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Funny story: President Obama Is Upset With Vice-President Joe Biden For Making Mother-In-Law Jokes In Front of Michelle's Mama

President Obama Is Upset With Vice-President Joe Biden For Making Mother-In-Law Jokes In Front of Michelle's Mama

WASHINGTON D.C. - Word filtering out of the White House is that President Barack Obama is not a happy camper. It seems that the other day during a White House State Dinner in honor of France's First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Vice-President Biden in...
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Funny story: David Cameron reconsiders Euro Veto after rumours of 'wife swapping club'

David Cameron reconsiders Euro Veto after rumours of 'wife swapping club'

David Cameron has secretly reconsidered his decision to veto the Eurozone agreement, not because Coalition Deputy Prime Minister Nick Flegg threw a wobbly and poured arsenick in his tea but because he overheard the French foreign minister talking abo...
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Funny story: The Sad Story of Pamplona, Spain's Running of The Bulls

The Sad Story of Pamplona, Spain's Running of The Bulls

PAMPLONA, Spain - The Pamplona Chamber of Commerce has revealed that for the first time in its history the chamber has found itself in the red. Chamber of Commerce President Ricardo Bernardo Machismo, 47, spoke at a recent meeting and informed the...
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Funny story: The First Lady Michelle Obama's White House Legal Council Explains All The Fuss About The So-Called Illegal Accordion Gift

The First Lady Michelle Obama's White House Legal Council Explains All The Fuss About The So-Called Illegal Accordion Gift

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama, the nation's First Lady, or First Mama, as her husband President Barack Obama calls her, is extremely upset at what she is calling unfounded findings regarding alleged allegations about a so-called illegal gift whic...
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Funny story: No anaesthetic as surgeons prepare to remove Ed Milliband tonsils

No anaesthetic as surgeons prepare to remove Ed Milliband tonsils

London - A National Executive Committee hypnotherapisst will knock out the Labour leader with the power of auto-suggestion, it has been revealed. Milliband, 69, has long complained about a 'frog inside his throat' - thought to be a leftover from a...
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Funny story: France Surrenders To Libya

France Surrenders To Libya

Paris, France-- President Nicholas Sarkozy of France has announced his country's total surrender to Libya. The sudden announcement caught everyone by surprise, especially President Obama and Prime Minister David Cameron. The two other leaders were...
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Funny story: Todd Palin Expresses Concern About His Wife Sarah - He Says She Told Him She Saw The Japanese Earthquake From Their Front Porch

Todd Palin Expresses Concern About His Wife Sarah - He Says She Told Him She Saw The Japanese Earthquake From Their Front Porch

WASILLA, Alaska - The husband of the former governor of Alaska has stated that he is really starting to get worried about the mental and emotional state of his wife. Todd Palin spoke to a reporter for USA DAYBREAK and said that the day after the 8.9 earthquake hit Japan, his wife was in the kitchen cooking some chicken fried moose balls. Todd was sitting in the living room reading The Wasill...
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Funny story: Carla Bruni to write new French National Anthem

Carla Bruni to write new French National Anthem

The French public have been taken by surprise following the announcement that Carla Bruni has been commissioned to write a new national anthem. A recent poll revealed that most French were quite happy with The Marseillaise (The jolly one that goes...
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Funny story: Brigitte Bardot To Run Against French President Nicolas Sarkozy In 2012

Brigitte Bardot To Run Against French President Nicolas Sarkozy In 2012

PARIS - Brigitte Bardot retired from making films in 1973 to become a full time animal rights activist. And in that time she has helped to save the wandering whales off the coast of Wales, the pigskin dolphins off the coast of Miami, and the French f...
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Funny story: Carla Bruni Banned From State Visit To Vatican

Carla Bruni Banned From State Visit To Vatican

The Vatican ordered Carla Bruni not to accompany her husband, French President Nicolas Sarkozi, on a state visit to the Roman Catholic HQ. Officially, the reason given was that nude and scantily-clad pictures of the former model and singer would b...
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Funny story: Paris runs out of bread: to blame Woody Allen and Carla Bruni

Paris runs out of bread: to blame Woody Allen and Carla Bruni

The famous long, thin and crispy French baguette, so loved by visitors to France, has disappeared from the shelves of Paris bakeries. This was something which last happened 221 years ago (1789) and which sparked off the French Revolution and resulted...
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Funny story: OMG! Anna Chapman is Carla Bruni's daughter!

OMG! Anna Chapman is Carla Bruni's daughter!

Moscow - (Na Zdrawie!): France's Premiere Madame has tested DNA positive for being Anna Chapman's mother, KGB sources said today. That makes the failed 'Ukranian' spook a 99.9% contender for Silvio Berlusconi's grand-daughter, sparking fears of ye...
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Funny story: Carla Bruni rubbishes Vanessa Peronncel maternity jibes

Carla Bruni rubbishes Vanessa Peronncel maternity jibes

Paris - (Trompe l'Oeil): France's Premiere Madame Carla Bruni Sarkozy has hit out at 'ridiculous' taunts that she might be Vanesssa Perroncel's birth mother. "Imbeciles! Just because we are both gorgeous, famous, incredibly talented, sophisticated...
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Funny story: Carla Bruni in KFC!

Carla Bruni in KFC!

France's First Lady Carla Bruni raised eyebrows when she was seen buying a KFC Bargain Bucket on the outskirts of Paris. Sweeping up to the eaterie in a cavalcade of cars, Bruni stunned on-lookers by heading for the popular restaurant. Staff cl...
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Funny story: French President, Sarkozy, Hospitalized with Erection Lasting Over 4-hours

French President, Sarkozy, Hospitalized with Erection Lasting Over 4-hours

Paris, France - French President, Nicolas Sarkozy, collapsed while jogging today. Reports are that it was shortly after he and his wife Carla Bruni-Sarkozy had a lover's quarrel over lovemaking. Sarkozy disclosed to his attending physician at the hos...
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Funny story: Carla Bruni To Edit The Sunday Times

Carla Bruni To Edit The Sunday Times

Michael Jackson look-alike Carla Bruni is to edit the Sunday Times. The expressionless former model was invited by a group of old sleazebags from the esteemed newspaper last month to take on the role after they discovered that they practically dedica...
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Funny story: Silvio Berlusconi is Carla Bruni's father

Silvio Berlusconi is Carla Bruni's father

L'Aquila - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Another massive Opus Dei whopper was laid bare today with the news that sordid Italian mobster PM Silvio Berlusconi is Carla Bruni-Sarkozy's biological father. An FBI paper trail found millions of $$$s from B...
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Funny story: Obama Makes Major Gaffes About Family At G-8 Luncheon

Obama Makes Major Gaffes About Family At G-8 Luncheon

L'Aquia, Italy-- President Obama made two major mistakes at an informal luncheon today for families of the G-8. There wasn't any diplomatic damage done, but President Obama will be spending lots of time in the White House doghouse when he returns to...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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