Reported by an assistant (requesting anonymity) for Senator Charles Schumer, his office is currently seeking "bully services aid" and therapy following Russia's actions with Mr. Snowden.
Speaking on Face the Nation yesterday, Mr. Schumer proclaime...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): New York Democrat Senator Charles Schumer has been treated in hospital for Lime disease after being bitten by Dick Cheney during a recent incident when he took a post-prandial nap in the Senate's lounge.
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