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Funny story: Top chef simmers ribs

Top chef simmers ribs

Celebrity chef Gordon Pansay suffered several minor injuries at his restaurant in a heated incident yesterday. True to form, Gordon was leaning over the hot plates, intent on swearing at junior staff. But the hot plates were still red hot and sear...
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Funny story: Saturday Kitchen Chef Unveils Radical New Cuisine

Saturday Kitchen Chef Unveils Radical New Cuisine

One of the country's top chefs surprised the UK TV audience by unveiling his latest ideas on Saturday Kitchen today. Kenwood Le Creuset, who cooks at the world-famous Top Nosh, has been awarded four Dunlop stars for his unique take on Mexican-Kore...
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Funny story: Snakes explain Chef's language

Snakes explain Chef's language

King Cobra's are a delicacy in Vietnam and celebrity chef, Ruddy Gore, on a recent visit, ate a King Cobra. Cobras are renowned as venomous. They spit and curse in a language only Slitherers can understand. The only trouble is that the effect of t...
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Funny story: Celebrity Chefs Carry Out Hostile Takeover of UK plc

Celebrity Chefs Carry Out Hostile Takeover of UK plc

In a move that seems to run counter to current developments in the Middle East, a group of celebrity chefs, that include: Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsey and Heston Blumenthal, have carried out a hostile military takeover of the Palace of Westminster.
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Funny story: Jamie Oliver to release 30 second cook book

Jamie Oliver to release 30 second cook book

After the success of his 'Meals in 30 minutes' cookbook Jamie Oliver is to launch his new book which will show busy, working people how to get a meal on the table in 30 seconds. Section 1 involves practising ordering a pizza on the phone.."clear d...
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Funny story: Jamie Oliver's new series on African school dinners branded "distasteful"

Jamie Oliver's new series on African school dinners branded "distasteful"

Jamie Oliver's African School Dinners has been attacked as "distasteful" and "a step too far". The show, which sees the tireless campaigner and occasional chef investigating the state of nutrition in educational institutions throughout the contine...
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Funny story: The Name's Bux, Danielle Bux. And Don't You Forget It

The Name's Bux, Danielle Bux. And Don't You Forget It

London, UK - She may have been evicted from Hell's Kitchen by public vote, but Gary Lineker's 'glamorous' girlfriend left celeb chef Marco Pierre White in no doubt whatever about the size of her overinflated ego when he appeared to forget her surname...
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Funny story: Michelin Starred Restaurant Reopens following Norovirus Outbreak

Michelin Starred Restaurant Reopens following Norovirus Outbreak

A Michelin-starred celebrity chef has reopened his exclusive restaurant, with a new menu he claims is even more ground-breaking than before. The chef, who has previously wowed diners with delights including egg-and-bacon ice cream and snail porrid...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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