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Rosie O'Donnell To Play 'The Susan Boyle Story?

Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell To Play 'The Susan Boyle Story?

Except for the weight problem, no one really expected Rosie O' Donnell to play the 52-year-old singer. "I can lip sync the songs. I can do a good job with all the material Susan has", stated O'Donnell. "Leave it to me. I'll do a good job. It's a...

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Bachelor Contestant ostracized after claiming to be "on show to make friends"

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - ABC's The Bachelor contestant Chantelle Martinee was spurned by her former castmates during the 2-hour season finale event, The Ladies Continue to Fight After the Final Picnic on the Beach, Part 4. Martinee, a 21-year-o...

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The Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler Feud Is Getting Downright Nasty!

Funny story: The Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler Feud Is Getting Downright Nasty!

HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers recently said that if Chelsea Handler wants to get into a catfight with her then she will find out exactly how viciously mean a Yiddish cat can really be. The woman who has more plastic in her body than a whole platoon of l...

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Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman to Stage Catfightl! PICA Up in Arms! Kim Kardashian to Referee

Funny story: Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman to Stage Catfightl! PICA Up in Arms! Kim Kardashian to Referee

Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman camps have agreed to terms for an old fashioned Catfight, to settle recent disharmony. "I know in Alaska we'd just duke it out and get it over with," said Sarah, "Its what having freedom and democracy is all about.

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Madonna Says That Jennifer Aniston's Baby Making Hopes Have Left The Building

Funny story: Madonna Says That Jennifer Aniston's Baby Making Hopes Have Left The Building

BROOKLYN - It is pretty much generally believed that once a woman hits 40, her chances of having a baby become somewhat astronomical. And that is precisely what caused the recent catfight between Madonna and Jennifer Aniston at Brooklyn's Johnny A...

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Scarlett Johansson Slaps Gwyenth Paltrow!

Funny story: Scarlett Johansson Slaps Gwyenth Paltrow!

Where's Iron Man? Two of his female co-stars are fighting like cats and ...well, cats. First they refused to answer any questions from reporters on what has been going on between them and why the fur then suddenly began flying! Next thing you k...

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Grandma Lee and Barbara Padilla in Huge Catfight!

Funny story: Grandma Lee and Barbara Padilla in Huge Catfight!

LOS ANGELES, CA, SEPTEMBER 11, 2009 …… Grandma Lee's remarks to Barbara Padilla backstage at the America's Got Talent Semi-Finals clearly hit a nerve for the always composed lyric soprano, widely considered the contest frontrunner. "Grandma Lee w...

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Madame Bitters and Chamone Catfight at Spoof Picnic!

Funny story: Madame Bitters and Chamone Catfight at Spoof Picnic!

Tallahassee, FL-- Writers for the UK based website, theSpoof.com got more than they bargained for at this year's Spoof picnic when a catfight broke out between two female Spoofers. The brawling babes, Madame Bitters, age 27 and Chamone, age 19, ar...

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Adam Lambert, Carrie Prejean Catfight Turns Heads in Fashion Alley

Funny story: Adam Lambert, Carrie Prejean Catfight Turns Heads in Fashion Alley

SAN DIEGO, CA - Security guards at San Diego's popular Fashion Alley Shopping Mall had a tough time separating Carrie Prejean and Adam Lambert early Sunday afternoon when a verbal spat between the two became physical. The outdoor food court of Fas...

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Paris Hilton Challenges Sarah Palin to a Catfight!

Funny story: Paris Hilton Challenges Sarah Palin to a Catfight!

Minnesota - Today former V.P. pick Paris Hilton formally challenged Sarah Palin to a catfight. Paris Hilton whom McCain had previously picked as his running mate, before having her vetted and discovering she had done time (2.5 days) in prison. "I'...

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Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

Funny story: Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

New Cleaverland - It was a sunny day in a New York's Central Park yesterday and peaceful. Oh yes there was the occasional mugging and purse snatching and dope deals, but largely everyone was minding their own business.

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