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Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid Suggests To President Obama That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Needs To Be Deported

Funny story: Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid Suggests To President Obama That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Needs To Be Deported

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Harry Reid has stated that he is fed up with one Cliven Bundy thinking that he is above the law. The House Majority Leader speaking to reporters said that the 67-year-old codger truly believes in his heart and mind that he is ri...

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Animal Rights Group Wants The Practice of Cattle Branding Stopped

Funny story: Animal Rights Group Wants The Practice of Cattle Branding Stopped

NORFOLK, Virginia - The executive director of a large animal welfare charity commented that due to the recent headlines involving cattle rancher Cliven Bundy her organization plans to revisit the age old practice of cattle branding. Ms. Mimosa Led...

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Harry Reid: Cliven Bundy Is A Lawbreaker and The USA Will Not Tolerate Lawbreakers

Funny story: Harry Reid: Cliven Bundy Is A Lawbreaker and The USA Will Not Tolerate Lawbreakers

RENO, Nevada - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid talked with Sinclair Petaluma of Political Salad Bar Magazine and expressed his disgust at the Cliven Bundy Circus. Reid remarked to Petaluma that he would like to know what the hell 67-year-old Bun...

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Rush Limbaugh Says That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Would Make A Great Senator

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Would Make A Great Senator

NEW YORK CITY - Nevada cattle rancher Cliven Bundy has just about received more publicity than some of the cattleman of the Old West including John Chisum, Charles Goodnight, and Richard King, owner of the one million acre King Ranch in south Texas.

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President Obama Wanted To Sell Nevada Rancher Cliven Bundy's Cattle To North Korea

Funny story: President Obama Wanted To Sell Nevada Rancher Cliven Bundy's Cattle To North Korea

WASHINGTON, D.C. - American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that the 402 head of cattle that the Nevada Bureau of Land Management had confiscated from rancher Cliven Bundy were going to be sold to North Korea. President Obama had talked to a repre...

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Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona Tells Nevada Rancher Cliven Bundy He Can Graze His Cattle In Her State Free of Charge

Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona Tells Nevada Rancher Cliven Bundy He Can Graze His Cattle In Her State Free of Charge

PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer contacted Nevada cattle rancher Cliven Bundy and told him that she is proud of him for standing up to the federal government. The dishwater blonde said that she may be a lame duck governor but deep down inside...

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Japan Wants To Buy 1,000 Longhorn Cattle From Texas

Funny story: Japan Wants To Buy 1,000 Longhorn Cattle From Texas

TOKYO - The government of Japan has just sent a message to the owner of one of the largest longhorn cattle ranches in the state of Texas about purchasing some cattle. The Japanese people have fallen in love with fajitas[Pronounced FA-HE-TUS], whic...

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Scientists State That There Are Cattle On Saturn

Funny story: Scientists State That There Are Cattle On Saturn

CARPINTERIA, California - Two of America's leading scientists were speaking at an assembly of Planetary Science students at Left Coast College. Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich and Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser revealed an astounding fact to the students...

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Farmer saves buttocks from floods

During the recent floods in Yorkshire, local farmer Henry Shawtass managed to keep his buttocks dry whilst rescuing sheep from his flooded fields. Mr Shawtass - who is only 5 ft tall - went back to borrow his wife's high-heeled wellington...

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Governor Rick Perry Is Fed Up With Fellow Texan Ron Paul And He Has A Big Shocking Surprise For The 'Old Geezer'

Funny story: Governor Rick Perry Is Fed Up With Fellow Texan Ron Paul And He Has A Big Shocking Surprise For The 'Old Geezer'

NORTH PLATTE, Nebraska - Texas Governor Rick Perry was up in Nebraska on a beef cattle selling business trip. The Lone Star state governor deals with one of the biggest steak providers in the entire nation Steaks 'R' Us. Governor Perry estimat...

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Standing Room Only on Cryan Air

Funny story: Standing Room Only on Cryan Air

Budget Airline, Cryan Air, are to introduce a new cattle class to their budget flights. Previously, first class on Cryan Air was getting leg room with your seat, now it is to be actually getting a seat. In an effort to increase dwindling profit...

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Paraguayan Kidnappers Feast On Demands.

Funny story: Paraguayan Kidnappers Feast On Demands.

The stakes in a stand off between Paraguayan kidnappers who snatched a local rancher have been upped this morning. The kidnappers are demanding over £3 million for the farmers release and have already called for thirty of his cattle to be given to...

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Michele Bachmann: Reduce Farming Costs by Feeding Cattle Liberals

Funny story: Michele Bachmann: Reduce Farming Costs by Feeding Cattle Liberals

Minneapolis, Minn. -- In an interview with a Twin Cities' radio station today, Minnesota rep. Michele Bachmann floated the idea of providing struggling American farmers with free feed and fertilizer consisting of ground up liberals. "It's a win/w...

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Stem-cell technology allows animal-free meat

Funny story: Stem-cell technology allows animal-free meat

While poorly educated societies living under constant fear of Mad Cow Disease and Avian Flu grapple with the concept of eating cloned beef, a Green approach for supplying the ever-increasing global market with meat products is receiving little attent...

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Cash & moolah: Your friend, the lowly coin

Funny story: Cash & moolah: Your friend, the lowly coin

The lowly coin started life in 3000BC by Egyptian slave-monkeys who needed a way to barter for drinks that their evil overlords would deny them. Back then, the 1 pence piece was formed with cattle dung and spittle, curved into a crude circular shape. Even now, some coins are made using dung and spittle - the 1 Euro coin is the best example.

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

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