A presenter from the BBC during the 60s and 70s has been smeared by the press for being the only one who didn't inappropriately touch people up during the time. Wally Hampstead worked at the BBC, on radio, and television - as well as with children -...
ATLANTA (ABSNN) - Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo) and her mother June Shannon (Fat Demonic Hell Pig) are the stars of TLC's Toddlers and Tiaras. They visited a television station in Atlanta, the home of The Learning Channel, to discuss their upcoming...
WYOMISSING PA (ABSNN) - Did Kate (plus 8) Gosselin hit her children with wooden spoons? Did she twirl them around by the hair? Did she bitch-slap them in their little beds?
"Yes, and more than that," says author Robert Hoffman in his just releas...
In an historic move, the Pope has brought about a seismic shift in Catholic doctrine, with the ending of the Vatican's total opposition to the use of condoms.
In a statement, released between masses at St Peter's Basillica, the Pope, one time Hitl...
Peter Andre has got himself into trouble with child rights groups all over the world and not in a Gary Glitter way. Peter, who was arrested yesterday morning at Mozambique International Airport, had admitted to attending organized child fights all ov...
BOSTON, Mass.--World Championships of '04 and '07 be damned: scores of parents have filed a joint lawsuit against the Boston Red Sox for scarring yet another generation of fans.
The wheels fell off in the month of September, leading to a 7-19 reco...
A baby's first taste of grapefruit is to be screened by the BBC later on this year as part of a series about the life cycle of the human body.
Scientists have advised that it is "important not to shy away from talking about unpleasant early human...
Sure, everyone knows that there's no better way to blow off steam after a hard day at the job than bashing your wife's head in with a meat tenderizing mallet. But coming home and donkey-punching the Mrs. is just going to land you in front of the same Judge who yanked your license last year. Now, New Jersey has solved the problem for everyone:
Beat the sh-t out of your kid!! I am sickened...
Odd photos of Stephanie Seymour and her 17-year-old son Peter have surfaced, in which it appears Peter is stroking his mother's right nipple while sticking his tongue in her mouth while on vacation in St. Bart's surfaced, but Mommy says it's OK, beca...
Dear Michael Vick:
You make Daddy happy when you play football.
Mommy says we don't have to hide from Daddy in the garage when you start at QB, because the Eagles might win.
Daddy even lets me sit with him when you play. I get to give him bottles of his special soda from the fridge. What does HEINEKIN spell?
Mommy calls Daddy's special soda his 'mean juice', but he hardly hits us any m...
London, UK: Police swooped today to nab the man believed to be head of the world's largest paedophile ring.
The elderly German, an Italian resident who arrived in the UK today travelling under the name Benedict, has been identified by police as th...
Following the less than grovelling admission by UK Catholic Church Supremo Archbishop of Westminster Vincent Nichols that the response to child abuse by Priests had been "poor", the Vatican has made an unequivocal and trend-setting announcement. The...
Just when you thought that the Catholic Church couldn't possibly do anything more to make a horrible situation worse, news agencies are reporting a new Vatican edict: No Child Left Behind.
Apparently, according to sources inside the Vatican, it i...
The performance art troupe who recently sabotaged an Ieka advertising campaign on the Paris Metro - dancers staged a five-minute flash mob protest around sofas and trompe-l'oeil bookcases and wardrobes placed on Metro platforms by the Swedish furnitu...
WEST PALM BEACH, FL - A TV pitchman has suddenly found himself witnessing a media firestorm.
The Swivel Sweeping 3000, endorsed by co-star A. "Andy" Sullivan of a popular new Discovery's Channel series, was cited by Ima Lourde in a product testimo...