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Maraschino Cherries: How They're Made Will Shock You

Funny story: Maraschino Cherries: How They're Made Will Shock You

So, if you're a bar-geek you may already know that the bright red cherries starring in a Shirley Temple drink are not the real deal. The original maraschino cherries came from Croatia. They are made with whole Marasca cherries preserved in the liqueur made from them. These cherries still exist and you may run into one at an "artisan" bar. They are dark red, almost black. The U.S. developed...

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Buster Himen and the Penetrators Will Be First Concert At New Arena

Funny story: Buster Himen and the Penetrators Will Be First Concert At New Arena

Bangor - The new Cherry Blossom Arena is hosting its first event this evening when the Indie rock band Buster Himen and the Penetrators blow into town for the first concert of their 69-show tour. The band was formed two years ago and is highly re...

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How a Man Can Grow a Fresh Cherry

Funny story: How a Man Can Grow a Fresh Cherry

With the problem of urban living there isn't enough available cherry trees out there for every guy to enjoy a fresh cherry. You either have to go to a cherry farm to pick a juicy cherry or you have to grow your own cherry tree. The key to picking cherries is timing because unlike some fruit, they only ripen off the vine and are taken very quickly. In order to get the maximum flavor, you should on...

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Marty Maraschino...Like The Cherry

Ponder with me, if you will, a cherry: Red, spherical, succulent, jarred, canned, solid, seeded, etc. Now imagine that YOU are a cherry: Red, spherical, succulent, jarred, canned, solid, seeded, etc. Now, I can say with a reasonable certainty that you, as a cherry, would be a most boring person to converse with. So I ask you, why? But before I do, let us consider a few points. First and foremos...

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Advocates of Male Crotch Shaving Say "Don't Let Something Hairy Pop Your Cherry"

Funny story: Advocates of Male Crotch Shaving Say "Don't Let Something Hairy Pop Your Cherry"

Medical research has shown that the hair of a human being is the dirtiest part of the body, carrying the largest number of organisms and diseases. Because of this revelation, more and more men are shaving their pubic areas because they say "it is cl...

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Research Reveals Obama May Have Once Placed Ad In Student Newspaper "Let Barry Pop Your Cherry"

Funny story: Research Reveals Obama May Have Once Placed Ad In Student Newspaper "Let Barry Pop Your Cherry"

Researchers into the life of United States President Barack Hussein Obama have discovered an ad in a student newspaper at his University. While it cannot be directly traced to him, indications are that he may have been the one to place the message i...

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Carina-eta lost cherry to Dad

Funny story: Carina-eta lost cherry to Dad

Carina-eta born Carina-ta Funk Bucket today admitted she lost her cherry to Dad Farmer.

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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