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Funny story: How a Man Can Grow a Fresh Cherry

How a Man Can Grow a Fresh Cherry

With the problem of urban living there isn't enough available cherry trees out there for every guy to enjoy a fresh cherry. You either have to go to a cherry farm to pick a juicy cherry or you have to grow your own cherry tree. The key to picking cherries is timing because unlike some fruit, they only ripen off the vine and are taken very quickly. In order to get the maximum flavor, you should on...
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Funny story: Marty Maraschino...Like The Cherry

Marty Maraschino...Like The Cherry

Ponder with me, if you will, a cherry: Red, spherical, succulent, jarred, canned, solid, seeded, etc. Now imagine that YOU are a cherry: Red, spherical, succulent, jarred, canned, solid, seeded, etc. Now, I can say with a reasonable certainty that you, as a cherry, would be a most boring person to converse with. So I ask you, why? But before I do, let us consider a few points. First and foremos...
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Funny story: Advocates of Male Crotch Shaving Say "Don't Let Something Hairy Pop Your Cherry"

Advocates of Male Crotch Shaving Say "Don't Let Something Hairy Pop Your Cherry"

Medical research has shown that the hair of a human being is the dirtiest part of the body, carrying the largest number of organisms and diseases. Because of this revelation, more and more men are shaving their pubic areas because they say "it is cl...
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Funny story: Research Reveals Obama May Have Once Placed Ad In Student Newspaper "Let Barry Pop Your Cherry"

Research Reveals Obama May Have Once Placed Ad In Student Newspaper "Let Barry Pop Your Cherry"

Researchers into the life of United States President Barack Hussein Obama have discovered an ad in a student newspaper at his University. While it cannot be directly traced to him, indications are that he may have been the one to place the message i...
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Funny story: Carina-eta lost cherry to Dad

Carina-eta lost cherry to Dad

Carina-eta born Carina-ta Funk Bucket today admitted she lost her cherry to Dad Farmer.
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