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Funny story: Forced Molting - DON'T Try This at Home! (Unless You're Desperate to Get Pregnant)

Forced Molting - DON'T Try This at Home! (Unless You're Desperate to Get Pregnant)

When 53-year-old Denise Hobson first heard about the standard animal agriculture practice of "forced molting," by which female chickens are deprived of food and light for up to two weeks in order to artificially jolt their weary bodies into producing...
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Funny story: Chickens Strike After McDonald's Announces All Day Breakfast

Chickens Strike After McDonald's Announces All Day Breakfast

Shares of McDonald's stock fell 18% after traders learned that the recently introduced all-day breakfast menu was causing serious labor problems for the world's largest restaurant chain. Trading was hectic on the big board, driven primarily by i...
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Funny story: Bernie Sanders Teams Up with Colonel Sanders

Bernie Sanders Teams Up with Colonel Sanders

KFC has announced that all of its 7 Vermont locations will now feature Bernie Sanders cookbook recipes mixed with Colonel Sanders' old favorites. New menu items include: Karl Marx progressive Jewish commie chicken patties, grilled Hillary extr...
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Funny story: Why Does the Chicken Cross the Road? To Get Her New Leg!

Why Does the Chicken Cross the Road? To Get Her New Leg!

The countryside was bright at the crack of dawn and the cluck-clucking of the yard's twenty chickens sounded welcoming. Henrietta, the now famous chicken, also lived in this small farm house in rural Franklin, Texas. She clucked with the best of them and was obviously a leg up above the others. The reason? Henrietta had a new artificial leg. Henrietta the pet chicken received her $2,500...
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Funny story: Spring City Man Crosses Road. Gets to Other Side

Spring City Man Crosses Road. Gets to Other Side

Charles "Chick" Engals, life long Spring City, PA native left his home last week after telling his wife that he would return, she said, in an hour or so. After asking him where he was going, his response to her was, as always, that he was going to...
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Funny story: Red meat linked to erectile dysfunction, says Poultry Council study

Red meat linked to erectile dysfunction, says Poultry Council study

SACRAMENTO, CA - The Poultry Litigation & Underwriting Council (PLUC) released the results of a 17-year study Monday, linking erectile dysfunction to the consumption of red meat. The study was funded by a $136.7 billion grant from the new Unit...
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Funny story: Chicken Tastes Most Like Chicken Of All Things That Taste Like Chicken

Chicken Tastes Most Like Chicken Of All Things That Taste Like Chicken

Springdale, AR - Of all the foods across the world that taste like chicken, a study has found that chicken tastes most like chicken. The study was carried out by Tyson Foods, Inc. (NYSE: TSN), the world's second largest producer of not only chick...
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Funny story: Popeye's Chicken Reports That Their First Olive Oyl's Chicken Drive Thru Window Store Is Now Open For Business

Popeye's Chicken Reports That Their First Olive Oyl's Chicken Drive Thru Window Store Is Now Open For Business

LAFAYETTE, Louisiana - The Popeye's Chicken Fast Food Franchise is proud to announce that it has just opened the first of many Olive Oyl's Chicken Drive Thru Window Stores. The first Olive Oyl is located in Lafayette, Louisiana and there were roug...
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Funny story: Still Hypnotized Woman Falls Off Chicken Truck

Still Hypnotized Woman Falls Off Chicken Truck

Abigail Smithers of Washington County, Arkansas apparently will recover from several broken ribs, broken right leg, three toes on the right foot and a fresh-laid dog turd tangled up in her hair after falling off a chicken truck headed for a Purdue Fa...
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Funny story: Jack-In-The-Box To Add A Brand New Menu Item

Jack-In-The-Box To Add A Brand New Menu Item

SAN DIEGO, California - The Jack-In-The-Box fast food chain has just made a major announcement. Corporate spokeswoman Buffy Buttonburg told the news media that the company will be adding a new menu item effective April 2, 2014. Miss Buttonburg,...
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Funny story: Desiree Washington tells a lie

Desiree Washington tells a lie

The newest episode of Desire Washington accusing a foster farm chicken has recently been surrounded in controversy due to the fighting will of the chicken who was falsely accused. The chicken was accused of forcing Desire Washington to sit on an...
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Funny story: Popeye's Chicken To Open Up An Olive Oyl's Chicken Drive Thru Window Store

Popeye's Chicken To Open Up An Olive Oyl's Chicken Drive Thru Window Store

SANDY SPRINGS, Georgia - The Popeye's Chicken Fast Food Franchise has just announced a new breakthrough within their corporation. Company spokeswoman Geneva "Chicky" Queensberry informed the news media that starting in April the chicken chain will...
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Funny story: Fowl pay suspected in bizarre murder case

Fowl pay suspected in bizarre murder case

Police have rounded up several angry chickens, following the discovery of the badly-tattered body of an elderly woman last week. After forensic investigations, Detective Inspector Ivor Nyedeer reckoned that 81-year-old Gladys Sawloaver had been th...
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Funny story: Turkey Twizzler hating chef now tackles Kiev problems

Turkey Twizzler hating chef now tackles Kiev problems

Jamey Olivier, the Nemesis of bad school dinners and the infamous Turkey Twizzlers has been asked by the new Kiev government to smarten up its defining dish, Chicken Kiev. "I'm a little busy at the moment, shovelling money into the bank but I know...
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Funny story: Georgia Peanut Farmer Develops Peanuts That Taste Like Chicken

Georgia Peanut Farmer Develops Peanuts That Taste Like Chicken

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Savannah peanut farmer Calhoun Cataloggins has been growing and selling peanuts since September of 1984. And in those 30 years he figures that he has probably eaten over 5,475 pounds of the little darlings. Calhoun met Roxan...
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Funny story: Chick-fil-A Announces A Name Change

Chick-fil-A Announces A Name Change

ATLANTA - The second largest chicken franchise in the nation has decided to listen to its customers and it is making a slight change to its corporate name. Cullen Rigadoon, company spokesman said that the home office has received thousands of emai...
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Funny story: KFC Agrees To Drop The Confederate Flag From All Of Its Southern Restaurants

KFC Agrees To Drop The Confederate Flag From All Of Its Southern Restaurants

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The spokesperson for KFC, Ty Picklefeather, has informed the news media that the fried chicken fast food franchise has agreed to remove the Confederate flags found out in the parking lot of some of its Southern restaurants.
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Funny story: Chickens Have No Nuggets But On The other Hand...

Chickens Have No Nuggets But On The other Hand...

While chickens have no nuggets the whole process of fixing the favorite McDonalds bestseller can be sickening. The mechanically separated chicken are turned into this pink goop so we can create delicious chicken nuggets and even juicy chicken patt...
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Holiday tips from Santa!

When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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