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Funny story: Carrot Voted As Swedish Ambassador

Carrot Voted As Swedish Ambassador

The Swedish Parliament has voted for a carrot to be the new Swedish ambassador. In second and third place were a cat and a Bob Marley CD. The Swedish Prime Minister said in a press conference that appearances can mislead and that the carrot is...
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Funny story: "Weeper of the House" John Boehner Reveals His Prick Is Also Orange

"Weeper of the House" John Boehner Reveals His Prick Is Also Orange

(District of Columbia) - In an attempt to show that he does not merely masquerade as a person "of color", a tearful John Boehner revealed to 60.5 Minutes that he does in fact have an orange penis as well. "I used to get so inspired by Oprah Winfre...
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Funny story: Carrots to be reclassified as a Class C Substance

Carrots to be reclassified as a Class C Substance

The ConDem government are to reclassify carrots as a Class C Substance after recent research highlighted their euphoric properties when smoked. "Although carrots are extremely tricky to light," said science spokesperson, Niacin Folate, "once they...
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