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Funny story: NFL's Goodell Speaks On New Peterson Revelation

NFL's Goodell Speaks On New Peterson Revelation

Minnesota Vikings Adrian Peterson, already facing felony charges in Texas for child abuse, was accused in a separate incident involving another son who was 4 years old. In that case Peterson inflicted a head wound on his son, who was in a car seat,...
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Funny story: Sunshine Daycare Under Investigation After Employees Allegedly Win At Candy Land

Sunshine Daycare Under Investigation After Employees Allegedly Win At Candy Land

Local daycare provider Sunshine Daycare has had its license suspended and is under investigation by state regulators after allegations that its employees regularly beat toddlers at the game Candy Land. Several parents whose children attend Sunshine f...
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Funny story: Asian Parents Locked Up For Child Abuse

Asian Parents Locked Up For Child Abuse

Two Chinese parents living in London have been sentenced to 10 years in prison after a series of accusations from their only child on 5 accounts of child abuse. Zang and Liu Ping were accused of mental imprisonment, psychological terrorism and em...
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Funny story: British Lords Promise Enquiry Into Child Porn

British Lords Promise Enquiry Into Child Porn

The British House of Lords have promised a full and complete investigation into the availability of child pornography within the United Kingdom. Lord Cock of Dumbshire announced "It is simply appalling. It is totally unacceptable. I find is simpl...
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Funny story: BBC Presenter from 60s and 70s Smeared

BBC Presenter from 60s and 70s Smeared

A presenter from the BBC during the 60s and 70s has been smeared by the press for being the only one who didn't inappropriately touch people up during the time. Wally Hampstead worked at the BBC, on radio, and television - as well as with children -...
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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo Thanksgiving and Christmas specials will air on TLC

Honey Boo Boo Thanksgiving and Christmas specials will air on TLC

ATLANTA (ABSNN) - Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo) and her mother June Shannon (Fat Demonic Hell Pig) are the stars of TLC's Toddlers and Tiaras. They visited a television station in Atlanta, the home of The Learning Channel, to discuss their upcoming...
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Funny story: Did Kate Gosselin use a wooden spoon?

Did Kate Gosselin use a wooden spoon?

WYOMISSING PA (ABSNN) - Did Kate (plus 8) Gosselin hit her children with wooden spoons? Did she twirl them around by the hair? Did she bitch-slap them in their little beds? "Yes, and more than that," says author Robert Hoffman in his just releas...
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Funny story: Pope Drops Blanket Ban On Condom Use

Pope Drops Blanket Ban On Condom Use

In an historic move, the Pope has brought about a seismic shift in Catholic doctrine, with the ending of the Vatican's total opposition to the use of condoms. In a statement, released between masses at St Peter's Basillica, the Pope, one time Hitl...
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Funny story: Peter Andre Admits: Part One.....

Peter Andre Admits: Part One.....

Peter Andre has got himself into trouble with child rights groups all over the world and not in a Gary Glitter way. Peter, who was arrested yesterday morning at Mozambique International Airport, had admitted to attending organized child fights all ov...
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Funny story: Boston-area parents sue Red Sox for child cruelty

Boston-area parents sue Red Sox for child cruelty

BOSTON, Mass.--World Championships of '04 and '07 be damned: scores of parents have filed a joint lawsuit against the Boston Red Sox for scarring yet another generation of fans. The wheels fell off in the month of September, leading to a 7-19 reco...
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Funny story: BBC To Screen Baby's First Taste of Grapefruit

BBC To Screen Baby's First Taste of Grapefruit

A baby's first taste of grapefruit is to be screened by the BBC later on this year as part of a series about the life cycle of the human body. Scientists have advised that it is "important not to shy away from talking about unpleasant early human...
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Funny story: Want To Get Away With Beating A Family Member? Make Sure It's Your Child.

Want To Get Away With Beating A Family Member? Make Sure It's Your Child.

Sure, everyone knows that there's no better way to blow off steam after a hard day at the job than bashing your wife's head in with a meat tenderizing mallet. But coming home and donkey-punching the Mrs. is just going to land you in front of the same Judge who yanked your license last year. Now, New Jersey has solved the problem for everyone: Beat the sh-t out of your kid!! I am sickened...
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Funny story: Stephanie Seymour Defends Son's Boob-Grope: "It's OK, He's A Butt-Pirate."

Stephanie Seymour Defends Son's Boob-Grope: "It's OK, He's A Butt-Pirate."

Odd photos of Stephanie Seymour and her 17-year-old son Peter have surfaced, in which it appears Peter is stroking his mother's right nipple while sticking his tongue in her mouth while on vacation in St. Bart's surfaced, but Mommy says it's OK, beca...
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Funny story: Dear Michael Vick: Keep Playing Good, So Daddy Doesn't Give Me and Mommy Boo-Boos!

Dear Michael Vick: Keep Playing Good, So Daddy Doesn't Give Me and Mommy Boo-Boos!

Dear Michael Vick: You make Daddy happy when you play football. Mommy says we don't have to hide from Daddy in the garage when you start at QB, because the Eagles might win. Daddy even lets me sit with him when you play. I get to give him bottles of his special soda from the fridge. What does HEINEKIN spell? Mommy calls Daddy's special soda his 'mean juice', but he hardly hits us any m...
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Funny story: Police Swoop on Child Abuse Ringleader

Police Swoop on Child Abuse Ringleader

London, UK: Police swooped today to nab the man believed to be head of the world's largest paedophile ring. The elderly German, an Italian resident who arrived in the UK today travelling under the name Benedict, has been identified by police as th...
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Funny story: Pope agrees to penal substitutionary atonement

Pope agrees to penal substitutionary atonement

Following the less than grovelling admission by UK Catholic Church Supremo Archbishop of Westminster Vincent Nichols that the response to child abuse by Priests had been "poor", the Vatican has made an unequivocal and trend-setting announcement. The...
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Funny story: New Vatican Edict: No Child Left Behind

New Vatican Edict: No Child Left Behind

Just when you thought that the Catholic Church couldn't possibly do anything more to make a horrible situation worse, news agencies are reporting a new Vatican edict: No Child Left Behind. Apparently, according to sources inside the Vatican, it i...
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Funny story: Pope Targeted by Flash Mob Protest

Pope Targeted by Flash Mob Protest

The performance art troupe who recently sabotaged an Ieka advertising campaign on the Paris Metro - dancers staged a five-minute flash mob protest around sofas and trompe-l'oeil bookcases and wardrobes placed on Metro platforms by the Swedish furnitu...
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