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New York Mayor Makes Political History by Offering Universal Pre-Kindergarten to Children and Retired Carriage Horses

Funny story: New York Mayor Makes Political History by Offering Universal Pre-Kindergarten to Children and Retired Carriage Horses

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio recently made political history by announcing that free universal pre-kindergarten will now be available to all four-year-old children - and to retired New York City carriage horses of any age. Citing the cruel a...

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Sinkhole Appears In NYC Central Park!

Funny story: Sinkhole Appears In NYC Central Park!

Although there was no apparent earthquake nor did anything appear on the charts but a sinkhole has appeared in New York's Central Park. "I was out jogging early this morning about an hour after daylight and I came pretty close to tumbling in", sta...

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Anderson Cooper Denies That He Got To 3rd Base With Kathy Griffin

Funny story: Anderson Cooper Denies That He Got To 3rd Base With Kathy Griffin

NEW YORK CITY - Anderson Cooper is shocked to hear the recent rumor that he recently went out on a secret date with Kathy Griffin. Cooper who is an avowed gay male stated that he has no idea where the rumor started but if he was a betting guy he w...

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New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio Says China Wants To Buy The Brooklyn Bridge

Funny story: New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio Says China Wants To Buy The Brooklyn Bridge

NEW YORK CITY - Mayor Bill de Blasio has stated that his goal is to figure out ways for the city of New York to get back on its feet financially. He recently stated to a group of delicatessen owners that he wants for New York City to become the ex...

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Buggy Rides in NYC Central Park May Continue

Funny story: Buggy Rides in NYC Central Park May Continue

New York Mayor de Blasio, who has been trying to do away with horse-drawn carriages in and around Central Park, says that he's thinking of of doing it a different way. "I realize this is an unpopular decision and I have hundreds of letters from c...

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"It's Over!" Bill de Blasio. Tired of Stepping in Horse Sh*t!

Funny story: "It's Over!" Bill de Blasio. Tired of Stepping in Horse Sh*t!

Mayor-elect Bill de Blasio has vowed to act quickly to abolish horse-drawn carriages in the city, especially around Central Park. Many will argue over this as they say New York is losing all its traditions. "What are our kids to do that love ri...

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Nelson Mandela Flats in Peckham to be renamed Nelson Mandela Nelson Mandela Flats

Funny story: Nelson Mandela Flats in Peckham to be renamed Nelson Mandela Nelson Mandela Flats

The World famous fictitious Nelson Mandela Flats in Peckham, London are controversially to be double dedicated to Nelson Mandela. Made famous by the British Sitcom, "Only Fools and Horse Work" which is full of irony jokes, starring David Jason and...

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New York City May Be Renaming Central Park President Nelson Mandela Park

Funny story: New York City May Be Renaming Central Park President Nelson Mandela Park

NEW YORK CITY - There is a widespread movement in the city of New York to honor the late president of South Africa Nelson Mandela by naming Central Park in his honor. Several council members have asked that the mayor consider making the necessary...

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Alec Baldwin Comments On The Ann Coulter French Kiss Rumor

Funny story: Alec Baldwin Comments On The Ann Coulter French Kiss Rumor

NEW YORK CITY - The man that many refer to as the male version of Lindsay Lohan seems to stay on the front pages for all of the wrong reasons. If Baldwin isn't arguing with airline pilots, he's pushing around members of the paparazzi, or calling t...

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Adele To Sell Her Big Red Grammy Awards Show Dress on eBay

Funny story: Adele To Sell Her Big Red Grammy Awards Show Dress on eBay

NEW YORK CITY - Adele was in The Big Apple taking in the sites before flying back across the pond to her home in England. She stated that she was amazed at the amounts of squirrels running around Central Park. The London resident confessed tha...

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Taylor Swift Rebounds With One Direction's Harry Styles

Funny story: Taylor Swift Rebounds With One Direction's Harry Styles

NEW YORK CITY - Taylor Swift seems to be able to get more boyfriends than Cameron Diaz, Lady Gaga, and Kat Von D all put together. Taylor's latest boyfriend is Harry Styles of the band One Direction. The two reportedly met at a Shanghai Sue's Sush...

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Mayor Bloomberg to Allow Central Park Camping

Funny story: Mayor Bloomberg to Allow Central Park Camping

Manhattan, NY - After taking some heat for his handling of Super Storm Sandy, Mayor of New York City, Michael Bloomberg, opened up Central Park to displaced residents, allowing them to camp legally in certain sections of the park for the first time s...

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Angelina Jolie Disses Jennifer Aniston

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Disses Jennifer Aniston

NEW YORK CITY - The Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie brood of half a dozen youngsters were out picnicking in Central Park. The couple had hired three off-duty members of the NYPD to provide security for the family. No one was allowed to come within...

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Donald Trump To Buy Madison Square Garden

Funny story: Donald Trump To Buy Madison Square Garden

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump in a surprise move has made an offer to purchase the world's most famous arena Madison Square Garden. The billionaire who still is considering running for the office of president of the United States told a close frien...

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Donald Trump To Acquire Central Park And Build The World's Largest Mall

Funny story: Donald Trump To Acquire Central Park And Build The World's Largest Mall

MANHATTAN - Word filtering out of Trump Towers is that billionaire Donald Trump is finalizing plans to purchase New York City's world famous Central Park. The 843-acre park which was built in 1857, served as a staging area during the Civil War for...

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Shah of Iran's relatives cock-a-hoop at fugitive NYC peacock's freedom flight

Funny story: Shah of Iran's relatives cock-a-hoop at fugitive NYC peacock's freedom flight

New York - At his Park Avenue home this afternoon wannabe Shahanshah Reza Pahlavi, son of deposed Peacock Throne ex-incumbent Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, was seen rummaging around for birdseed in a bid to woo the magical creature to his roofgarden oasis.

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Evidence of Possible UFO Activity Found in Central Park

Funny story: Evidence of Possible UFO Activity Found in Central Park

Joe Carmichael was enjoying the crisp fall air as he raked leaves in Central Park alongside his fellow park volunteers one weekend last month. The sky was blue and the holidays, being just around the corner, lent an air of glee to the entire scene. W...

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Kirstie Alley Runs Naked Through Central Park

Funny story: Kirstie Alley Runs Naked Through Central Park

Kirstie Alley says she is sick and tired of reporters following her around to take pics for tabloids and publish their latest fat story, so she had finally had enough and ran naked through Central Park yesterday, nearly catching pneumonia. "I-I-I'...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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