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Funny story: eBay Censors Trayvon Martin Auction, Angers Press

eBay Censors Trayvon Martin Auction, Angers Press

George Zimmerman just profited from the murder of Trayvon Martin by auctioning his "original" art for over $100,000, but the eBay online auction site decided to ban a progressive artist's attempts to raise money for the Trayvon Martin Foundation, bra...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson To Host Saturday Night Live?

Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson To Host Saturday Night Live?

After a petition urging A&E to reinstate embattled Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson has attracted more than 100,000 signatures and being backed up by hundreds of thousands of Facebook rants, Robertson says he might accept an invitation to appear...
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Funny story: 'R' for Rubbish rating as Weinstein's film Philomena fails the G-Spot test

'R' for Rubbish rating as Weinstein's film Philomena fails the G-Spot test

Hollywood - US film censors have slapped a great big 'R' rating on Harvey Weinstein's Irish-Catlick adoption pot-boiler starring Dame Judi Dench and Steve Coogan. The restricted rating means under-17s can only watch the movie 'Philomena' if a] th...
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Funny story: Little Twerp Twerks on Massive Twat

Little Twerp Twerks on Massive Twat

A singing prostitute has caused a stir by twerking on a man widely acknowledged to be an unmitigating twat. In a live performance at the once credible Video Music Awards Hannah Cyrus, or something, danced suggestively with some Thicke guy. Thi...
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Funny story: U. S. Army adopts politically correct Approved Reading List

U. S. Army adopts politically correct Approved Reading List

FORT MYER, VA - In an ongoing effort to promote nudism, the U. S. Army has forbidden a soldier from reading books by conservative authors while he is in uniform. Corporal (formerly Master Sergeant) Nathan Sommers, who has served "with honor but w...
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Funny story: BBC TV Licence Fee To Rise By More Than Inflation

BBC TV Licence Fee To Rise By More Than Inflation

In a major departure from usual government policy, the BBC has been given the green light to raise the annual TV licence fee by 'considerably more than inflation', according to a highly placed government source. It is understood that high level ne...
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Funny story: Kids listening to your MP3s? There's an app for that

Kids listening to your MP3s? There's an app for that

With modern cars, such as the iKia, coming with iPhone docks integrating the iPhone into the car's music and navigation systems, drivers with kids are faced with a stark reality: either select all of the songs that are 'safe' for kids to listen to an...
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Funny story: Govt Bans All Websites, Says Internet will continue to be 'free'

Govt Bans All Websites, Says Internet will continue to be 'free'

In a late-breaking development - delayed because the official Government Spokesperson Mooster Mukharjoy arrived two hours behind schedule at the Readers' Building in Newer Delhi - the government announced a blanket ban on all websites across the subc...
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Funny story: The New Blackout Law Will Extend to China, Expert Says

The New Blackout Law Will Extend to China, Expert Says

We recently spoke with an expert about the new Blackout Law that is being introduced in Congress. The new law is aimed at making sure that United States citizens can no longer own, go to, or even remotely talk about, websites that support online p...
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Funny story: Bob Dylan Caves-in to Chinese Censors...Agrees to Revise Set List for His Asian Tour

Bob Dylan Caves-in to Chinese Censors...Agrees to Revise Set List for His Asian Tour

Bob Dylan's ongoing Asian tour was almost stopped dead in its tracks yesterday, when Chinese censors disapproved of some of the legendary singer's songs. At first, Dylan resisted changing any of his classic tunes to pacify Chinese officials. But a...
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Funny story: High levels of Census Completion Disorder (CCD) are being found all over the United Kingdom!

High levels of Census Completion Disorder (CCD) are being found all over the United Kingdom!

All over the United Kingdom, the citizens in their droves are experiencing a new phenomenon called Census Completion Disorder (CCD). CCD is a nervous complaint caused by reading and attempting to fill in the UKs 2011 compulsory Census. Not withstanding that filling in the Census is against the Data Protection Act, where UK citizens have the right to refuse their data being held on a computer...
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Funny story: Parents Television Council Shows its True Skin

Parents Television Council Shows its True Skin

Los Angeles, January 23, 2011. On Thursday, the Parents Television Council issued a warning about the Viacom/MTV series Skins. It concluded: "Skins may well be the most dangerous television show for children that we have ever seen." I rushed right over to the PTC office to interview two of its Board members, Neon J. Vile, Chairman, and Wanky H. Borker, Token Female. When I was shown in, both we...
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Funny story: Wrong Words For The Right Now Time: The Not Nice Ones May Disappear, But The Melody Lingers Wrong

Wrong Words For The Right Now Time: The Not Nice Ones May Disappear, But The Melody Lingers Wrong

NEWARK, NJ - Emboldened by the recently successful attempts of various politically correct watchdog groups to, at long last, finally have the dreaded "N" word removed from Mark Twain's landmark 19th Century All-American literary classic, "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, numerous other "What about us?" players in the growing field of diversified perennial chip on their shoulder ethnic and/or so...
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Funny story: Why Stop at Spaying and Neutering Only Mark Twain?

Why Stop at Spaying and Neutering Only Mark Twain?

They're changing Mark Twain's words in order to be more politically correct. That makes complete sense. But we need to continue this literary purge. No reason, not to tackle Hemingway, Medville, and Dickens. They're all fair game if we want our progeny to develop in a Christian, God-fearing manner. So, let's fix the other classics that surely offend certain populations. Here are some example...
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Funny story: Vivian's Way

Vivian's Way

NEW YORK (AP) - NPR chief, Vivian Schiller, denied that there was anything "mafia-like" in her firing of news man, Juan Williams. "We run a legitimate business here at NPR." When asked why she was not prepared to meet Juan Williams in person w...
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Funny story: Vatican in Hot Water as Neighbors Accuse it of Blocking Internet Access

Vatican in Hot Water as Neighbors Accuse it of Blocking Internet Access

The Vatican is accused of blocking internet access for Italians bordering the tiny sovereign. Hundreds of neighbors have complained that the Holy See is trying to control their online lives. Some of the websites reportedly blocked are protestantp...
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Funny story: Pixelated Penises

Pixelated Penises

AUSTRALIA - The Prime Minister Big Kev and his right hand Stevie Conroy have decided Australia should have the first total ban on anything naughty anywhere. "We must protect the Australian people from anything that I or my mate think is a little...
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Funny story: Writers Protest Over Not Being Able to Put Phuck in the Newspaper

Writers Protest Over Not Being Able to Put Phuck in the Newspaper

"Those candy-assed, lily-livered editorial censorship twits are at it again!" complained the largest group ever assembled of paid newspaper writers that refuse to write for the tabloids. The entire crowd of three, who attended the protest planning...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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