WASHINGTON, DC - On Sunday, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney criticized the current punishment system and announced that he will revolutionize the death penalty by instituting a new system if elected.
"Public executions are the answer...
In a stunning development yesterday, President Barack Obama has declined to grant clemency to Tom Turkey. The White House press secretary read a written statement which said in part, "I know this decision is going to make me unpopular, but there sim...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--With two executions this week, the U.S. has recorded a total of 46 government-sanctioned murders against citizens in 2011.
Incidentally, the U.S. leads the Americas by the same number, as no other such country in the hemisphere a...
Authorities in Yemen have introduced "Hollyoaks watching" has their main method of execution - for killing all their bastards in prison.
Government Minister, Al Haque Im Hammeem stated in the local press that "We thought that stoning criminals to...
Beijing, China - Apart from the usual communistic practices, China has invented a new method of capital punishment.
A pool is filled with saltwater and the condemned are placed in the pool.
This is done on a day in which storms are expected.
In a shock move to restore popularity, Government Ministers have announced the re-introduction of capital punishment.
The Home Secretary has taken it upon himself, under the Prevention of Terrorism Act, to bring back the rope. "I mean, we can get...
Roger Evans, headmaster at the Westchester Boys Academy in London, has been arrested on charges of killing young student Bobby Simpson. Evans is accused of having the child shot to death by a group of older boys in a military sciences class. The He...
There are suggestions that Gordon Broon is considering the reintroduction of capital punishment in the nation's schools. The moral breakdown of society and the growing lack of discipline in our schools are partly to blame. Broon also needs to find so...
Hanging Tree, TX (USA Today) - Based on the issues presented to the Supreme Court recently regarding the humanity of lethal injections some Texas legislators are proposing more humane forms of execution. Stating a long time, yet unwritten, policy reg...
TRENTON - New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine is outlawing the death penalty in the Garden State. "We are replacing capital punishment with 'Life in New Jersey' without the possibility of parole. Capital punishment is a piec...
Nashville, TN (AP) - In an effort to "Go Green" Al Gore's home state of Tennessee has ordered new Solar Powered Electric Chairs from Bell+Howell. The creator of the Solar Bug Zapper is now venturing into the lucrative capital punishment...
In a bid to justify the execution of the former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, the British Government has had no choice but to turn to some of England's un-repealed medieval laws.
It has become apparent that Bob Dylan, the old singer, could be executed.