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Cher's Former Daughter Chastity - Now Chaz - Is Happy Than Larry!

Cher's former daughter, Chastity, now son Chaz, is reportedly celebrating her to his sex change operation and four years with girlfriend Jennifer in L.A. There was no sight of Cher, but those close to her say she is still upset that her daughter b...

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Lindsay Lohan Attracted To Chaz Bono's Brand New Penis

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Attracted To Chaz Bono's Brand New Penis

HOLLYWOOD - A reliable source has verified that Lindsay Lohan, on-again, off-again girlfriend of Samantha Ronson is in fact now dating Chaz Bono, aka the former Chastity Bono recent recipient of SRS (sexual reassignment surgery). The unnamed sourc...

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Sacha Baron Cohen Says Chaz Bono Is A Cutey

Funny story: Sacha Baron Cohen Says Chaz Bono Is A Cutey

LONDON - Dark, shock humor comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, 40 reportedly told a reporter for The London Daily Telegram that he saw a before and after photo of Chastity (Chaz) Bono and the gal/guy is definitely a cutey. Sacha said that just from the ph...

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Chaz Bono, Matthew McConaughey Jailed After Fiery Night at Beach

Funny story: Chaz Bono, Matthew McConaughey Jailed After Fiery Night at Beach

LOS ANGELES, CA - Bromantically linked Chaz Bono and his chronically naked bosom buddy Matthew McConaughey were jailed last night after Brentwood police were summoned to the beach to investigate a call concerning "flame throwers and bongo drums."...

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Chaz Bono, Matthew McConaughey Sighted Jogging Shirtless in Brentwood

Funny story: Chaz Bono, Matthew McConaughey Sighted Jogging Shirtless in Brentwood

LOS ANGELES, CA - Sonny and Cher's sexually shape-shifting son and the Big Screen's brawny but brainless beef broker were spotted jogging along San Vicente Blvd near the Brentwood Country Club this morning, very sweaty and very bare-chested. Thoug...

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President Obama Names Chastity Bono To Head Up The Penal System

Funny story: President Obama Names Chastity Bono To Head Up The Penal System

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama after meeting with Vice-President Joe Biden and the 'First Mama' Michelle has decided to name Chastity Bono, 40, to be the new executive director of the United states Penal Department. The president aware...

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Chastity Bono To Appear Nude In PlayMister Magazine

Funny story: Chastity Bono To Appear Nude In PlayMister Magazine

BEVERLY HILLS - Cher Bono's little daughter, 40-year-old Chastity has agreed to do a "Before and After Layout Spread" in PlayMister Men's Magazine. PlayMister's editor Terzolino Atwater stated that it will definitely be a first for his magazine wh...

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Cher's Daughter Chastity Bono To Get A Penis

Funny story: Cher's Daughter Chastity Bono To Get A Penis

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Chastity Bono, the 40-year-old daughter of 70s icons Sonny and Cher has announced that she wants to play on the boy's team. The daughter of one of the most popular music duos of all-time said that she will have the sexual reassign...

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E-E-T News: Mr. Chastity Bono, Madonna Goes Native And Miss Kalifornia

(Atlanta-GA) Marine Rick Duncan said he survived the attacks on the Pentagon of September 11th. He then claimed surviving a roadside bomb in Iraq. The problem? He was never a Marine or even in the United State Armed Forces. And his name isn't Rick Du...

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Chastity Bono To Become Chaz Boner

Funny story: Chastity Bono To Become Chaz Boner

Beverly Hills, CA - Reports are coming out of Los Angeles that the daughter of Sonny Bono and Cher is going to change her gender. Chastity Bono, born in...69, currently looking like she was separated at birth from the late comedian John Candy, has ch...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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