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Funny story: Editorial: Playing TAG Banned?

Editorial: Playing TAG Banned?

Normally, I try to just stick to writing satire. I saw this story online and couldn't make anything up after reading it, other than my own reaction. The story vexed me so much it stifled my creativity, so here's what came of it. I recently ran across an article with the headline Elementary school outlaws playing tag, 'running in packs' The gist of the story was that some kindergarten teach...
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Funny story: Parents assure child that their divorce is definitely her fault

Parents assure child that their divorce is definitely her fault

PARMA, NY--Following a night of shouting, tears, and slamming doors, Deborah and Mark Leet took the time to tell their daughter April that they both loved her very much, and the reason they were getting divorced was because of her and nothing else.
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Funny story: Social Scientists Say Childhood Now Ends At Age Sixty-One

Social Scientists Say Childhood Now Ends At Age Sixty-One

New York, NY-- A new report presented to the United Nations claims that childhood isn't over until the sixty-first year. Adults seem to be growing up much slower than before. No one knows why but Global Warming is suspected. Adults are still ph...
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Funny story: What is your earliest memory?

What is your earliest memory?

There is currently an intense debate in the Behavioural and Cognitive Science field over the reliability of memory. On one side of the debate are those who believe that everything we see, do, touch, smell or hear goes into memory somewhere although not all of it can be retrieved. On the other side are those that think that memory is malleable, approximated and unreliable. "I seem to recall r...
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Funny story: President Barack Obama Speaks About His Chillingly Sad Childhood Diet

President Barack Obama Speaks About His Chillingly Sad Childhood Diet

LONDONDERRY, Vermont - President Barack Obama was in town addressing the yearly convention of The Vermont Molasses Makers Coalition. He stressed to the convention goers how important the molasses industry is to the entire nation. He pointed out that everyone including himself and the "First Mama" have a tendency of taking pancake syrup for granted. He said that ever since he can remember the...
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Funny story: UK's Youngest Parents Are 14 Year Old School Kids

UK's Youngest Parents Are 14 Year Old School Kids

In a shock revelation, it has been revealed that two 14 year old schoolchildren have become the UK's youngest parents. The two children had unprotected sex when aged 13 years old. The new parents, Anne-Maree Spreadham and Kevin Numbnuts, are both...
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Funny story: Why November 20, 1983 Was The Best and Worst Day of My Childhood.

Why November 20, 1983 Was The Best and Worst Day of My Childhood.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," reads the opening line of Dickens' 'A Tale of Two Cities', a now-trite contrast of polar-opposites. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spr...
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Funny story: Orwell's Crystal Ball

Orwell's Crystal Ball

Back in the sticks, we kids all had heroes. Mean Joe Greene turned us on to Coke, f'rinstance. Bruce Jenner had us heaving birch-branch javelins until we realized that Wheaties kinda sucked. Little Davey up the block had it bad for Hondo, the leader-guy on S.W.A.T. And in my tree-fort, God's name (and the password) was Robert Craig Knievel. (Hey, c'mon. This was before I found out about...
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Funny story: UK Kiddies Lifestyle Poll with commentary from real big UK'ers

UK Kiddies Lifestyle Poll with commentary from real big UK'ers

CHILDHOOD LIFESTYLE POLL with commentary from real big UK'ers:...
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Funny story: Feral bear attacks in New York hit epidemic proportions.

Feral bear attacks in New York hit epidemic proportions.

This young bear looks as though butter wouldn't melt in it's mouth but don't be decieved by the angeletic face and cuddly exterior, for this bear is a KILLER!!!...
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Funny story: Adults' Childhoods

Adults' Childhoods

A new report published this morning has discovered that adults are enjoying longer childhoods than at any time in the past. At the same time children are having to grow up quicker than ever.
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