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Funny story: "Weeper of the House" John Boehner Reveals His Prick Is Also Orange

"Weeper of the House" John Boehner Reveals His Prick Is Also Orange

(District of Columbia) - In an attempt to show that he does not merely masquerade as a person "of color", a tearful John Boehner revealed to 60.5 Minutes that he does in fact have an orange penis as well. "I used to get so inspired by Oprah Winfre...
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Funny story: Carrots to be reclassified as a Class C Substance

Carrots to be reclassified as a Class C Substance

The ConDem government are to reclassify carrots as a Class C Substance after recent research highlighted their euphoric properties when smoked. "Although carrots are extremely tricky to light," said science spokesperson, Niacin Folate, "once they...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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