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Funny story: Model prayer for all occasions discovered in Kansas

Model prayer for all occasions discovered in Kansas

The Green Cathedral, Harrisburg, Kansas The Honorable Crowley Smitherson, asst. Minister From the Pulpit, Dear Friends, We've all had to enter the new modern age and leave behind some cherished ideas. One is prayer. We aren't giving up on prayer yet. But, in the interim, we are standardizing the prayers we use. We have decided to eliminate all prayers in favor of one brief, standardized...
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Funny story: Selecting a prayer partner for more effective prayer

Selecting a prayer partner for more effective prayer

I have observed over the years a despondency with some of our parishioners when their prayers have failed them. Sometimes they prayed for rain and got snow. Some have prayed to win the big Lotto Jackpot, only to do so, and find they have lost the win...
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Funny story: Pope creates new tribunal to hide old tribunals sheltering of priests

Pope creates new tribunal to hide old tribunals sheltering of priests

Today, the pope created a new tribunal to judge the judges' in the old tribunal, who judged bishops accused of sheltering priests' abusive conduct in child sexual abuse cases. Msgr. Ignacio Colderanoni, was named chief judge over the objection of...
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Funny story: Don't be afraid to pray to the Holy Spirit

Don't be afraid to pray to the Holy Spirit

May 31, 2015 3 minutes after Vespers Written on my iPhone Sent by email to the website, "PrayersGalore.universe Dear Holy Spirit, Yesterday I prayed to Jesus, God, Mary, St. Dominick the thin, Mother Doris,and Nun Kolodnic. I asked for wisdom, guidance, truth, clarity, and a bagel with cream cheese. I hope you are not offended that I didn't include you in my prayers. It wasn't an...
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Funny story: "Satan Socks" Vicar Banned from Todmorden Pub

"Satan Socks" Vicar Banned from Todmorden Pub

A vicar who believes shoes and socks are "the tools of the Devil" has been turned away from a pub in Todmorden, West Yorkshire, for being barefooted. Martin Chuzzlewit, 56, landlord of the Splintered Potsherd on Boundary Street, asked the Reverend...
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Funny story: The Church of Scientism opens it's first house of worship

The Church of Scientism opens it's first house of worship

Australia- It is an "Advanced Church" facility, one of five in the world that trains the senior ministers for the churches in the rest of Australia, Japan, New Zealand and Taiwan. The 3.5ha of land in West Chatswood cost the church $37million and...
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Funny story: The Church and Same Sex Marriage

The Church and Same Sex Marriage

If the lord would make the miracle of 'Immaculate Conception' available to lesbian couples they would no longer need to locate an adult novelty store to consummate their marriage. This should make the church quite happy. Gay couples can consummate quite easily, but would still need to adopt because even the lord can't make the sun shine everywhere. Is human canine next? A lot of folks really d...
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Funny story: Churches and Mosques To Be More Clearly Marked As Drunk Orders Takeaway At Mosque

Churches and Mosques To Be More Clearly Marked As Drunk Orders Takeaway At Mosque

After a man of Eastern origin yesterday walked into a chapel and ordered fish, chips and a pickled egg, calls to clearly mark places of worship were made in Scunthorpe. Last week two inebriated couples walked into Scunthorpe's Kirk St. Mosque and...
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Funny story: Southern Baptists Expel Church For Not Hating Gays

Southern Baptists Expel Church For Not Hating Gays

The Southern Baptist Convention voted unanimously to expel a California church that was entirely too friendly to homosexuals. The New Heart Community Church in La Mirada, California, was "disfellowed" by the Executive Committee which held that...
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Funny story: London vicar turns church into post office, quotes Euro/Sterling/US Dollar exchange rates for 30 Pieces Of Silver

London vicar turns church into post office, quotes Euro/Sterling/US Dollar exchange rates for 30 Pieces Of Silver

London, UK - A North London vicar who has clearly never read the part of the New Testament about Jesus throwing the money changers out of the temple has opened up his own little bit of heaven in London NW6. The Rev Andrew Cain, vicar of St James'...
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Funny story: Church ceiling ruined by sandals

Church ceiling ruined by sandals

The ceiling of St. Slippersarus Church in Gateshead is in need of repair after sandals ruined the d├ęcor. Apparently, youngsters had been observed taking off their sandals and hurling them upwards to shouts of 'Hallelujah!'. "It's a scandal,"...
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Funny story: Church Meets In The Nude!

Church Meets In The Nude!

A Church in Tallahassee, Florida who has a sister church in Virginia, both hold services in the nude. "You don't have to worry about what you wear or trying to show off a new outfit here", stated Brother Arnold Webb. "We're all the same in that w...
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Funny story: A Colorado Church Says No To Pot Smoking Worshippers

A Colorado Church Says No To Pot Smoking Worshippers

COLORADO SPRINGS - The Rocky Mountain High Clouds Church has had to take a stand against some of its worshippers who are into smoking pot. The Reverend Troy B. Bippus, 64, has said that he has decided to ban marijuana smokers from his church. R...
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Funny story: Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty: Marry Girls When They're 15

Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty: Marry Girls When They're 15

Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson is ruffling duck feathers again, this time for comments he made 3 years ago about how girls should marry while they're still teenagers. That's the right age, he announced to a crowd at a conference gathering of th...
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Funny story: Atheist Churches Thrive In America

Atheist Churches Thrive In America

Fueled by tax-exempt status due to flexible definitions of religion by the IRS, "Atheist Churches" are spreading throughout the U.S. Another factor in their success is the ability to recruit members and donations from social media. What starts as "...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Mom Weds Accountant From Church Of England

Justin Bieber's Mom Weds Accountant From Church Of England

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - In a secret ceremony, under the gaze of a plastic Elvis bust, Justin Bieber's mom, Pattie, 37, wed Niles Dibly, 56, an accountant who works in London for the Church of England. "Well I was travelling alone, taking in the sight...
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell To Play 'The Susan Boyle Story?

Rosie O'Donnell To Play 'The Susan Boyle Story?

Except for the weight problem, no one really expected Rosie O' Donnell to play the 52-year-old singer. "I can lip sync the songs. I can do a good job with all the material Susan has", stated O'Donnell. "Leave it to me. I'll do a good job. It's a...
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Funny story: Three Nuns Vow To Walk From Boston To Los Angeles To Prove That Nuns Are Not Lazy

Three Nuns Vow To Walk From Boston To Los Angeles To Prove That Nuns Are Not Lazy

BOSTON - Three nuns from St. Lobster's Church in Boston have stated that they are fed up with non-Catholic individuals saying that nuns are basically lazy. Sister Marie Bingo told National Focus Magazine reporter Durango Tucker that when she was i...
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