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Funny story: Thousands gather in Chicago to watch live twitter news feed of USA vs Belgium World Cup game

Thousands gather in Chicago to watch live twitter news feed of USA vs Belgium World Cup game

They travelled from all over the state to gather in Chicago town square. Draped in red, white and blue flags, these US team football fans stared up to watch the big screen in the centre of the square. On the giant TV was a live twitter news feed pa...
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Funny story: A College Report States That The American Middle Class Is Shrinking

A College Report States That The American Middle Class Is Shrinking

CHICAGO - Recent studies which were conducted at Chicago's Windy City Community College have revealed that the American middle class is shrinking. Dr. Uriah H. Tillerwell, who has a Masters Degree in Statistical Stats and a Ph.D. in Crop Rotation,...
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Funny story: Chicago Woman Sues Politicians Over Her Dead Husbands 15 Votes

Chicago Woman Sues Politicians Over Her Dead Husbands 15 Votes

According to poll records Henry "Harry" Adcock voted 15 times in 15 different precincts the last Presidential election but not only was this illegal, it is especially illegal when Harry has been dead for ten years. "Someone inside sent me a messag...
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Funny story: Chef Chang to open Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! on St. Patrick's Day

Chef Chang to open Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! on St. Patrick's Day

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! will open in Chicago on St. Patrick's Day. Famous restauranteur, Chef Chip Chang, explained the theme of his newest Chicago restaurant, "It will be all about pork: pork chops, pork rolls, pork roasts, pork...
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Funny story: Bravo Launches "Real Housewives Of Low Income Housing"

Bravo Launches "Real Housewives Of Low Income Housing"

Bravo spokesman Andy Cohen announced today that the reality based, network heavy weight will be launching another housewives reality show in the fall of 2014. "The Real Housewives of Public Housing" will be based on the south side of Chicago in t...
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Funny story: Chicago Bans Dart Boards In All Drinking Establishments

Chicago Bans Dart Boards In All Drinking Establishments

CHICAGO - The Chicago City Council has just issued a city mandate that will prohibit all drinking establishments including bars, lounges, clubs, and cantinas within the city limits from having a dart board on the premises. The CCC took this measur...
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Funny story: Chicago Water Supply In Jeopardy... Republicans Push For Another Bail Out

Chicago Water Supply In Jeopardy... Republicans Push For Another Bail Out

CHICAGO, IL - Scientists have determined that Lake Michigan will soon be empty due to erosion of Niagara Falls. Chicago currently gets 83% of their water from Lake Michigan. Congressional Democrats have proposed spending $136T to "regulate" the ou...
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Funny story: Whole Foods Go Ghetto

Whole Foods Go Ghetto

On Wednesday, a manufacturer of "Whole Foods" announced that it plans to build a store in the poorest and most dangerous section of Chicago. The Englewood neighborhood, 10 miles south of downtown, experienced a 40% increase in homicides last year...
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Funny story: Chicago Baseball Fans Are Mad As Hell

Chicago Baseball Fans Are Mad As Hell

CHICAGO - Lately it seems that once the National Anthem ends at Wrigley Field, home of the Cubs and Comiskey Park, home of the White Sox, it is all downhill from there. Die-hard fans are furious with both the Cubbies and the Sox due to the fact th...
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Funny story: Monday Morning Commute: Noticeably Quieter!

Monday Morning Commute: Noticeably Quieter!

Chicago, IL - Commuters on Monday morning were taken aback at just how noticeably quiet their journey was. This report comes after a apparently much more jovial Friday morning L ride. "This is definitely...a lot quieter than Friday." said con...
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Funny story: Trump: I have new evidence in JonBenet Ramsey case.

Trump: I have new evidence in JonBenet Ramsey case.

Donald Trump today made an astonishing claim today that President Barack Obama was behind the murder of child beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey in 1991. Trump who has spent most of the last five years attempting to prove that Obama was born in Kenya sa...
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Funny story: Rihanna and Chris Brown Say They're Happier Than Most Couples

Rihanna and Chris Brown Say They're Happier Than Most Couples

CHICAGO - Rihanna and her former boyfriend Chris Brown were recently spotted at the Windy City's infamous Crocked Crocodile Club having a fine old time giggling, laughing, and touching each others privates. Several patrons reported that the pair o...
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Funny story: Jerry Springer's New Reality Show Will Be Crazy-As-Hell!

Jerry Springer's New Reality Show Will Be Crazy-As-Hell!

CHICAGO - Jerry Springer is regarded by many in the television industry as the Father of Televised Free-For-All's. His tabloid talk show The Jerry Springer Show which premiered in 1991, soon became a setting for the untamed world of the dysfunctio...
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Funny story: Chicago Police Raid Underground Restaurants

Chicago Police Raid Underground Restaurants

Chicago IL: Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel has to deal with a high murder rate in the inner-city, a school teacher strike and now illegal horse meat restaurants. Horse meat slaughter (including government inspection) is again legal in the USA as of N...
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Funny story: Pilot Blinded by Solar Panel Crashes Into Compost Pile

Pilot Blinded by Solar Panel Crashes Into Compost Pile

Chicago,IL-Efforts to go green at the nation's busiest airport have met with tragic results when a C-7 Cargo jet crashed on approach to O'Hare International Airport after the pilot was blinded by the reflection of sunlight off of a solar panel array...
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Funny story: Assaults in Chicago are linked to a coma patient; unheard theories of a resident

Assaults in Chicago are linked to a coma patient; unheard theories of a resident

A series of assaults occurred in Chicago July 1st. 4 women have reported physical assault to their local police station. One woman named the attacker as Marko Dulce. She gave a written statement and matched the man's face with a police sketch. Up...
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Funny story: "Night Lake Inspector" Job Found in Audit.

"Night Lake Inspector" Job Found in Audit.

A "deep audit" of Chicago municipal employee records has revealed a bizarre surprise: Chicago has been funding a "Night Lake Inspector" position for over 30 years. The only problem? There's nobody there, and never was. The position was created d...
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Funny story: NATO leaders decide to keep Chicago

NATO leaders decide to keep Chicago

Chicago - According to our source, a low-level employee at the NATO venue, the leaders of the Western World have decided that they like Chicago, and plan to maintain a military presence so that they can continue to enjoy it in true peace and security...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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