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EPA to Penalize Failure to Use "Carbon-Free Unicorn Gas"

Funny story: EPA to Penalize Failure to Use "Carbon-Free Unicorn Gas"

SAN FRANCISCO - Corporations which fail to use EPA mandated "Carbon-Free Unicorn Gas" may face almost $7 Million in fines as warnings from the Federal Government were issued with the arrival of a new year. Objections are loud and numerous over a requ...

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Deal reached between scientists and politicians on global warming

Funny story: Deal reached between scientists and politicians on global warming

Beijing - After much 'heated' debate, contributing five tons of carbon dioxide to the atmosphere, scientists and politicians have reached an accord on Global Warming, according to our reporter on the scene. According to reports, city dwellers swe...

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Obesity: A Cure for Climate Change?

Funny story: Obesity: A Cure for Climate Change?

Special to INS - The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) has released the results of a study that sees worldwide obesity as key to reducing carbon emissions and halting climate change. Spokesman Offenscus Contradiscu said that ". . . the...

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Carbon Emission cuts blamed for the Cold Weather

Funny story: Carbon Emission cuts blamed for the Cold Weather

A new study published today shows that cuts in carbon emissions are responsible for the worst winter in over 30 years. Professor Watson from Bognor Rigis Univerity said that the findings were the result of a 10 year study. He explained; "During t...

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Global Warming Over - Carbon Paper Solution!

Funny story: Global Warming Over - Carbon Paper Solution!

In a stunning "Eureka" moment, researchers have realised that the phasing out of carbon paper in the last forty odd years has been the sole cause of global warming. For readers under 40, in a pre-photocopier/printer age the blue/black ink soaked t...

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Olympic Flame Carbon Print Banned By Gore - Plant life Protests.

Funny story: Olympic Flame Carbon Print Banned By Gore - Plant life Protests.

Nutty enviro-MENTAL-ist Al Gore has been shouting all week about the huge Olympic Flame, burning away on top of the Birds Nest Stadium since the 2008 Olympic Games started, but no one has been paying any attention to him - even though he seems to hav...

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Al Gore offers reward to anyone who can get him to keep his big mouth shut about reducing carbon omissions

Funny story: Al Gore offers reward to anyone who can get him to keep his big mouth shut about reducing carbon omissions

Washington, DC - Affectionately known as "Big Mouth Al" among his Chicken Little environmentalists and liberal Hollywood friends, Al Gore recently called on America to reduce carbon emissions by challenging our nation to commit to producing...

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Al Gore Enlists Homeless as Personal Carbon Offsets

Funny story: Al Gore Enlists Homeless as Personal Carbon Offsets

In a compassionate, selfless and ecologically responsible move, former Vice President and environmental leader Al Gore has invited the homeless in the United States to act as his carbon offsets.

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Carbon Dating

Funny story: Carbon Dating

Radiocarbon dating, an innocuous fad scientists had developed decades ago has now turned into a multi-million dollar industry. Hundreds of dating services and sites all over the world now cater to finding people with carbon partners.

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Carbon Shortage?

Chicago, July 3 2050: It's a clear crisp 25 degree Fahrenheit day here in the snowy city, a day before the nation celebrates its 274th birthday, but on the gloomy side the mercantile market in Carbon Dioxide (CO2) has finally collapsed! It is ant...

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Martians To Cut Their Carbon 'Tentacle' Print

Funny story: Martians To Cut Their Carbon 'Tentacle' Print

The atmosphere on Mars consists of 95% carbon dioxide, compared to the 0.038% carbon dioxide in Earth's atmosphere, but the planet is much colder than Earth. However, like most of the other planets in the solar system, Mars has seen a bout of rec...

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007 to be carbon neutral in new film

Funny story: 007 to be carbon neutral in new film

The new Bond film is breaking new ground in many ways. Not content with making Bond gay, the producers have made another important change to 007's behaviour - h...

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Carpooling! on CARB list of Global Warming Solutions for California

Funny story: Carpooling! on CARB list of Global Warming Solutions for California

PRBS Newswire - Sacramento - In what could have been a very anti-climatic Global Warming report, the California Air Resources Board has posted the Draft Staff Report entitled 'Expanded List of Early Action Measures to Reduce Greenhouse Gas Emissi...

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California - Germany in Global Warming Partnership create Green Club

Funny story: California - Germany in Global Warming Partnership create Green Club

PRBS Newswire - Sacramento - Germany is taking the fight on Global Warming to California. The Germafornia plan will reduce Global Warming Emmisions World Wide.

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Carbon Yeti

Funny story: Carbon Yeti

For years unconfirmed reports of a Carbon Yeti have come out America with alarming regularity, but today the most convincing piece of evidence to date has been discovered.

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No one farts at Google

Funny story: No one farts at Google

With various organisations and nations setting goals for reducing their carbon footprint over a period of years or even decades, Google is getting stuck in with a plan to achieve carbon neutrality in six months...

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Company reduces carbon footprint using stilts

Funny story: Company reduces carbon footprint using stilts

As concern for the environment grows, and the impacts of climate change are becoming increasingly alarming, businesses everywhere are looking for new ways to offset their 'carbon footprint' and some are taking drastic measures to reduce their...

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Al Gore to sacrifice body for science

Funny story: Al Gore to sacrifice body for science

WASHINGTON D.C. -- Al Gore has announced his intention to make his entire body carbon neutral using a new medical procedure developed by scientists over the last decade. The radical process called "de-carbonizationating" is the latest expe...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

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