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Catherine Zeta Jones Says She's Ending Her May-December Marriage To Michael Douglas

Funny story: Catherine Zeta Jones Says She's Ending Her May-December Marriage To Michael Douglas

NEW YORK CITY - Catherine Zeta Jones stated to The Right Coast Revue that her being bipolar has nothing to do with her having decided to end her 13-year marriage to Michael Douglas. Catherine did say that she has always been superstitious about th...

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Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Headed For May-December Splitsville

Funny story: Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Headed For May-December Splitsville

EL SEGUNDO, California - Michael Douglas was recently seen at The Second Base Bar in El Segundo. The actor was sitting in a private booth all by himself. A close friend, who did not want her name mentioned, stated that Michael, 68, has confided in...

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World wide Welsh celebrate Swansea Capital One Cup Final win

Funny story: World wide Welsh celebrate Swansea Capital One Cup Final win

Welsh people around the world today reacted with glee as they rejoiced the first ever trophy for Swansea Football Club in their centenary year. Michael Douglas, an American actor with two first names and no surname, married to actress Catherine Ze...

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Catherine Zeta-Jones Enters The Hi Yo Silver Kemo Sabe Rehab Clinic

Funny story: Catherine Zeta-Jones Enters The Hi Yo Silver Kemo Sabe Rehab Clinic

NAUGATUCK, Connecticut - Catherine Zeta-Jones the wife of Michael Douglas has checked into one of the most popular (and expensive) rehab clinics on the entire Right Coast. And almost immediately the rumor mills started churning out the reasons for...

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Sir Catherine Zeta-Jones, CBE, Says Michael Douglas Near End Of Chemotherapy; Will Die This Month?

Funny story: Sir Catherine Zeta-Jones, CBE, Says Michael Douglas Near End Of Chemotherapy; Will Die This Month?

Sir Catherine Zeta-Jones, CBE, a Knight of the Round Table*, is waving goodbye to Michael Douglas' chemotherapy regimen, and his weather, old, flabby ass, as she marks the days when she can put that fossil in a pine box, probate his formidable Will,...

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Catherine Zeta Jones CBE Bent over The Kitchen Sink More Appealing Than World Cup Say Fans

A recent survey has established that most males would prefer newly CBE'd Welsh sex symbol Catherine Zeta Jones to be provocatively bent over their kitchen sink than watch the World Cup football. It appears that these unspoken feelings were first b...

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Katherine Zeta-Jones Says That Her Rough Looking Face Is Due To Stress

Funny story: Katherine Zeta-Jones Says That Her Rough Looking Face Is Due To Stress

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Katherine Zeta-Jones says that her recent rough facial appearance is due to recent bouts of unbounded stress. The actress, who readily admits that she is still stunningly beautiful, confessed that she has gained four pounds withi...

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Catherine Zeta-Jones / Carina-Eta on Broadway

Funny story: Catherine Zeta-Jones / Carina-Eta on Broadway

With dual personality traits revealed on stage during her recent Broadway premier, Catherine Zeta-Jones was forced to answer questions about styles of speech and mannerisms matching those of famous satirical writer Carina-Eta. Names seemingly desi...

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Zeta Jones Goes Topless To Appease Terminally Ill Tosser

Funny story: Zeta Jones Goes Topless To Appease Terminally Ill Tosser

In her tireless quest for charitable works, human decency, and one eye on the publicity machine, Catherine Zeta Jones, wife of that old guy actor who was in 'The Streets Of San Francisco' on TV before starring in 'Romancing The Stone' on the silver s...

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Keira Knightley makes bizarre love pact

Funny story: Keira Knightley makes bizarre love pact

British actress Keira Nightly says she won't marry boyfriend Rupert Fiend because she's been married "too often" in movies and "has too many children".

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Leper Colony officially opened by Hollywood mayor

Funny story: Leper Colony officially opened by Hollywood mayor

A celebrity leper colony had it's opening ceremony performed yesterday in Burbank, Hollywood.

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Kate Middleton takes the biscuit of tawdry slappers worst dressed list

Funny story: Kate Middleton takes the biscuit of tawdry slappers worst dressed list

London - (Ass Mess): Rupert Murdoch's cookie division Fox's Biscuits has voted Kate Middleton the top English fag hag to grab tabloid headlines in its annual list of worst dressed old slappers feigning relationships with wannabe heterosexual...

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