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Funny story: Cardinal Edward Egan: Chocolate CH-CH-rist Got Me Sick!

Cardinal Edward Egan: Chocolate CH-CH-rist Got Me Sick!

Famous for his love of chocolate and infamous for his protection of Priests and paying substandard wages to Catholic School teachers, Cardinal Eddie Egan admits that eating the chocolate Ch-rist got him sick...
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Funny story: Chews-for-Jesus Easter egg manufacturer retalliates with choccy Jesus crucifixes

Chews-for-Jesus Easter egg manufacturer retalliates with choccy Jesus crucifixes

New York - (Ass Mess): Dismayed at fundamentalist Christian hogwash about a Manhattan gallery's 200lb chocolate Jesus sculpture being offensive an entrepreneurial candy manufacturer has rushed out an order for five million choccy Jesus crucifixes...
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Funny story: Chocolate Jesus Offends Lactose Intolerant Catholics

Chocolate Jesus Offends Lactose Intolerant Catholics

A life-size milk chocolate Jesus on the cross is about to go on display in a New York Gallery offending...well, the people who are usually offended by this sort of thing.
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Funny story: My Sweet Lord rumpus

My Sweet Lord rumpus

Manhattan, NY - (Ass Mess): "Maybe they shoulda used carob!Helluva lot cheaper. No lacto-allergens, calorie-friendly, rich in organic nutrients. And unlikely to deprave.
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