The skull belonging to Richard III found under a car park in Leicester is not his. Historical facts have proven that he never jobbed as a hunchbacked car park attendant, but he has been seen clamping cars around Notre Dame.
The skull actually belo...
In a bid to help Britain's last hidden minority, moves are afoot to provide transsexuals, transvestites and cross dressers with their own car parking spaces.
"Initially," said scheme organiser, Monica Soon, "this will be outside clothes shops on r...
The main car park in Dorking is the subject of the ire of local disabled drivers.
"It used to be free to park in the car-park," said wheelchair bound Hans Klappen. "Now we are being asked to pay and display."
It is not the fact that the disable...
Dorking car-park, the biggest tourist draw in Dorking, is to get some new car-parking spaces.
"We've had the disabled and parent and child spaces for quite some time," said councillor Hampton Herrington. "We've also recently put in the motorcycle...
The Pay and Display car park just off Zig Zag Street in Ventnor is to have it's parking charge raised from fifty pence an hour to sixty pence for fifty-two minutes. The other car parks are likely to follow suit.
"This will kill local trade," said...
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