they introduce Archbishop of Canterbury-to-be Justin Webbeleyebbely for our appraisal. Webbeleyebbely has an interesting past, only being ordained in 1991. He had previous...
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Funny story: Church of England Shocker: Vicar Admits He Is Descended From Penguins!

Church of England Shocker: Vicar Admits He Is Descended From Penguins!

The Church of England was left reeling yesterday after a vicar admitted to his flock he was actually descended from penguins. The news has sent shock ways across the church and the Archbishop of Canterbury is said to be mortified. Donald Crewston...
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Funny story: Church of England Rebranded "Architectural Tours Ltd."

Church of England Rebranded "Architectural Tours Ltd."

The Church of England is undergoing a name change and will henceforth be known as Architectural Tours Ltd. The alteration is taking place to reflect the changing role of the Church in the life of the nation. A spokesman from St Paul's Cathedral...
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Funny story: Archbishop of Canterbury Thomas à Becket to be assassinated in December by four drunken knights; ridding kingdom of "that turbulent priest" and creating yet another 'Martyr Stop & Shop' for the British tourist industry

Archbishop of Canterbury Thomas à Becket to be assassinated in December by four drunken knights; ridding kingdom of "that turbulent priest" and creating yet another 'Martyr Stop & Shop' for the British tourist industry

Thomas à Becket, 52, was appointed the Archbishop of Canterbury in 1162. In a statement on his website, the head of the 85 million-strong Anglican Communion said serving as archbishop had been "an immense privilege". He said that news of his...
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Funny story: Church of England Criticised for New Prayer

Church of England Criticised for New Prayer

The Church of England (CofE) preaches that thinking of oneself is not the way Christians should go about their lives but thinking of others should be done too. When we say our prayers we often pray for forgiveness and state "I", "me", "my", etc which is not generally thinking of others, so a prayer for everyone to enter the Kingdom of God has been criticised for being too considerate towards th...
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Funny story: Church of England embrace weaponary shock

Church of England embrace weaponary shock

The Church of England, for decades branded the Tory Party at Prayer, have unveiled shocking new plans to take their form of Christianity into the 21st Century. Not since the Crusades have a denomination decided to radicalize so thoroughly and with...
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Funny story: Church Of England Crackdown On Sham Christians

Church Of England Crackdown On Sham Christians

The Archbishop of Canterbury is to issue new guidelines to clergy in an effort to reduce the number of service users using the Church of England for non Christian purposes. Rowan Williams has long been of the opinion that, in a desperate attempt t...
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Funny story: Lots of bogus nuptials involve foreign hired slags says Archbishop of Canterbury

Lots of bogus nuptials involve foreign hired slags says Archbishop of Canterbury

London - A number of so-called members of the royal family may be involved in sham marriages the Archbishop of Canterbury has warned. A Church of England crackdown on sham royal weddings has deplored the use of non-British slappers 'during the nat...
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Funny story: Royal Wedding Venue Switch - Church Of England In Turmoil

Royal Wedding Venue Switch - Church Of England In Turmoil

Church of England authorities were in urgent talks with Buckingham Palace and Clarence House today following the shock announcement that April's royal wedding will be at Westminster Cathedral. The Archbishop of Canterbury and his aides have been p...
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Funny story: Two Vicars Charged In Fake Marriage Furore

Two Vicars Charged In Fake Marriage Furore

Two Church of England vicars have been charged after allegedly conducting hundreds of mock marriages intended to aid illegal immigrants defy immigration legislation and remain in Britain, writes Church Travesty correspondent, Arthur Vestry for the Da...
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Funny story: Anglicans And Catholics Plan "Clear The Air" Ruck After Walk-Out

Anglicans And Catholics Plan "Clear The Air" Ruck After Walk-Out

Heads of the Anglican and Roman Catholic Churches in England are planning a mass brawl to settle their differences over today's Ash Wednesday walkout by Church of England dissidents. The 600 have left the CE in protest at the decision to ordain wo...
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Funny story: New Baptism process announced by the Church of England (Yorkshire division)

New Baptism process announced by the Church of England (Yorkshire division)

Following on from recent reports that the Church of England baptism is considered a little bit 'dull' and potentially one of the reasons why people are falling out with religion, the Church of England (Yorkshire division) has devised a method it thin...
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Funny story: Queen Becomes Catholic: Finds Priests Sexy

Queen Becomes Catholic: Finds Priests Sexy

Queen Elizabeth of Great Britain has converted to Catholicism. Her Majesty's subjects learned the news when Buckingham Palace issued a statement. Those subjects who are Catholic rushed out on to the streets where they fell to their knees in pra...
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Funny story: Pope to meet the Queen and try and convert her

Pope to meet the Queen and try and convert her

A secret dossier has been leaked onto WikiLeaks about the Pope's real plans for his visit to the UK. As part of his visit he will visit Queen Elizabeth, who is head of the Church of England, a sect of Christianity that broke away during Henry VIII's...
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Funny story: Social Networking for Vicars

Social Networking for Vicars

The Church of England has decided to join the twenty-first century with the launch of it's brand new Social Networking site for its clergy. However, there has been some controversy over the choice of name that has landed the Anglicans in hot water...
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Funny story: Holy Job Cuts! God Announces Redundancies

Holy Job Cuts! God Announces Redundancies

God has admitted that the recession has hit harder than even He knew it would. "I can't be expected to know everything" He said "I need to make some cuts. At first I'm just going to make cuts in the Protestant wing of the business. The Vatican brings...
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