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Welsh gigalo gets elephant penis transplant

Welsh gigalo Bigboyo Davies has become the first human to successfully undergo a penis transplant from a donor elephant. Horace, a 20 year old African elephant at Barry Zoo, South Wales, succumbed to one-too-many fat old ladies riding bare back on hi...

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Rupert Murdoch & News International apologise for Charlotte Church 'Countdown Clock'

Funny story: Rupert Murdoch & News International apologise for Charlotte Church 'Countdown Clock'

News International newspapers and Rupert Murdoch today made an unreserved apology over the Charlotte Church 'Countdown Clock'. The countdown clock for the scrumptious welsh childhood star was placed in the newsroom of News International newspapers...

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WTF 'Charlotte Church: hole cut in bedsheet by photographers' in Leveson inquiry?

Funny story: WTF 'Charlotte Church: hole cut in bedsheet by photographers' in Leveson inquiry?

London - Mixed messages and poor audio equipment were blamed at the Leveson inquiry in London today. Rolling coverage into media ethics (sic) erupted into mayhem amid reports of misheard remarks by Ms Charlotte Church. The Welsh siren and singi...

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Philip the Greek tells Charlotte Church 'the Queen may be an old woman but she is my old woman'

Funny story: Philip the Greek tells Charlotte Church 'the Queen may be an old woman but she is my old woman'

Royal Handbag Holder and consort Phil the Greek wandered into another controversy. He was told by his handlers that Charlotte Church had claimed that the Queen is "an old woman who has no idea what is going on". Nonagenarian Phil immediately rallied...

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The Victoria Beckham - Charlotte Church Feud Has Hit A New Low

Funny story: The Victoria Beckham - Charlotte Church Feud Has Hit A New Low

LONDON - Ex-Spice Girl Victoria Beckham and the songstress from Wales Charlotte Church seem to be continuing with their feud which started back in May. Beckham, aka "Posh Spice" stated that Church had gotten so heavy that on a recent trip to Scotl...

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Charlotte Church Wooed By Woods

Funny story: Charlotte Church Wooed By Woods

In a shock revelation, "Voice of an Angel", Charlotte Church has published a letter to her written (it is alleged) by Tiger Woods. "Dear Charlotte" it begins in sickeningly familiar terms, " I write to you as one who recently has gone through a re...

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After Being Engaged For Six Weeks Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson Call The Wedding Off

Funny story: After Being Engaged For Six Weeks Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson Call The Wedding Off

SAINT BRIDES MAJOR, Wales - After an engagement that lasted all of six weeks, Charlotte Church and her fiance Gavin Henson have decided to end their five year relationship. It appears that it is a matter of pressurized living. Both Charlotte and G...

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Church says we should cancel Popes visit

Funny story: Church says we should cancel Popes visit

The Popes, visit to the UK, proposed for September, has come in for more criticism from Welsh songbird Charlotte Church, who says he should stay in the Vatican, with his staff, not the people who work for him its that pole he carries topped by the Pa...

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Charlotte Church to take on Miss Piggy

Funny story: Charlotte Church to take on Miss Piggy

Gavin Henson has proposed to Charlotte Church after a drunken night out on the town. Now Miss Church stands to become a millionaire almost overnight when she weds the hair to the Muppet Empire. The once acceptable rugby player apparently awoke from a...

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Victoria Beckham Fans The Flames of Her Feud With Charlotte Church

Funny story: Victoria Beckham Fans The Flames of Her Feud With Charlotte Church

LONDON - Ex-Spice Girl Victoria Beckham has poured a little more gasoline (petrol) onto her feud with fellow songstress Charlotte Church. David Beckham's skinny wife reportedly remarked that even though Charlotte has lost a lot of weight she still...

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Charlotte Church Reveals How She Lost 87 Pounds!

Funny story: Charlotte Church Reveals How She Lost 87 Pounds!

LONDON - Charlotte Church, one of the most outspoken singers to ever come out of Wales has lost a total of 87 pounds. Church said that the reason she decided to go on a diet was simply because she got fed up with all of the criticism from the doze...

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Charlotte Church is being stalked by a man-hungry lesbian

Funny story: Charlotte Church is being stalked by a man-hungry lesbian

In a recent interview Charlotte Church describes how she lived in terror of being attacked by a man hungry lesbian stalker. The pregnant star that has a daughter named Ruby with life-long partner Gavin Henson is reportedly planning to hire full-t...

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Welsh Team to Counter Haka with Charlotte Church!

Funny story: Welsh Team to Counter Haka with Charlotte Church!

The Welsh team plan to counter the All Blacks Haka with Charlotte Church in the upcoming Test Match at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. Welsh Team Manager Taff Thomas said that in the light of recent pre-match shenanigans including the Irish Riv...

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Rugby player has orgasm in Church again

Funny story: Rugby player has orgasm in Church again

Religious elders have caused an uproar by criticising rugby player Gavin Henson for having had an orgasm inside Church.

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Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson Split After Organ Donation

Funny story: Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson Split After Organ Donation

Following weeks of speculation feisty songstress Charlotte "Voice of an Angel" Church has finally announced her split from international rugby player Gavin Henson.

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Charlotte Church expecting Ken Dodd's lovechild

Funny story: Charlotte Church expecting Ken Dodd's lovechild

The entertainment world is tonight reeling from the news that former "voice of an angel" star Charlotte Church has announced she is pregnant with the baby of veteran comedian Ken Dodd.

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Church spawns Anti-Christ

Funny story: Church spawns Anti-Christ

Cardiff, Wales - (Ass Mess & ReuterUs): Voice of an Angel and Crotch of a Rabid Hyena singing superstar Charlotte Church has given birth.

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Charlotte Church Red-Faced Over Horse Revelations

Funny story: Charlotte Church Red-Faced Over Horse Revelations

Singer-turned-TV presenter Charlotte Church has had a major setback after visting her prenatal clinic last week, when it emerged that she was not 'with child', but 'with foal'.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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