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Funny story: Jim Carrey goes to rehab

Jim Carrey goes to rehab

It appears Jim Carrey is going to rehab for his addiction to red bull energy drinks. Ever since his movie "Yes man" he hasn't been able to stop drinking them. Jim said in an interview "nobody knew I was acting unusual because I'm always crazy. Howeve...
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Funny story: David Beckham, creator of 'Bend it Like Beckham', in promising move to open Rehab Centres.

David Beckham, creator of 'Bend it Like Beckham', in promising move to open Rehab Centres.

Los Angeles, California: LA Galaxy lost 4-3 against rivals San Jose recently. In the final minute of the match, David Beckham was able to 'rehabilitate' an injured player with a 'Bend it Like Beckham' dead ball shot. It was reported that David B...
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Funny story: Demi Moore Enters Celebrity Math Rehab

Demi Moore Enters Celebrity Math Rehab

Palm Springs, CA - Filming began this week for this season's Celebrity Math Rehab where actress Demi Moore, 49, has settled in quite nicely. Moore was the last of the celebrities to join the cast, and only agreed to do so with pressure from many...
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Funny story: Heather Locklear Told To Check Herself Into A Rehab Clinic or Risk Being Deported

Heather Locklear Told To Check Herself Into A Rehab Clinic or Risk Being Deported

LOS ANGELES - Reports out of LaLaLand are that the much troubled actress Heather Locklear has been told that she needs to make arrangements to enter into a rehab clinic. A close, unnamed friend informed Bedroom Pillow Talk that the 50-year-old Loc...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Is Being Touted To Be The Host of The New Reality Show "Home Celebrity Rehab"

Charlie Sheen Is Being Touted To Be The Host of The New Reality Show "Home Celebrity Rehab"

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen says that he has really enjoyed staying out of the limelight lately and added that he has just passed the time sitting back and watching all of the Pepper Spray stuff, the Penn State mess, the fall of Herman Cain, and the...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Finally Admits That She Was Once Addicted To Lip Syncing

Britney Spears Finally Admits That She Was Once Addicted To Lip Syncing

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney Spears just admitted for the first time that she was in fact addicted to lip syncing. The blonde "Oops!...I Did It Again" songstress says that she did not really realize that she had a lip syncing disorder which is known...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Funeral Uproar - Death Marred By Political Interference

Amy Winehouse Funeral Uproar - Death Marred By Political Interference

Fans of Amy Winehouse reacted with outrage around the world today as it emerged that the UK government are taking steps to ensure the stars body is disposed of in a "safe and dignified manner". In another world exclusive, I am able to report the f...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Dead: Singer Found At Home In Suspected Overdose

Amy Winehouse Dead: Singer Found At Home In Suspected Overdose

Smack Rat Amy Winehouse was today found dead in her North London pad. The R'N'B star was today confirmed to have been found in a pool of her own vomit, surrounded by dirty socks and needles.Although authorities are keeping tight lipped about events e...
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Funny story: After Throwing Weiner Under the Bus, Obama Throws Him A Bone: "I'm Sure Anthony Will Pop Back up Soon!"

After Throwing Weiner Under the Bus, Obama Throws Him A Bone: "I'm Sure Anthony Will Pop Back up Soon!"

Just when you thought Weinergate was going to fade away, along comes President Obama who all but guarantees A. Weiner will be back in politics as soon as he "comes to grips with his little personal problem!" It was obvious with his televised remar...
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Funny story: US Court System At Breaking Point

US Court System At Breaking Point

A leading US judge has warned that the court system is at breaking point due to the amount of time spent on dealing with cases brought against Lindsay Lohan. The troubled singer and actress appeared in court more than 354 times in March on such di...
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Funny story: Grumpy Happy as Doc Gets Dopey then Sent to Celebrity Rehab

Grumpy Happy as Doc Gets Dopey then Sent to Celebrity Rehab

Snow White and the seven dwarfs are back in the news after fifteen years of living in comfort and relative obscurity in their own private Hollywood Hills complex. Despite lucrative profit sharing from their last re-mastered DVD release, the troubles...
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Funny story: Michaele Salahi Snorts Heroin to Get Back on Celebrity Rehab

Michaele Salahi Snorts Heroin to Get Back on Celebrity Rehab

Michaele Salahi was recently kicked off the reality show Celebrity Rehab due to the fact that she couldn't produce a discernable addiction. Now, her husband Tareq has threatened to sue if they don't take her back. The Salahis claim that Michaele...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen: I Hate Girlfriends Who Won't Let You Pee In The Sink

Charlie Sheen: I Hate Girlfriends Who Won't Let You Pee In The Sink

According to a fellow patient at a rehab where they were also treating Charlie Sheen, Sheen told him he hated having to go to all the trouble of lifting a toilet lid in a bathroom when the sink was "right there waiting for you." He also told me th...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Finally Decides To Enter Rehab - Gets Demi Lovato's Old Room

Charlie Sheen Finally Decides To Enter Rehab - Gets Demi Lovato's Old Room

LOS ANGELES - After a full week of non-stop partying the star of Two and A Half Men, the number one rated comedy show on television, Charlie Sheen has finally decided to enter a rehab clinic. Tittle Tattle Tonight reported that Carlos Irwin Esteve...
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Funny story: Apple Signs Lindsay Lohan to Market the New APod

Apple Signs Lindsay Lohan to Market the New APod

Unable to keep a lid on the secretive and lucrative contract or the development of their newest product, insiders at Apple's marketing department were giddy at the opportunity to feature Ms. Lohan pitching their newest technology, the AnklePod or "AP...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Gets Caught, Making a Break For It. Battles With Betty Ford Counselor.

Lindsay Lohan Gets Caught, Making a Break For It. Battles With Betty Ford Counselor.

Lindsay Lohan, America's sweetheart/bad girl was caught by one of the Betty Ford staff, making a break for it, with one of her girlfriends to go out boozing it up. Lindsay, who has been court ordered, to go to an extended stay in a rehab might no...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan In Rehab Rampage Rummaging for Cat Nip!

Lindsay Lohan In Rehab Rampage Rummaging for Cat Nip!

Lindsay Lohan, Hollywood's most confused former teen idol, was said to have gone on a rampage whilst still undergoing rehab in one of Beverly Hill's most exclusive get aways for wayward souls. According to an inside source, the clinic, said to be...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's "RehabGate" - The Behind-The-Scenes Story

Lindsay Lohan's "RehabGate" - The Behind-The-Scenes Story

LOS ANGELES - One of the custodians at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic where Lindsay Lohan has been confined spoke with a reporter for Left Coast Mirror Magazine about the freckled face diva-prima donna. Enzo Rudolphowitz, 49, said that he s...
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