Hearing the news that MSNBC's Chris Mathews and Current-TV's Elliot Spitzer would moderate the next two presidential debates, Mitt Romney keeled over in faint. Revived with a dose of smelling salts, he announced that he just had a bad dream.
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BILLINGSGATE POST - Major Amos B. Hoople announced his endorsement of Newt Gingrich on MSNBC's Rachel Maddow Show this evening. Ms. Maddow, who was leaning forward during the interview with the bombastic Major, was unaware that the nasty bastard was...
Matthews: When I think of Chris Christie entering the race I see a big fat hater hating so hatefully I really hate to hear how much hate these conservative haters hate. So hateful.
Garafolo: Actually, all these Tea Baggers are really are a bunch of stupid racist haters. They are so full of hateful s**t they make me puke. I think they suffer from Racist Hate Syndrome. I mean, Christie is so fat,...
As reported, Representative Peter King (R-NY) has begun hearings on the radicalization of the Muslim community in the U.S. His congressional committee has decided to extend its mandate to cover certain business groups in the U.S., including the 7-11...
Aging Cougar Manager Larry King, under pressure for striking out in the clutch lately, held a closed door team meeting with his wife, mistress, and 7 former wives to 'clear the air' in an effort to raise team morale, and stop his current slump at the...
Dr. Ivan Pavlov, the Russian physiologist who won the Nobel Prize in 1904 for his classical conditioning response using dogs, would be pleased to know that this type of conditioning elicited the same type of response with MSNBC propagandist, Chris Ma...
Rutledge,VT/ News from Suburban NY
CNBC's incessant talking head, known as 'Howdy Doody" by his detractors, took on former VT. Governor, and DNC Chairman Howard Dean in a post mortem discussion of the disastrous Massachusetts election which all but blew the Obama agenda off the US map.
Dean, the Vermont Governor for 5 two year terms, credited with balancing the budget 11 times and reducing...
Washington,DC/ Washington Post Book Review Section - A new accusation by First Lady Michelle Obama has pushed Climate Control, Government Health Care, Cap and Trade and her Victory Garden off the front burner as she reacts to "unwholesome behavior to...
Washington,DC/ Affirmative Action Times - In breakthrough negotiations with Church leaders and Congressional Peacemakers, the NAACP stuck a deal today to allow at least 5% of Inauguration goers to be "Fair Skinned Minority- Americans, a major concili...
MSNBC anchors Keith Olbermann and Chris Mathews have had a falling out with the news channel. Due to flagging ratings and internal network politics, the two have been moved to different positions within the news team.
MSNBC insisted that neither h...
During the Democratic Convention cable news correspondent and Hard Ball host, Chris Matthews asked for Barack Obama's hand in marriage live on TV after he gave his speech.
Matthews had previously stated that when Barack Obama spoke he felt a ting...
Washington DC - (Rioters): The Nobel Peace Prize committee in Oslo has been inundated with hundreds of nominations for this year's award to go to MSNBC's Chris Matthews who declared last night that the Bush Administration had "finall...
Key Democrats have announced plans to build a Commune on the Great Mall in Washington D.C.
WASHINGTON (AP) Taking all the political pundits by complete surprise, third party candidates all across the country were swept into office on Tuesday. Democrat and Republican leaders were shocked to learn that neither one of their parties were going...