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Funny story: MSNBC Host Seeks Rehab for Rare Condition Over Slobbering Affection for President

MSNBC Host Seeks Rehab for Rare Condition Over Slobbering Affection for President

Palm Springs, CA - After nearly six years of denial, MSNBC talk show host Chris Matthews, has finally checked himself into rehab due to the "tingles" he experiences whenever he sees, hears or meets President Barack Obama. Matthews has been afflic...
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Funny story: Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

To show that he believed in "giving back" even before he had anything to give back, MSNBC's Chris Matthews went to Africa as a recent college graduate to serve on the Peace Corps. Then, to avoid work, he got on the public dole immediately upon his return stateside, working as an aide in the U. S. Senate. Because he had a way with words, if not with women, Matthews became a speechwriter, scripting...
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Funny story: BO has MO on Waffles

BO has MO on Waffles

Michele Obama surprised her supporters today by expressing her affection for waffles, especially when served by her husband, Barack. The First Lady is known for promoting healthy food, and most would not expect waffles to make her approval list.
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Funny story: MSNBC's Chris Mathews And Current-TV's Elliot Spitzer To Moderate Next Two Presidential Debates

MSNBC's Chris Mathews And Current-TV's Elliot Spitzer To Moderate Next Two Presidential Debates

Hearing the news that MSNBC's Chris Mathews and Current-TV's Elliot Spitzer would moderate the next two presidential debates, Mitt Romney keeled over in faint. Revived with a dose of smelling salts, he announced that he just had a bad dream. Rinse...
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Funny story: MSNBC: Major Amos B. Hoople Endorses Gingrich On Rachel Maddow Show

MSNBC: Major Amos B. Hoople Endorses Gingrich On Rachel Maddow Show

BILLINGSGATE POST - Major Amos B. Hoople announced his endorsement of Newt Gingrich on MSNBC's Rachel Maddow Show this evening. Ms. Maddow, who was leaning forward during the interview with the bombastic Major, was unaware that the nasty bastard was...
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Funny story: A segment of the Chris Matthews Show We Didn't Watch

A segment of the Chris Matthews Show We Didn't Watch

Matthews: When I think of Chris Christie entering the race I see a big fat hater hating so hatefully I really hate to hear how much hate these conservative haters hate. So hateful. Garafolo: Actually, all these Tea Baggers are really are a bunch of stupid racist haters. They are so full of hateful s**t they make me puke. I think they suffer from Racist Hate Syndrome. I mean, Christie is so fat,...
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Funny story: Rep. King Begins Crusade Against Extremists

Rep. King Begins Crusade Against Extremists

As reported, Representative Peter King (R-NY) has begun hearings on the radicalization of the Muslim community in the U.S. His congressional committee has decided to extend its mandate to cover certain business groups in the U.S., including the 7-11...
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Funny story: Larry King Holds Team Meeting & Cancels Divorce; Says: We've Decided to Keep It All In the Family!

Larry King Holds Team Meeting & Cancels Divorce; Says: We've Decided to Keep It All In the Family!

Aging Cougar Manager Larry King, under pressure for striking out in the clutch lately, held a closed door team meeting with his wife, mistress, and 7 former wives to 'clear the air' in an effort to raise team morale, and stop his current slump at the...
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Funny story: Pavlovian Dog Mimics Chris Matthews, Tingles When Obama Speaks

Pavlovian Dog Mimics Chris Matthews, Tingles When Obama Speaks

Dr. Ivan Pavlov, the Russian physiologist who won the Nobel Prize in 1904 for his classical conditioning response using dogs, would be pleased to know that this type of conditioning elicited the same type of response with MSNBC propagandist, Chris Ma...
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Funny story: Chris Matthews Interviews Howard Dean, But Viewers Aren't Sure!

Chris Matthews Interviews Howard Dean, But Viewers Aren't Sure!

Rutledge,VT/ News from Suburban NY CNBC's incessant talking head, known as 'Howdy Doody" by his detractors, took on former VT. Governor, and DNC Chairman Howard Dean in a post mortem discussion of the disastrous Massachusetts election which all but blew the Obama agenda off the US map. Dean, the Vermont Governor for 5 two year terms, credited with balancing the budget 11 times and reducing...
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Funny story: New Book:Michelle Furious as TV Anchormen Keep "pinching Barry's Ass!"

New Book:Michelle Furious as TV Anchormen Keep "pinching Barry's Ass!"

Washington,DC/ Washington Post Book Review Section - A new accusation by First Lady Michelle Obama has pushed Climate Control, Government Health Care, Cap and Trade and her Victory Garden off the front burner as she reacts to "unwholesome behavior to...
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Funny story: NAACP Agrees to Quota System for Inauguration Tickets:At Least 5% must Be Minority Whites!

NAACP Agrees to Quota System for Inauguration Tickets:At Least 5% must Be Minority Whites!

Washington,DC/ Affirmative Action Times - In breakthrough negotiations with Church leaders and Congressional Peacemakers, the NAACP stuck a deal today to allow at least 5% of Inauguration goers to be "Fair Skinned Minority- Americans, a major concili...
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Funny story: Keith Olbermann, MSNBC and Chris Mathews Fight

Keith Olbermann, MSNBC and Chris Mathews Fight

MSNBC anchors Keith Olbermann and Chris Mathews have had a falling out with the news channel. Due to flagging ratings and internal network politics, the two have been moved to different positions within the news team. MSNBC insisted that neither h...
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Funny story: Chris Matthews proposes to Barack Obama live on TV

Chris Matthews proposes to Barack Obama live on TV

During the Democratic Convention cable news correspondent and Hard Ball host, Chris Matthews asked for Barack Obama's hand in marriage live on TV after he gave his speech. Matthews had previously stated that when Barack Obama spoke he felt a ting...
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Funny story: Chris Matthews nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

Chris Matthews nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

Washington DC - (Rioters): The Nobel Peace Prize committee in Oslo has been inundated with hundreds of nominations for this year's award to go to MSNBC's Chris Matthews who declared last night that the Bush Administration had "finall...
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Funny story: Democrats to Build Commune

Democrats to Build Commune

Key Democrats have announced plans to build a Commune on the Great Mall in Washington D.C.
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Funny story: Third Party Candidates Sweep Republicans and Democrats in Off Year Elections

Third Party Candidates Sweep Republicans and Democrats in Off Year Elections

WASHINGTON (AP) Taking all the political pundits by complete surprise, third party candidates all across the country were swept into office on Tuesday. Democrat and Republican leaders were shocked to learn that neither one of their parties were going...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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