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Children Who Whisper at Risk for Psychosis in Adulthood

Funny story: Children Who Whisper at Risk for Psychosis in Adulthood

Atlanta, GA: The Center for Disease Control issued an alarming report that states a child's risk for developing serious psychiatric disorders in adulthood increased by 62% if they excessively "whispered". Lawrence Lipschitz M.D. said parents shoul...

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A.C. Grayling's Ungodly War On Children's Toys

Most people would surely think there's nothing wrong with kids playing with fuzzy puppies, rabbits, giraffes, and all kinds of animals, and that it's all very innocent. But not everyone from the "notable public figure community" agrees. Yes: renowned postmodernist cultural critic/secular humanist deconstructionist/ atheist fundamentalist A. C. Grayling is concerned that not all cuddly toys...

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Real Reason Miley Cyrus Acting Strange

Funny story: Real Reason Miley Cyrus Acting Strange

So what happened less than a year ago to Miley Cyrus to turn her into acting like a kid wanting to show off some goodies she just realized were very important as an adult? Psychiatrist Doctor Art Manning told us that this often happens with stars...

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Editorial: Playing TAG Banned?

Normally, I try to just stick to writing satire. I saw this story online and couldn't make anything up after reading it, other than my own reaction. The story vexed me so much it stifled my creativity, so here's what came of it. I recently ran across an article with the headline Elementary school outlaws playing tag, 'running in packs' The gist of the story was that some kindergarten teach...

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Parents assure child that their divorce is definitely her fault

PARMA, NY--Following a night of shouting, tears, and slamming doors, Deborah and Mark Leet took the time to tell their daughter April that they both loved her very much, and the reason they were getting divorced was because of her and nothing else.

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What is your earliest memory?

Funny story: What is your earliest memory?

There is currently an intense debate in the Behavioural and Cognitive Science field over the reliability of memory. On one side of the debate are those who believe that everything we see, do, touch, smell or hear goes into memory somewhere although not all of it can be retrieved. On the other side are those that think that memory is malleable, approximated and unreliable. "I seem to recall r...

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President Barack Obama Speaks About His Chillingly Sad Childhood Diet

Funny story: President Barack Obama Speaks About His Chillingly Sad Childhood Diet

LONDONDERRY, Vermont - President Barack Obama was in town addressing the yearly convention of The Vermont Molasses Makers Coalition. He stressed to the convention goers how important the molasses industry is to the entire nation. He pointed out that everyone including himself and the "First Mama" have a tendency of taking pancake syrup for granted. He said that ever since he can remember the...

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UK's Youngest Parents Are 14 Year Old School Kids

Funny story: UK's Youngest Parents Are 14 Year Old School Kids

In a shock revelation, it has been revealed that two 14 year old schoolchildren have become the UK's youngest parents. The two children had unprotected sex when aged 13 years old. The new parents, Anne-Maree Spreadham and Kevin Numbnuts, are both...

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Why November 20, 1983 Was The Best and Worst Day of My Childhood.

Funny story: Why November 20, 1983 Was The Best and Worst Day of My Childhood.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," reads the opening line of Dickens' 'A Tale of Two Cities', a now-trite contrast of polar-opposites. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spr...

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Orwell's Crystal Ball

Back in the sticks, we kids all had heroes. Mean Joe Greene turned us on to Coke, f'rinstance. Bruce Jenner had us heaving birch-branch javelins until we realized that Wheaties kinda sucked. Little Davey up the block had it bad for Hondo, the leader-guy on S.W.A.T. And in my tree-fort, God's name (and the password) was Robert Craig Knievel. (Hey, c'mon. This was before I found out about...

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UK Kiddies Lifestyle Poll with commentary from real big UK'ers

Funny story: UK Kiddies Lifestyle Poll with commentary from real big UK'ers

CHILDHOOD LIFESTYLE POLL with commentary from real big UK'ers:...

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Feral bear attacks in New York hit epidemic proportions.

Funny story: Feral bear attacks in New York hit epidemic proportions.

This young bear looks as though butter wouldn't melt in it's mouth but don't be decieved by the angeletic face and cuddly exterior, for this bear is a KILLER!!!...

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Adults' Childhoods

Funny story: Adults' Childhoods

A new report published this morning has discovered that adults are enjoying longer childhoods than at any time in the past. At the same time children are having to grow up quicker than ever.

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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