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Funny story:  Scientists discover new 'heat' description

Scientists discover new 'heat' description

Up until now there have been three different colours to describe heat: Red Hot (just hot), White Hot (very hot) and Blue Hot (extremely hot). But now a group of scientists from London University have discovered a new colour to describe a new level...
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Funny story:  World's hottest Chilli Pepper Stolen From Military Laboratory

World's hottest Chilli Pepper Stolen From Military Laboratory

The world's hottest chilli pepper is reported to have been stolen from a Government owned Military Laboratory in Basingstoke. The exceptionally spicy capsicum is believed to have been undergoing controversial tests at the time of its disappearance,...
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Funny story:  Chilli Pepper Expert Demands: "End This Scoville Madness Now!"

Chilli Pepper Expert Demands: "End This Scoville Madness Now!"

A top chilli expert is demanding a devaluation of the units used to measure the heat in peppers. The call comes after a chilli pepper grown in in a greenhouse in Cumbria, England, has beaten off competition from Mexico and India to win the accolad...
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Funny story:  New Mexico Makes Green Chili Cheeseburgers Official State Food

New Mexico Makes Green Chili Cheeseburgers Official State Food

While most states have official state birds, state trees, state songs, or state mottos, New Mexico has now decided that they need an official state food. This new choice fits in well with the official state question ("Red or Green?") as it deals wit...
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Funny story:  World's Hottest Chilli Burger Claims Two More Victims

World's Hottest Chilli Burger Claims Two More Victims

Two more victims of the world's hottest chilli burger were rushed to hospital last night by paramedics after biting off more than they could chew. Witnesses report that the two men had been drinking beer all night before turning up at the 'Burger...
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Funny story:  World's Hottest Chilli To Be Used As A Weapon

World's Hottest Chilli To Be Used As A Weapon

Legendary Spoof writer Jalapenoman, usually referred to by fellow writers as the J-man today expressed consternation after learning that Indian Special Forces groups are using the world's hottest chilli as a weapon. "I thought I had the hottest ch...
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Funny story:  Rejoice! It's Big Curry Month!

Rejoice! It's Big Curry Month!

Deep joy and much rejoicing here in the UK - because it's 'Big Curry Month' and that's official! The Indian classic dish was imported here by British servicemen in the days of the Raj, and has since become a firm favourite with spice starved Brits...
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Funny story:  Bomb squad defuse hot chilli in Soho

Bomb squad defuse hot chilli in Soho

Police and firefighters wearing protective breathing apparatus were called to the Thai Cottage Restaurant, D'Arblay Street, Soho to defuse a really hot chilli dish prepared by chefs. The dish, called Nam...
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