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Funny story: Churches and Mosques To Be More Clearly Marked As Drunk Orders Takeaway At Mosque

Churches and Mosques To Be More Clearly Marked As Drunk Orders Takeaway At Mosque

After a man of Eastern origin yesterday walked into a chapel and ordered fish, chips and a pickled egg, calls to clearly mark places of worship were made in Scunthorpe. Last week two inebriated couples walked into Scunthorpe's Kirk St. Mosque and...
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Funny story: Southern Baptists Expel Church For Not Hating Gays

Southern Baptists Expel Church For Not Hating Gays

The Southern Baptist Convention voted unanimously to expel a California church that was entirely too friendly to homosexuals. The New Heart Community Church in La Mirada, California, was "disfellowed" by the Executive Committee which held that...
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Funny story: London vicar turns church into post office, quotes Euro/Sterling/US Dollar exchange rates for 30 Pieces Of Silver

London vicar turns church into post office, quotes Euro/Sterling/US Dollar exchange rates for 30 Pieces Of Silver

London, UK - A North London vicar who has clearly never read the part of the New Testament about Jesus throwing the money changers out of the temple has opened up his own little bit of heaven in London NW6. The Rev Andrew Cain, vicar of St James'...
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Funny story: Church ceiling ruined by sandals

Church ceiling ruined by sandals

The ceiling of St. Slippersarus Church in Gateshead is in need of repair after sandals ruined the décor. Apparently, youngsters had been observed taking off their sandals and hurling them upwards to shouts of 'Hallelujah!'. "It's a scandal,"...
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Funny story: Church Meets In The Nude!

Church Meets In The Nude!

A Church in Tallahassee, Florida who has a sister church in Virginia, both hold services in the nude. "You don't have to worry about what you wear or trying to show off a new outfit here", stated Brother Arnold Webb. "We're all the same in that w...
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Funny story: A Colorado Church Says No To Pot Smoking Worshippers

A Colorado Church Says No To Pot Smoking Worshippers

COLORADO SPRINGS - The Rocky Mountain High Clouds Church has had to take a stand against some of its worshippers who are into smoking pot. The Reverend Troy B. Bippus, 64, has said that he has decided to ban marijuana smokers from his church. R...
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Funny story: Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty: Marry Girls When They're 15

Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty: Marry Girls When They're 15

Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson is ruffling duck feathers again, this time for comments he made 3 years ago about how girls should marry while they're still teenagers. That's the right age, he announced to a crowd at a conference gathering of th...
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Funny story: Atheist Churches Thrive In America

Atheist Churches Thrive In America

Fueled by tax-exempt status due to flexible definitions of religion by the IRS, "Atheist Churches" are spreading throughout the U.S. Another factor in their success is the ability to recruit members and donations from social media. What starts as "...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Mom Weds Accountant From Church Of England

Justin Bieber's Mom Weds Accountant From Church Of England

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - In a secret ceremony, under the gaze of a plastic Elvis bust, Justin Bieber's mom, Pattie, 37, wed Niles Dibly, 56, an accountant who works in London for the Church of England. "Well I was travelling alone, taking in the sight...
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell To Play 'The Susan Boyle Story?

Rosie O'Donnell To Play 'The Susan Boyle Story?

Except for the weight problem, no one really expected Rosie O' Donnell to play the 52-year-old singer. "I can lip sync the songs. I can do a good job with all the material Susan has", stated O'Donnell. "Leave it to me. I'll do a good job. It's a...
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Funny story: Three Nuns Vow To Walk From Boston To Los Angeles To Prove That Nuns Are Not Lazy

Three Nuns Vow To Walk From Boston To Los Angeles To Prove That Nuns Are Not Lazy

BOSTON - Three nuns from St. Lobster's Church in Boston have stated that they are fed up with non-Catholic individuals saying that nuns are basically lazy. Sister Marie Bingo told National Focus Magazine reporter Durango Tucker that when she was i...
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Funny story: The Church of The Scientific Method May Oust Kirstie Alley

The Church of The Scientific Method May Oust Kirstie Alley

TARZANA, California - Word coming out of the Left Coast Rumor Mills is that Kirstie Alley may end up finding herself churchless. According to reports from an inside source who spoke on grounds of anonymity, the Church of The Scientific Method is v...
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Funny story: Top Atheist Leader Issues Apology, Resigns Amid Controversy

Top Atheist Leader Issues Apology, Resigns Amid Controversy

NEW YORK - Following a series of verbal blunders, Terry Snogawd has resigned his post as chancellor of the First Atheist Not-church of America amid growing protest from a large number of the group's members. "Look, not one of us has been complete...
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Funny story: Former Pope Confesses "it's all a sham"

Former Pope Confesses "it's all a sham"

He was the first pope to resign in "god" knows how long when Benedict XVI quit his papal duties in February 2013, saying that he no longer had the strength to perform his role. Now in an unprecedented interview with The Spoof's religious corresponden...
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Funny story: Pope Likes Gay Men Better Than Women

Pope Likes Gay Men Better Than Women

Pope Francis shocked reporters on Monday when he stated that he was "comfortable" with gay men as priests, but was quick to point out that this largesse did not extend to ordaining women to the priesthood. "Gay men may be flawed in the eyes of God, b...
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Funny story: John Travolta Tells Kirstie Alley and Katie Holmes To Stop Attacking Leah Remini

John Travolta Tells Kirstie Alley and Katie Holmes To Stop Attacking Leah Remini

NEW YORK CITY - John Travolta flew into New York City to visit an old friend and he was asked about the recent scandal that is going on in his church. Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine asked Travolta why Kirstie Alley and Katie Holmes, w...
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Funny story: Sexy Tennis Player Agnieszka Radwanska Poses In Nude Magazine and Catches Hell From Her Church

Sexy Tennis Player Agnieszka Radwanska Poses In Nude Magazine and Catches Hell From Her Church

NEW YORK CITY - The world's 4th ranked women's tennis player, Agnieszka Radwanska, is causing quite a storm. Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the stunningly gorgeous Polish tennis player has just been banned from her church, Our Lady of...
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Funny story: Utah church member proposes changes

Utah church member proposes changes

Mormons believe that many people have died without receiving a valid baptism, and they cannot undergo this precious ritual as mere spirits. "Because all on the earth do not have the opportunity to accept the gospel during mortality, the Lord has auth...
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