"I think they did it on purpose. They knew what it was and I should have guessed something was wrong when the shop girls started to snigger and point at me. They didn't warn me."
Speaking on condition of anonymity and asking to be referred to as...
The US border guards have got quite a problem on their hands because they just cannot stop smugglers invading the country from all sides!
Mexican smugglers in the south enjoy a free for all whilst dodging dodgy border guards who seem to arrest Mex...
Cheese Singles, those flat yellow rectangles of vaguely cheese tasting material are not, as advertised, cheese.
"After careful analysis of melting patterns under a hot grill," said professor of cheese, Adam Gouda, "we have concluded that, at best,...
A 73-year-old Spanish man was gored in the right leg on the first day of the annual running of the bulls in Pamplona, though the incident actually occurred in Balham, South London, while he was shopping for cheese.
Pedro Santorini from Pamplona an...
IRVING, Texas - Chuck E. Cheese's mascot, the giant, hideous-looking rodent has been shooed out the front door.
After 35 years of being the official spokesrat for one of America's leading children's pizza establishments Chuck E. will join the rank...
Dear Sir,
I am writing in the hope that any of your readership may have a care for our lost histories.
You see, I live here in Broadwoodwidger and am researching the lives of our ancestor, Edwin Puley, who was a Cheesewright and Noddler, and indeed served his time in your very environment before ending his days as a Master Cheesewright and Chief Noddler back here in Devon.
I visited your...
Cheddar or Gouda, Brie or Edam, it turns out that the congealed mess that is left if you leave milk in the sun can form the basis of a working time machine.
"We noticed that the vacuoles of air inside a cheese were remarkably dense," said Professo...
Hotelier Basil Fawlty has come to the defence of his old friend Antony Wally Thomson after the TV chef was arrested stealing wine and cheese on five separate occasions from down on their luck supermarket Tesburys.
Speaking to trade magazine 'Hotel...
Former Italian president Silverface Berlusconi today publicy invited This Morning tv presenter Holly Willowby to his infamous 'bunga bunga' parties after her slip on air confusing an italian cheese with a well known sex act.
"Ahhhhh the luver-leee...
The BBC have dropped plans Newsnight to investigate the private life of Jimmy Savile, just weeks after he died in October.
The Daily Fail newspaper reports that the Beeb had planned to examine the claims that Saville regularly stole cheese from h...
China and Iran are two countries that spring to mind when we think about torture, however, if I had to choose a country in which to suffer it I would be happy to be stuck in Ireland. Here follows a list of Irish torture techniques:
Cheese boarding: Subjects are made to sniff whiffy cheeses such as 'Stinky Bishop' and Stilton for hours on end. In extreme circumstances prison guards have even bee...
Wincanton, Somerset - Highly combustible bovine methane is suspected of being behind a Devon blaze where firefighters are tackling the county's biggest blaze for a decade.
Acrid fumes reminiscent of charred Welsh Rarebit have engulfed the area as...
Libuse, La. - Mrs. Del Taylor remembers last Friday morning when, she says with a bit of nervous laughter, she discovered only four eggs and a small packet of grated American cheese in the refrigerator. Her husband Kenny was in the bathroom readying...
Just days after their launch, Dyson are recalling all of their new Cheese Graters due to a small technical fault.
"In general day to day use," said Leonard Mettier, head of the recall team, "there are no problems with the cheese grater. Quite the...
After improving the vacuum cleaner, the hand drier and the fan, James Dyson will be turning his attention to improving kitchen appliances, starting with the Cheese Grater.
The Dyson Vacuum cleaner revolutionised vacuuming, and forced people to sto...
Seb Coe has displayed the new design for the Olympic Torch to the world. The new design was meant to convey the great history of the competition, be light enough to carry on the five thousand round trip, and sturdy enough to survive the countless tim...
Well Hey There and Howdy, Friends.
We're still a bit soggy here on the farm this week, and there are parts of the back 40 where I can't step out of the trusty John Deere lest I find myself sunk up to my kneecaps in mud. Of course, it ain't just mud.
Edna reminded me back in February that we needed to fertilize that plot of land this year and I'd been rather generous on the manure spread...
Vegans and Cheese
This week at the Curdsville Dairy Farm, we tried to pacify all those Vegan protesters we caught stomping around our Alfalfa fields last week, by agreeing to mix tofu curds in with some of our best Colby cheese. We figured we might open up a whole new cheese market maybe, for folks who want to claim they're Vegans, but who still wear leather shoes, and generously butter their...