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Funny story: Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss opens up about Chinese Year of the Whorse

Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss opens up about Chinese Year of the Whorse

Parhump, Nevada - "A lot of Chinese hookers will be spending the year on their backs once again," retired multimillionaire ex-brothelkeeper Heidi Fleiss predicted today, "after wasting most of the Year of the Snake just sitting on their dumpy little...
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Funny story: Chinese Year of the Wooden Horse 'doom' in upcoming Rolf Harris kiddie sex trial

Chinese Year of the Wooden Horse 'doom' in upcoming Rolf Harris kiddie sex trial

London, UK - The Chinese Year of the Wooden Horse which starts at the end of January is looking increasingly spooky for the Oz entertainer. Harris, who was born in the Chinese Wooden Horse year of 1930, now sees what astrologers term 'natal stuff...
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Funny story: Ancient Taoist prophecy says 'Queen will be dead on Chinese New Year's Day'

Ancient Taoist prophecy says 'Queen will be dead on Chinese New Year's Day'

Forbidden City - (Fortune Cookie): She's earned the mighty Jade Emperor's wrath with decades of humbug portraying a continuous near 60-year reign. That fiction is now exhausted as the combined farces of the Sun, Moon, Mars, Neptune and Mercury ali...
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Funny story: Chinese Year of the Rat: Beijing jitters over Gorgon Brown

Chinese Year of the Rat: Beijing jitters over Gorgon Brown

Beijing - (Worse Ass Mess): Chinese officials gave UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown a tepid welcome today after state astrologers warned his pre-Year of the Rat visit bodes ill for a massive fraud he committed along with Tony Blair and George W Bush on...
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