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Funny story:  Still Hypnotized Woman Falls Off Chicken Truck

Still Hypnotized Woman Falls Off Chicken Truck

Abigail Smithers of Washington County, Arkansas apparently will recover from several broken ribs, broken right leg, three toes on the right foot and a fresh-laid dog turd tangled up in her hair after falling off a chicken truck headed for a Purdue Fa...
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Funny story:  Jack-In-The-Box To Add A Brand New Menu Item

Jack-In-The-Box To Add A Brand New Menu Item

SAN DIEGO, California - The Jack-In-The-Box fast food chain has just made a major announcement. Corporate spokeswoman Buffy Buttonburg told the news media that the company will be adding a new menu item effective April 2, 2014. Miss Buttonburg,...
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Funny story:  Desiree Washington tells a lie

Desiree Washington tells a lie

The newest episode of Desire Washington accusing a foster farm chicken has recently been surrounded in controversy due to the fighting will of the chicken who was falsely accused. The chicken was accused of forcing Desire Washington to sit on an...
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Funny story:  Popeye's Chicken To Open Up An Olive Oyl's Chicken Drive Thru Window Store

Popeye's Chicken To Open Up An Olive Oyl's Chicken Drive Thru Window Store

SANDY SPRINGS, Georgia - The Popeye's Chicken Fast Food Franchise has just announced a new breakthrough within their corporation. Company spokeswoman Geneva "Chicky" Queensberry informed the news media that starting in April the chicken chain will...
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Funny story:  Fowl pay suspected in bizarre murder case

Fowl pay suspected in bizarre murder case

Police have rounded up several angry chickens, following the discovery of the badly-tattered body of an elderly woman last week. After forensic investigations, Detective Inspector Ivor Nyedeer reckoned that 81-year-old Gladys Sawloaver had been th...
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Funny story:  Turkey Twizzler  hating chef now tackles Kiev problems

Turkey Twizzler hating chef now tackles Kiev problems

Jamey Olivier, the Nemesis of bad school dinners and the infamous Turkey Twizzlers has been asked by the new Kiev government to smarten up its defining dish, Chicken Kiev. "I'm a little busy at the moment, shovelling money into the bank but I know...
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Funny story:  Georgia Peanut Farmer Develops Peanuts That Taste Like Chicken

Georgia Peanut Farmer Develops Peanuts That Taste Like Chicken

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Savannah peanut farmer Calhoun Cataloggins has been growing and selling peanuts since September of 1984. And in those 30 years he figures that he has probably eaten over 5,475 pounds of the little darlings. Calhoun met Roxan...
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Funny story:  Chick-fil-A Announces A Name Change

Chick-fil-A Announces A Name Change

ATLANTA - The second largest chicken franchise in the nation has decided to listen to its customers and it is making a slight change to its corporate name. Cullen Rigadoon, company spokesman said that the home office has received thousands of emai...
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Funny story:  KFC Agrees To Drop The Confederate Flag From All Of Its Southern Restaurants

KFC Agrees To Drop The Confederate Flag From All Of Its Southern Restaurants

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The spokesperson for KFC, Ty Picklefeather, has informed the news media that the fried chicken fast food franchise has agreed to remove the Confederate flags found out in the parking lot of some of its Southern restaurants.
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Funny story:  Chickens Have No Nuggets But On The other Hand...

Chickens Have No Nuggets But On The other Hand...

While chickens have no nuggets the whole process of fixing the favorite McDonalds bestseller can be sickening. The mechanically separated chicken are turned into this pink goop so we can create delicious chicken nuggets and even juicy chicken patt...
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Funny story:  KFC Will Be Selling Duck McDuckies In Order To Compete With McDonald's Chicken McNuggets

KFC Will Be Selling Duck McDuckies In Order To Compete With McDonald's Chicken McNuggets

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The KFC Corporation has just announced that they have partnered with the Robertson family of Duck Dynasty on a new KFC menu item. KFC Spokesperson Ty Wylerstaff stated that the huge chicken franchise chain had been looking...
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Funny story:  Popeye's To Open Up A Restaurant In Afghanistan But Under A Different Name

Popeye's To Open Up A Restaurant In Afghanistan But Under A Different Name

SANDY SPRINGS, Georgia - The Popeye's Chicken Corporation has just informed the public that it has worked out a deal with the government of Afghanistan. According to Popeye's Spokesperson Geneva "Chicky" Queensberry a Popeye's Restaurant will be b...
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Funny story:  Arkansas Asks Chick-Fil-A To Change Their Restaurant Name

Arkansas Asks Chick-Fil-A To Change Their Restaurant Name

LITTLE ROCK - The governor of Arkansas has sent a letter to the home office of Chick-Fil-A in Atlanta, Georgia. The letter respectfully asks that the chicken franchise please change the name of their restaurants located within the state from Chick...
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Funny story:  A Missouri Chicken Farmer Has Trained His Chickens To Do An Amazing Feat

A Missouri Chicken Farmer Has Trained His Chickens To Do An Amazing Feat

HANNIBAL, Missouri - Elmo Tuggletint, 53, has been raising egg-laying hens for over 30 years and in that time he has seen some very interesting things. He recalls back in October of 1994, seeing one of his prized chickens, Linda Lou, lay an amazin...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears is accused of stalking Chicken Boy

Britney Spears is accused of stalking Chicken Boy

Britney Spears, the daughter of famous singer Calamity Spears has been convicted of stalking the famous Chicken Boy of New York City. Chicken Boy made himself famous by dancing, singing, and telling comedy while standing in front of the KFC restau...
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Funny story:  U.S. Facing New Mutated Chicken Flu As Over 100 NY-California Cases Already!

U.S. Facing New Mutated Chicken Flu As Over 100 NY-California Cases Already!

The good old Department of Health, Education and Welfare has been delaying news we could have used earlier but, as always, they "didn't want to start a panic". Well, better a panic than catching a mutating flu that fights off antibiotics. Although...
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Funny story:  Cloned 17-Winged Chicken Will Feed the UK's and USA's Appetites

Cloned 17-Winged Chicken Will Feed the UK's and USA's Appetites

MANCHESTER - A chicken with 17 wings is more of an agricultural asset than a chicken with only two wings. No Jessica Simpson, Buffalo wings don't come from buffalos, they come from chickens and ravenous Americans can't seem to get enough of them.
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Funny story:  An Iowa Farmer Successfully Crosses A Pig With A Chicken

An Iowa Farmer Successfully Crosses A Pig With A Chicken

WATERLOO, Iowa - A lifelong farmer of Black Hawk County has just informed the local authorities that after four years of trying he has finally managed to breed one of his male pigs to a female chicken. Archie P. Dilldoodle, 71, told the Black Hawk...
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