Parhump, Nevada - "A lot of Chinese hookers will be spending the year on their backs once again," retired multimillionaire ex-brothelkeeper Heidi Fleiss predicted today, "after wasting most of the Year of the Snake just sitting on their dumpy little...
London, UK - The Chinese Year of the Wooden Horse which starts at the end of January is looking increasingly spooky for the Oz entertainer.
Harris, who was born in the Chinese Wooden Horse year of 1930, now sees what astrologers term 'natal stuff...
Forbidden City - (Fortune Cookie): She's earned the mighty Jade Emperor's wrath with decades of humbug portraying a continuous near 60-year reign.
That fiction is now exhausted as the combined farces of the Sun, Moon, Mars, Neptune and Mercury ali...
Beijing - (Worse Ass Mess): Chinese officials gave UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown a tepid welcome today after state astrologers warned his pre-Year of the Rat visit bodes ill for a massive fraud he committed along with Tony Blair and George W Bush on...
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