The Swedish Parliament has voted for a carrot to be the new Swedish ambassador.
In second and third place were a cat and a Bob Marley CD.
The Swedish Prime Minister said in a press conference that appearances can mislead and that the carrot is...
(District of Columbia) - In an attempt to show that he does not merely masquerade as a person "of color", a tearful John Boehner revealed to 60.5 Minutes that he does in fact have an orange penis as well.
"I used to get so inspired by Oprah Winfre...
The ConDem government are to reclassify carrots as a Class C Substance after recent research highlighted their euphoric properties when smoked.
"Although carrots are extremely tricky to light," said science spokesperson, Niacin Folate, "once they...
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