Showing:

Funny satire stories about census

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Funny story: High levels of Census Completion Disorder (CCD) are being found all over the United Kingdom!

High levels of Census Completion Disorder (CCD) are being found all over the United Kingdom!

All over the United Kingdom, the citizens in their droves are experiencing a new phenomenon called Census Completion Disorder (CCD). CCD is a nervous complaint caused by reading and attempting to fill in the UKs 2011 compulsory Census. Not withstanding that filling in the Census is against the Data Protection Act, where UK citizens have the right to refuse their data being held on a computer...
View 'High levels of Census Completion Disorder (CCD) are being found all over the United Kingdom!'
Funny story: Census 2011

Census 2011

One of the questions in this year's Census caused a great debate in various circles before the final wording was agreed . Census forms , which are due to go out to every household in the land at the end of March, have a question regarding religion. Question 13 asks : "What religion, religious denomination or body do you belong to ?" Many groups involved in the census consultation p...
View 'Census 2011'
Funny story: 2010 Census Finds US Population Is 8

2010 Census Finds US Population Is 8

Washington, DC-- The boobs at the US Census Bureau have finished counting all the people in the United States. The mentally exhausted census workers say there are exactly 8 people living in the country. The results were presented to President Obama...
View '2010 Census Finds US Population Is 8'
Funny story: National Census to be axed after 200 years

National Census to be axed after 200 years

Francis Maude, the Cabinet Office minister, said the Census, which takes place every 10 years, was an expensive and inaccurate way of measuring the number of people in Britain. The above comes from an article in the online Daily Telegraph. It...
View 'National Census to be axed after 200 years'
Funny story: Shocking Revelation: Most Census Workers Never Learned to Count But California Now Home to 225M Liberals!

Shocking Revelation: Most Census Workers Never Learned to Count But California Now Home to 225M Liberals!

More shocking revelations emanating today from Census Districts around the country as investigative reporters are learning that the Regime's multi-billion dollar ponzi scheme is just that....a massive fraud perpetrated by the Obama Administration.
View 'Shocking Revelation: Most Census Workers Never Learned to Count But California Now Home to 225M Liberals!'
Funny story: Census Worker Becomes Addicted to Crack-Sues Government

Census Worker Becomes Addicted to Crack-Sues Government

It was bad enough that Steven Jackson lost his job one year ago as a Wall Street floor trader. Then things went from bad to worse. Following a series of failed attempts to obtain employment, Steven was forced to take a job with the US Government as...
View 'Census Worker Becomes Addicted to Crack-Sues Government'
Funny story: Census Death Toll Tops 100,000

Census Death Toll Tops 100,000

Philadelphia, PA - The bloody 2010 Census has already reached the milestone of 100,000 killed, making it America's bloodiest conflict since World War II. Many more thousands of people have been wounded in the violent house-to-house census count. Th...
View 'Census Death Toll Tops 100,000'
Funny story: UK Census 2011 Hits Internet

UK Census 2011 Hits Internet

Every ten years, the UK does a Census of it's population, with the next one due in 2011. Already Farcebook groups are springing up to derail the process. In the previous Census, there was a move towards having Jedi installed as a recognised religi...
View 'UK Census 2011 Hits Internet'
Funny story: Welcome To Adventures In Census Taking! Today's Subject: The String Theory!

Welcome To Adventures In Census Taking! Today's Subject: The String Theory!

According to the 2010 Census figures of "questions at random", only 5% of the people in Kentucky believe in the String Theory. "I don't care what that PBS show what I watched said. There haint none sech thang as no Strang Therry. My daddy collected strang for forty years at that place the police come and took him to. He'd knowed more than anybody else bout that strang and I asked him. Pa...I al...
View 'Welcome To Adventures In Census Taking! Today's Subject: The String Theory!'
Funny story: Census Workers Begin Executions

Census Workers Begin Executions

Washington, DC - Americans who have not filled out their census forms yet, could be in for a shock this week. Census workers are hitting the streets and taking aim at anyone who has neglected to fill out the form. The penalty for not filing the cen...
View 'Census Workers Begin Executions'
Funny story: ACORN Announces Methods for Census Taking

ACORN Announces Methods for Census Taking

ACORN, the organization that bought the election for Premiere Obama, has announced the guidelines that they will use when counting the U.S. Census in 2010. This is the first time that a private organization will be in charge of the counting and no...
View 'ACORN Announces Methods for Census Taking'
Funny story: Same Sex Partners to Rally Against "2001: A Computer Program"

Same Sex Partners to Rally Against "2001: A Computer Program"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The U. S. Census Bureau faces challenges due to six states that have begun allowing same-sex marriages in the years since the last census, say bureau officials. "Our primitive little computer programs have unfortunately not 'evo...
View 'Same Sex Partners to Rally Against "2001: A Computer Program"'
Funny story: Census Takers Stumped: No One Living at White House!

Census Takers Stumped: No One Living at White House!

Washington,DC/ Washington Post Real Estate Supplement/Apts. For Rent - In a trial run of the 2010 Census undertaken by Department of Commerce employees, volunteers found that there was "no one at home in the White House!' While the lights were all...
View 'Census Takers Stumped: No One Living at White House!'

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Breaking News...

Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 4?

2 25 12 9


70 readers are online right now!

Go to top