The U.S. Department of Agriculture reports that the country is awash in wingless chicken bodies.
"Everybody loves chicken wings, but they forget we have to do something with the rest of the chicken," said USDA spokesperson Wendeee Calpido.
After being involved in Man City's dreadful exhibition of anti-football played by a bunch of multi-millionaire cheats, Signor Balotelli, innocently, was booed off of the Dortmund pitch by 86000 laughing, happy Germans (unusual occurrence; apart from...
Kevin Garnett, aka KG, aka Skinny, aka that Lieutenant from the Wire, has made it clear to Celtics management that he is of the firm opinion that his talents would be best suited to that of Point Guard.
Speaking to NBA.com, Garnett said, "Sometime...
POCAHONTAS, Arkansas - A recent 4.7 earthquake that hit Arkansas caused some damage to three trailer parks in the Greater Pocahontas area.
Long time resident Buford "Bubba" Razzfinker, 83, said that at first he thought that the earthquake was just...
HOUSTON - Sarah "The Loose Moose" showed up in the Lone Star state to campaign for Senator Teddy Cruz.
She was accompanied by her husband Todd the "Snowmobiler" and the two looked like typical tourists with Mama Palin wearing a pair of pink Rememb...
ATLANTA - The president of the Cluck Cluck Filler Restaurant Chain, Danny Caloric has issued a statement which states that his company is going on record to say that they are an anti-gay marriage establishment.
Mr. Caloric, who says he is still ma...
Turkey farms across the country, but mainly in Somerset, have adopted a new security system for keeping the turkeys in and the things that eat turkeys out.
"It's called chicken wire," said Mathew Bernard, who runs a turkey farm in Somerset. "It's...
Washington DC: The US Department of Agriculture (USDA) has been funding renewable energy electric power generation utilizing the burning of chicken, pig and cow/steer manure in several farming states. Chicken, pig, cow/steer and other livestock manur...
Supporters of free range eggs got a boost this week when scientists at Cambridge discovered that chicken eggs, laid by chickens allowed to play and run and dance whilst listening to classical music and pod casts by Stephen Fry, produced eggs that wer...
Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins took part in a debate with Cardinal George Pell in Sydney Australia, and by some accounts did an admiral job of out debating the cleric.
Dawkins is famed for his outspoken views on reli...
In a landmark case, the EU has rules that "Gay birds prefer cocks" and under the latest rooster charter must be individually considered for a right to family life.
Given that some 2 billion chickens are pecking about across europe, this is expecte...
This week's guest gardening expert is
The Father of English History and scathing Transportation and Culture Analyst
THE VENERABLE BEDE
Here is just a taste of some of the works that have earned The Venerable Bede the right to stand shoulder to shoulder with literary giants such as J K Rowling and James Corden:
Brittania Oceani insula, cui quondam Albion nomen fuit,
inter septentrionem et...
Venkys, the Indian chicken industry giants are currently said to be giving serious consideration to an offer tabled by a group of businessmen with a view to taking over Blackburn Rovers Football Club.
Venkys relationship with the Blackburn fans co...
Colin the chicken, winner of last year's 'Britain's Chicken's Got Talent', has launched a bid to become a member of parliament.
Colin, 3, who lives on a farm in Bolsover, Derbyshire, intends to stand against incumbent M.P. Dennis 'Beast of Bolsove...
Atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot and heir of the slave trade Richard Dawkins last night shocked many of his disciples as he admitted that he couldn't be certain that God does not exist. This is the first time on record where Dawkins has hin...
WASHINGTON D.C. (AP) In a press release issued yesterday, Planned Parenthood announced that it had purchased the Cick-fil-A corporation and would soon begin utilizing locations that are normally closed on Sunday to offer drive through abortions inste...
London - Pollo impagliato 'Schettino' - (Francesco) Schettino-style stuffed chicken - has been named the Duchess of Cornwall's Diamond Jubilee dish in a competition to feed her mother-in-law.
Camilla launched the cookery compy at the Nova Herod (!...
Washington, DC - We all know not to joke while in line to board airplanes these days, but a new plan to ban joking everywhere is rapidly taking shape, according to our source C. Fowlercross, our mole in the TSA. (That is not his real name).
Accor...