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Funny story: Animal Rights Group Wants The Practice of Cattle Branding Stopped

Animal Rights Group Wants The Practice of Cattle Branding Stopped

NORFOLK, Virginia - The executive director of a large animal welfare charity commented that due to the recent headlines involving cattle rancher Cliven Bundy her organization plans to revisit the age old practice of cattle branding. Ms. Mimosa Led...
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Funny story: Harry Reid: Cliven Bundy Is A Lawbreaker and The USA Will Not Tolerate Lawbreakers

Harry Reid: Cliven Bundy Is A Lawbreaker and The USA Will Not Tolerate Lawbreakers

RENO, Nevada - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid talked with Sinclair Petaluma of Political Salad Bar Magazine and expressed his disgust at the Cliven Bundy Circus. Reid remarked to Petaluma that he would like to know what the hell 67-year-old Bun...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Would Make A Great Senator

Rush Limbaugh Says That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Would Make A Great Senator

NEW YORK CITY - Nevada cattle rancher Cliven Bundy has just about received more publicity than some of the cattleman of the Old West including John Chisum, Charles Goodnight, and Richard King, owner of the one million acre King Ranch in south Texas.
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Funny story: President Obama Wanted To Sell Nevada Rancher Cliven Bundy's Cattle To North Korea

President Obama Wanted To Sell Nevada Rancher Cliven Bundy's Cattle To North Korea

WASHINGTON, D.C. - American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that the 402 head of cattle that the Nevada Bureau of Land Management had confiscated from rancher Cliven Bundy were going to be sold to North Korea. President Obama had talked to a repre...
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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona Tells Nevada Rancher Cliven Bundy He Can Graze His Cattle In Her State Free of Charge

Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona Tells Nevada Rancher Cliven Bundy He Can Graze His Cattle In Her State Free of Charge

PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer contacted Nevada cattle rancher Cliven Bundy and told him that she is proud of him for standing up to the federal government. The dishwater blonde said that she may be a lame duck governor but deep down inside...
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Funny story: Japan Wants To Buy 1,000 Longhorn Cattle From Texas

Japan Wants To Buy 1,000 Longhorn Cattle From Texas

TOKYO - The government of Japan has just sent a message to the owner of one of the largest longhorn cattle ranches in the state of Texas about purchasing some cattle. The Japanese people have fallen in love with fajitas[Pronounced FA-HE-TUS], whic...
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Funny story: Scientists State That There Are Cattle On Saturn

Scientists State That There Are Cattle On Saturn

CARPINTERIA, California - Two of America's leading scientists were speaking at an assembly of Planetary Science students at Left Coast College. Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich and Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser revealed an astounding fact to the students...
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Funny story: Farmer saves buttocks from floods

Farmer saves buttocks from floods

During the recent floods in Yorkshire, local farmer Henry Shawtass managed to keep his buttocks dry whilst rescuing sheep from his flooded fields. Mr Shawtass - who is only 5 ft tall - went back to borrow his wife's high-heeled wellington...
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Funny story: Governor Rick Perry Is Fed Up With Fellow Texan Ron Paul And He Has A Big Shocking Surprise For The 'Old Geezer'

Governor Rick Perry Is Fed Up With Fellow Texan Ron Paul And He Has A Big Shocking Surprise For The 'Old Geezer'

NORTH PLATTE, Nebraska - Texas Governor Rick Perry was up in Nebraska on a beef cattle selling business trip. The Lone Star state governor deals with one of the biggest steak providers in the entire nation Steaks 'R' Us. Governor Perry estimat...
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Funny story: Standing Room Only on Cryan Air

Standing Room Only on Cryan Air

Budget Airline, Cryan Air, are to introduce a new cattle class to their budget flights. Previously, first class on Cryan Air was getting leg room with your seat, now it is to be actually getting a seat. In an effort to increase dwindling profit...
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Funny story: Paraguayan Kidnappers Feast On Demands.

Paraguayan Kidnappers Feast On Demands.

The stakes in a stand off between Paraguayan kidnappers who snatched a local rancher have been upped this morning. The kidnappers are demanding over £3 million for the farmers release and have already called for thirty of his cattle to be given to...
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Funny story: Michele Bachmann: Reduce Farming Costs by Feeding Cattle Liberals

Michele Bachmann: Reduce Farming Costs by Feeding Cattle Liberals

Minneapolis, Minn. -- In an interview with a Twin Cities' radio station today, Minnesota rep. Michele Bachmann floated the idea of providing struggling American farmers with free feed and fertilizer consisting of ground up liberals. "It's a win/w...
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Funny story: Stem-cell technology allows animal-free meat

Stem-cell technology allows animal-free meat

While poorly educated societies living under constant fear of Mad Cow Disease and Avian Flu grapple with the concept of eating cloned beef, a Green approach for supplying the ever-increasing global market with meat products is receiving little attent...
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Funny story: Cash & moolah: Your friend, the lowly coin

Cash & moolah: Your friend, the lowly coin

The lowly coin started life in 3000BC by Egyptian slave-monkeys who needed a way to barter for drinks that their evil overlords would deny them. Back then, the 1 pence piece was formed with cattle dung and spittle, curved into a crude circular shape. Even now, some coins are made using dung and spittle - the 1 Euro coin is the best example.
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