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Anthony Bourdain Accidentally Eats A 'National Treasure'

Funny story: Anthony Bourdain Accidentally Eats A 'National Treasure'

Anthony Bourdain, the star of CNN's "Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown" was criticized by the Chinese Government yesterday for accidentally hunting down and eating Ling Pao, China's most celebrated panda. "Well ​first off, I was really drunk," Mr.

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Chef Celebrity Gordon Ramsay Calls it Quits!

Funny story: Chef Celebrity Gordon Ramsay Calls it Quits!

LONDON, ENGLAND - A spokesman for Celebrity Scottish Chef, Gordon Ramsay, announced today that Ramsay is calling it quits. Ramsay, 47, whose restaurants have been awarded 15 Michelin Stars, is retiring and turning all 26 of his worldwide restaur...

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Top chef simmers ribs

Celebrity chef Gordon Pansay suffered several minor injuries at his restaurant in a heated incident yesterday. True to form, Gordon was leaning over the hot plates, intent on swearing at junior staff. But the hot plates were still red hot and sear...

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Saturday Kitchen Chef Unveils Radical New Cuisine

Funny story: Saturday Kitchen Chef Unveils Radical New Cuisine

One of the country's top chefs surprised the UK TV audience by unveiling his latest ideas on Saturday Kitchen today. Kenwood Le Creuset, who cooks at the world-famous Top Nosh, has been awarded four Dunlop stars for his unique take on Mexican-Kore...

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Snakes explain Chef's language

Funny story: Snakes explain Chef's language

King Cobra's are a delicacy in Vietnam and celebrity chef, Ruddy Gore, on a recent visit, ate a King Cobra. Cobras are renowned as venomous. They spit and curse in a language only Slitherers can understand. The only trouble is that the effect of t...

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Celebrity Chefs Carry Out Hostile Takeover of UK plc

Funny story: Celebrity Chefs Carry Out Hostile Takeover of UK plc

In a move that seems to run counter to current developments in the Middle East, a group of celebrity chefs, that include: Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsey and Heston Blumenthal, have carried out a hostile military takeover of the Palace of Westminster.

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Jamie Oliver to release 30 second cook book

Funny story: Jamie Oliver to release 30 second cook book

After the success of his 'Meals in 30 minutes' cookbook Jamie Oliver is to launch his new book which will show busy, working people how to get a meal on the table in 30 seconds. Section 1 involves practising ordering a pizza on the phone.."clear d...

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Jamie Oliver's new series on African school dinners branded "distasteful"

Jamie Oliver's African School Dinners has been attacked as "distasteful" and "a step too far". The show, which sees the tireless campaigner and occasional chef investigating the state of nutrition in educational institutions throughout the contine...

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The Name's Bux, Danielle Bux. And Don't You Forget It

Funny story: The Name's Bux, Danielle Bux. And Don't You Forget It

London, UK - She may have been evicted from Hell's Kitchen by public vote, but Gary Lineker's 'glamorous' girlfriend left celeb chef Marco Pierre White in no doubt whatever about the size of her overinflated ego when he appeared to forget her surname...

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Michelin Starred Restaurant Reopens following Norovirus Outbreak

Funny story: Michelin Starred Restaurant Reopens following Norovirus Outbreak

A Michelin-starred celebrity chef has reopened his exclusive restaurant, with a new menu he claims is even more ground-breaking than before. The chef, who has previously wowed diners with delights including egg-and-bacon ice cream and snail porrid...

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