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Funny story:  Anderson Cooper Denies That He Got To 3rd Base With Kathy Griffin

Anderson Cooper Denies That He Got To 3rd Base With Kathy Griffin

NEW YORK CITY - Anderson Cooper is shocked to hear the recent rumor that he recently went out on a secret date with Kathy Griffin. Cooper who is an avowed gay male stated that he has no idea where the rumor started but if he was a betting guy he w...
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Funny story:  New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio Says China Wants To Buy The Brooklyn Bridge

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio Says China Wants To Buy The Brooklyn Bridge

NEW YORK CITY - Mayor Bill de Blasio has stated that his goal is to figure out ways for the city of New York to get back on its feet financially. He recently stated to a group of delicatessen owners that he wants for New York City to become the ex...
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Funny story:  Buggy Rides in NYC Central Park May Continue

Buggy Rides in NYC Central Park May Continue

New York Mayor de Blasio, who has been trying to do away with horse-drawn carriages in and around Central Park, says that he's thinking of of doing it a different way. "I realize this is an unpopular decision and I have hundreds of letters from c...
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Funny story:  "It's Over!" Bill de Blasio. Tired of Stepping in Horse Sh*t!

"It's Over!" Bill de Blasio. Tired of Stepping in Horse Sh*t!

Mayor-elect Bill de Blasio has vowed to act quickly to abolish horse-drawn carriages in the city, especially around Central Park. Many will argue over this as they say New York is losing all its traditions. "What are our kids to do that love ri...
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Funny story:  Nelson Mandela Flats in Peckham to be renamed Nelson Mandela Nelson Mandela Flats

Nelson Mandela Flats in Peckham to be renamed Nelson Mandela Nelson Mandela Flats

The World famous fictitious Nelson Mandela Flats in Peckham, London are controversially to be double dedicated to Nelson Mandela. Made famous by the British Sitcom, "Only Fools and Horse Work" which is full of irony jokes, starring David Jason and...
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Funny story:  New York City May Be Renaming Central Park President Nelson Mandela Park

New York City May Be Renaming Central Park President Nelson Mandela Park

NEW YORK CITY - There is a widespread movement in the city of New York to honor the late president of South Africa Nelson Mandela by naming Central Park in his honor. Several council members have asked that the mayor consider making the necessary...
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Funny story:  Alec Baldwin Comments On The Ann Coulter French Kiss Rumor

Alec Baldwin Comments On The Ann Coulter French Kiss Rumor

NEW YORK CITY - The man that many refer to as the male version of Lindsay Lohan seems to stay on the front pages for all of the wrong reasons. If Baldwin isn't arguing with airline pilots, he's pushing around members of the paparazzi, or calling t...
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Funny story:  Adele To Sell Her Big Red Grammy Awards Show Dress on eBay

Adele To Sell Her Big Red Grammy Awards Show Dress on eBay

NEW YORK CITY - Adele was in The Big Apple taking in the sites before flying back across the pond to her home in England. She stated that she was amazed at the amounts of squirrels running around Central Park. The London resident confessed tha...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift Rebounds With One Direction's Harry Styles

Taylor Swift Rebounds With One Direction's Harry Styles

NEW YORK CITY - Taylor Swift seems to be able to get more boyfriends than Cameron Diaz, Lady Gaga, and Kat Von D all put together. Taylor's latest boyfriend is Harry Styles of the band One Direction. The two reportedly met at a Shanghai Sue's Sush...
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Funny story:  Mayor Bloomberg to Allow Central Park Camping

Mayor Bloomberg to Allow Central Park Camping

Manhattan, NY - After taking some heat for his handling of Super Storm Sandy, Mayor of New York City, Michael Bloomberg, opened up Central Park to displaced residents, allowing them to camp legally in certain sections of the park for the first time s...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Disses Jennifer Aniston

Angelina Jolie Disses Jennifer Aniston

NEW YORK CITY - The Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie brood of half a dozen youngsters were out picnicking in Central Park. The couple had hired three off-duty members of the NYPD to provide security for the family. No one was allowed to come within...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump To Buy Madison Square Garden

Donald Trump To Buy Madison Square Garden

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump in a surprise move has made an offer to purchase the world's most famous arena Madison Square Garden. The billionaire who still is considering running for the office of president of the United States told a close frien...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump To Acquire Central Park And Build The World's Largest Mall

Donald Trump To Acquire Central Park And Build The World's Largest Mall

MANHATTAN - Word filtering out of Trump Towers is that billionaire Donald Trump is finalizing plans to purchase New York City's world famous Central Park. The 843-acre park which was built in 1857, served as a staging area during the Civil War for...
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Funny story:  Shah of Iran's relatives cock-a-hoop at fugitive NYC peacock's freedom flight

Shah of Iran's relatives cock-a-hoop at fugitive NYC peacock's freedom flight

New York - At his Park Avenue home this afternoon wannabe Shahanshah Reza Pahlavi, son of deposed Peacock Throne ex-incumbent Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, was seen rummaging around for birdseed in a bid to woo the magical creature to his roofgarden oasis.
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Funny story:  Evidence of Possible UFO Activity Found in Central Park

Evidence of Possible UFO Activity Found in Central Park

Joe Carmichael was enjoying the crisp fall air as he raked leaves in Central Park alongside his fellow park volunteers one weekend last month. The sky was blue and the holidays, being just around the corner, lent an air of glee to the entire scene. W...
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Funny story:  Kirstie Alley Runs Naked Through Central Park

Kirstie Alley Runs Naked Through Central Park

Kirstie Alley says she is sick and tired of reporters following her around to take pics for tabloids and publish their latest fat story, so she had finally had enough and ran naked through Central Park yesterday, nearly catching pneumonia. "I-I-I'...
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Funny story:  Emerald Ash Borers Loose in Central Park

Emerald Ash Borers Loose in Central Park

Local New York officials apparently misinterpreting a threat warning from two Midwestern state governments,had beefed up police security around Manhattan but more specifically, Central Park. Police were instructed to be on the "look out" for susp...
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Funny story:  Brenda Song & Keith Richards to Kick Off Collaboration Nude at Central Park

Brenda Song & Keith Richards to Kick Off Collaboration Nude at Central Park

Central Park, New York -- Publicists for both Keith Richards and Brenda Song are confirming Internet rumors that the two plan a nude photo shoot, whilst ice skating together, for the cover of the duo's upcoming collaborative album. "I'm just sooo...
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President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills

Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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